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I have a feeling in the northeast, the biz kids and the premeds are all a bit square
 
I ran into those jerks every now and then in labs. My lab partner once saw one of my graded lab reports that I got an 83 on. "An 83!? You're not pre-med are you? Thank god, because you know you cant get into medical school with those grades. If you were I'd tell you to ask the TA if you can re-do it, or maybe it's not too late to drop the class."🙄 crazy wench
 
I know one gunner. He was a total arse. We got him back one day, though.

He would literally it in seat #1 (labled #1), in our bio class lecture hall. Every day he'd get to class a half hour early to be able to sit in the seat with #1 on it. He tried to give people wrong answers even when they didn't ask for them, and he always talked down to people and commented on how he couldn't believe "how many stupid people think they can become doctors."

Now for the prank: the bio professor was a nice guy until we found out his absolute hatred for cell phones going off when a girl's phone went off and he stopped class, walked over to her and yelled at her in front of 500 people. So naturally, we slipped a travel alarm clock set to go off during class into his bag when he wasn't looking. So here he was during class and the alarm went off and he looked left and right to see which person next to him was the "ass". And the professor stopped and asked "What is THAT??" As he feverishly searched through his bag, in front of a dead silent (apart from the alarm clock) 500 person lecture, and pulled out the alarm clock and said in surprise, "It's... it's an alarm clock?" "WELL TURN IT OFF, NOW." So he did and finally figured out how to turn it off.




Little did he know we hid a second one and this was repeated once more 15 minutes later. :meanie:
 
Ok2Panic said:
I ran into those jerks every now and then in labs. My lab partner once saw one of my graded lab reports that I got an 83 on. "An 83!? You're not pre-med are you? Thank god, because you know you cant get into medical school with those grades. If you were I'd tell you to ask the TA if you can re-do it, or maybe it's not too late to drop the class."🙄 crazy wench
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BBender716 said:
I know one gunner. He was a total arse. We got him back one day, though.

He would literally it in seat #1 (labled #1), in our bio class lecture hall. Every day he'd get to class a half hour early to be able to sit in the seat with #1 on it. He tried to give people wrong answers even when they didn't ask for them, and he always talked down to people and commented on how he couldn't believe "how many stupid people think they can become doctors."

Now for the prank: the bio professor was a nice guy until we found out his absolute hatred for cell phones going off when a girl's phone went off and he stopped class, walked over to her and yelled at her in front of 500 people. So naturally, we slipped a travel alarm clock set to go off during class into his bag when he wasn't looking. So here he was during class and the alarm went off and he looked left and right to see which person next to him was the "ass". And the professor stopped and asked "What is THAT??" As he feverishly searched through his bag, in front of a dead silent (apart from the alarm clock) 500 person lecture, and pulled out the alarm clock and said in surprise, "It's... it's an alarm clock?" "WELL TURN IT OFF, NOW." So he did finally figure out how to turn it off.




Little did he know we hid a second one and this was repeated once more 15 minutes later. :meanie:
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oh damn 🤣

hahahahaha... that's harsh bro!
 
BBender716 said:
I know one gunner. He was a total arse. We got him back one day, though.

He would literally it in seat #1 (labled #1), in our bio class lecture hall. Every day he'd get to class a half hour early to be able to sit in the seat with #1 on it. He tried to give people wrong answers even when they didn't ask for them, and he always talked down to people and commented on how he couldn't believe "how many stupid people think they can become doctors."

Now for the prank: the bio professor was a nice guy until we found out his absolute hatred for cell phones going off when a girl's phone went off and he stopped class, walked over to her and yelled at her in front of 500 people. So naturally, we slipped a travel alarm clock set to go off during class into his bag when he wasn't looking. So here he was during class and the alarm went off and he looked left and right to see which person next to him was the "ass". And the professor stopped and asked "What is THAT??" As he feverishly searched through his bag, in front of a dead silent (apart from the alarm clock) 500 person lecture, and pulled out the alarm clock and said in surprise, "It's... it's an alarm clock?" "WELL TURN IT OFF, NOW." So he did finally figure out how to turn it off.




