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Tatastrophy said:
haha Sept 23rd is an effing long time ago!!!
noone got an email yet...just acceptances that were presumably meant to arrive on monday
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You know, you may be fidgeting right now, but i kinda envy you. I mean, I have nothing to fidget about anymore. No bad news can come, sure, but no good news to look forward to either! Just the long grind that is med school, in 4 or 5 months :scared:
 
well think of it this way.

1. girl buys dingy's seed
2. girl plants dingy's seed.
3. girl has offspring that is 50% dingy in 1 year (dingy is now MS2)
4. lets say dingy becomes successful in 15 years, girls sells offspring to the market.

net profit = a lot
 
brooklynblunder said:
dingy, not to sound weird, but i would buy