Little did he know we hid a second one and this was repeated once more 15 minutes later. :meanie:
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That's an awesome prank. :laugh:

As for the bolded, I mention that sometimes in regards to some of the premeds at my school - just not in public. 😳
 
BBender716 said:
I know one gunner. He was a total arse. We got him back one day, though.

He would literally it in seat #1 (labled #1), in our bio class lecture hall. Every day he'd get to class a half hour early to be able to sit in the seat with #1 on it. He tried to give people wrong answers even when they didn't ask for them, and he always talked down to people and commented on how he couldn't believe "how many stupid people think they can become doctors."

Now for the prank: the bio professor was a nice guy until we found out his absolute hatred for cell phones going off when a girl's phone went off and he stopped class, walked over to her and yelled at her in front of 500 people. So naturally, we slipped a travel alarm clock set to go off during class into his bag when he wasn't looking. So here he was during class and the alarm went off and he looked left and right to see which person next to him was the "ass". And the professor stopped and asked "What is THAT??" As he feverishly searched through his bag, in front of a dead silent (apart from the alarm clock) 500 person lecture, and pulled out the alarm clock and said in surprise, "It's... it's an alarm clock?" "WELL TURN IT OFF, NOW." So he did and finally figured out how to turn it off.




Little did he know we hid a second one and this was repeated once more 15 minutes later. :meanie:
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:laugh:👍
 
metallica81788 said:
That's an awesome prank. :laugh:

As for the bolded, I mention that sometimes in regards to some of the premeds at my school - just not in public. 😳
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No, the difference between you and him is that he thinks that about everyone who isn't himself.
 
BBender716 said:
I know one gunner. He was a total arse. We got him back one day, though.

He would literally it in seat #1 (labled #1), in our bio class lecture hall. Every day he'd get to class a half hour early to be able to sit in the seat with #1 on it. He tried to give people wrong answers even when they didn't ask for them, and he always talked down to people and commented on how he couldn't believe "how many stupid people think they can become doctors."

Now for the prank: the bio professor was a nice guy until we found out his absolute hatred for cell phones going off when a girl's phone went off and he stopped class, walked over to her and yelled at her in front of 500 people. So naturally, we slipped a travel alarm clock set to go off during class into his bag when he wasn't looking. So here he was during class and the alarm went off and he looked left and right to see which person next to him was the "ass". And the professor stopped and asked "What is THAT??" As he feverishly searched through his bag, in front of a dead silent (apart from the alarm clock) 500 person lecture, and pulled out the alarm clock and said in surprise, "It's... it's an alarm clock?" "WELL TURN IT OFF, NOW." So he did and finally figured out how to turn it off.




Little did he know we hid a second one and this was repeated once more 15 minutes later. :meanie:
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:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I don't think there are any gunners at my school. I haven't ran into any. There's just pre-meds who never ever ever study and have like a 2.5 gpa. There's ones that study every so often and have like a 3.0-3.1 and there's ones that study a lot and take classes very seriously and have like 3.7-3.9. It's fairly impossible to maintain a 4.0 at my uni because they give out grades like 3.9's and 3.8's and 3.6's etc. 3.6-4.0 is viewed as an A. A lot of people consider me to be a gunner because I've gotten 4.0's in a few of the pre-req classes while they are getting weeded out in those classes.
 
oaklandguy said:
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I don't think there are any gunners at my school. I haven't ran into any. There's just pre-meds who never ever ever study and have like a 2.5 gpa. There's ones that study every so often and have like a 3.0-3.1 and there's ones that study a lot and take classes very seriously and have like 3.7-3.9. It's fairly impossible to maintain a 4.0 at my uni because they give out grades like 3.9's and 3.8's and 3.6's etc. 3.6-4.0 is viewed as an A. A lot of people consider me to be a gunner because I've gotten 4.0's in a few of the pre-req classes while they are getting weeded out in those classes.
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Dude your avatar looks like Fresh Prince's dad!

EDIT: except skinnier if the avatar is a picture of yourself.
 
metallica81788 said:
I don't really know any gunner premeds at my school, I just don't like most of them. A lot of them are just dumb Greeks that spend most of the week smashed and the rest studying like there's no tomorrow or asking people for notes.

I'm sure the premed population sucks more at really competitive sciencey schools and big state schools.
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Sigh. Only a few months left with them!

My premed friends are awesome though! I only claim 2 IRL and then you guys.

BBender716 said:
I know one gunner. He was a total arse. We got him back one day, though.

He would literally it in seat #1 (labled #1), in our bio class lecture hall. Every day he'd get to class a half hour early to be able to sit in the seat with #1 on it. He tried to give people wrong answers even when they didn't ask for them, and he always talked down to people and commented on how he couldn't believe "how many stupid people think they can become doctors."

Now for the prank: the bio professor was a nice guy until we found out his absolute hatred for cell phones going off when a girl's phone went off and he stopped class, walked over to her and yelled at her in front of 500 people. So naturally, we slipped a travel alarm clock set to go off during class into his bag when he wasn't looking. So here he was during class and the alarm went off and he looked left and right to see which person next to him was the "ass". And the professor stopped and asked "What is THAT??" As he feverishly searched through his bag, in front of a dead silent (apart from the alarm clock) 500 person lecture, and pulled out the alarm clock and said in surprise, "It's... it's an alarm clock?" "WELL TURN IT OFF, NOW." So he did and finally figured out how to turn it off.




Little did he know we hid a second one and this was repeated once more 15 minutes later. :meanie:
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Awesome!!! :laugh:

metallica81788 said:
As for the bolded, I mention that sometimes in regards to some of the premeds at my school - just not in public. 😳
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Me too. 😳 I just can't believe that some of these kids think this is their thing.
 
oaklandguy said:
It's Suge Knight. The man who allegedly shot tupac.
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And also dangled Vanilla Ice from the balcony of a high rise building. I guess that's not as gangster as possibly shooting tupac though. I mean, prolly a bunch of us could get together and dangle vanilla ice from a balcony tonight
 
BBender716 said:
Siiiiick! Semi-ironic considering Fresh Prince's dad is a judge. WAIT! That's why no one convicted Suge "Tu-less Pac" Knight!
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I was debating between p-diddy and Suge Knight and he won it out. I need to find a good avatar pic of diddy though at some point.
 
uncle phil was a good man. that episode when will's father didn't show up is probably the most heart felt moment on TV
 
Ran again. Whoop whoop. Not sure how far it actually is but at least I'm doing something. And my heart didn't feel like exploding this time.
 
Ok2Panic said:
And also dangled Vanilla Ice from the balcony of a high rise building. I guess that's not as gangster as possibly shooting tupac though. I mean, prolly a bunch of us could get together and dangle vanilla ice from a balcony tonight
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I'm down. Do we know vanilla ice's location because that would be an awesome way to enter the rap game. Ay yo I dangle vanilla like Suge Knight, and I'll mangle your face if you wanna fight!
 
Ok2Panic said:
And also dangled Vanilla Ice from the balcony of a high rise building. I guess that's not as gangster as possibly shooting tupac though. I mean, prolly a bunch of us could get together and dangle vanilla ice from a balcony tonight
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Hahahaha guy could fit through a picket fence. I remember when I saw him celebrity box and got his crap rocked.
 
oaklandguy said:
I'm down. Do we know vanilla ice's location because that would be an awesome way to enter the rap game. Ay yo I dangle vanilla like Suge Knight, and I'll mangle your face if you wanna fight!
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Yes! I've been looking for a way to get some quick street cred all these years!
 
BBender716 said:
Hahahaha guy could fit through a picket fence. I remember when I saw him celebrity box and got his crap rocked.
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For those that missed it back in the day:

Willis from Diffrent Strokes vs. Vanilla Ice


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GofbAn-BXvE[/YOUTUBE]
 
Ok2Panic said:
Yes! I've been looking for a way to get some quick street cred all these years!
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Yeah. What we really should do is steal young berg's chain. Then have a bunch've little kids post pictures of themselves with it online. That got Trick Trick sooo much rep. Then we make a video with us shooting guns in the air and saying really deep ebonic poetry. Ay yo, this ya boy oaklandguy just touch down from SDN, we don't play, we cut peoples toes off and send it to they mommas!
 
oaklandguy said:
Yeah. What we really should do is steal young berg's chain. Then have a bunch've little kids post pictures of themselves with it online. That got Trick Trick sooo much rep. Then we make a video with us shooting guns in the air and saying really deep ebonic poetry. Ay yo, this ya boy oaklandguy just touch down from SDN, we don't play, we cut peoples toes off and send it to they mommas!
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Idk, I'd feel better about this if we could simultaneously take out gucci mane somehow. Can we make multiple stops?
 
Ok2Panic said:
Idk, I'd feel better about this if we could simultaneously take out gucci mane somehow. Can we make multiple stops?
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Naw man, I can't take out a brick squad member. Wocka Flocka Flames will have our heads. He got shot because he refused to give up his seat at some event. I wouldn't mess with anyone who hangs with Wocka Flocka.
 
Why don't we take out soulja boy or someone whose small and probably can't hurt us? I mean vanilla ice is too easy, and lil wayne is small but he's been dealing crack from the womb. We need someone with some shock value... Maybe Nelly or something?

On a side note... Would starting a cult count as leadership for med-school? I'm really running out of options on how to attain leadership positions.
 
DrYoda said:
I've lived here for 7 whole months now. I have just turned on the oven for the first time.
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lstone13 said:
Of all apartments I've lived in for the past 3 years, I've used the oven once. Obviously, I don't cook very often.
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What the heck do you guys eat?

RunningDiva said:
admittedly, yes. :laugh: these were my younger days...sigh. after all the silly rules, i found it hard to play with other ppl by the real rules.

cranium is awesome! especially if you have a partner who can read your mind.

a game i never liked is risk. i'm just not a conquerer. i'm of a lover. not to mention i wouldn't pay enough attention and never had a strategy.
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Risk is awesome.

BBender716 said:
Dude yeah. If you guys get tickets out here, let me know ahead of time and I'm sure we'll figure something out 😉 If it changes things, it will not have an open bar, hahaha
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:laugh:
 
metallica81788 said:
I find it very difficult to sit down and read a Biochem textbook. I would much rather be on SDN.
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Me too man. I'm going over an old exam and like I just realized I have no idea how they found out how calmodulin works which is scaring the heck out of me, but the reality is I can't keep my eyes off of this thread.
 
oaklandguy said:
Me too man. I'm going over an old exam and like I just realized I have no idea how they found out how calmodulin works which is scaring the heck out of me, but the reality is I can't keep my eyes off of this thread.
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Even if this thread wasn't doing anything, I still don't think I would be reading Biochem. I just can't get interested in it. Then I think about how miserable I could potentially be in M1.
 
JJMrK said:
What the heck do you guys eat?
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I do cook on the stove top. Don't have a big variety I make though. I can only make a grand total of 5 things, two of which are pancakes and omlets.

My original solution to food was to eat out alot, but med school expenses have killed that habit.
 
metallica81788 said:
I just found a pretty awesome collection of lawyer jokes. 🤣
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Let's hear some funny ones. I need to lighten up because I just found out that I know absolutely nothing about NO even though I've read the three assigned articles like 10 times over each.
 
Q: Why does Washington, D.C. have the most lawyers and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
A: New Jersey had first pick.

:laugh:, damn
 
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they only screw us.

Or 3, one to hold the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
 
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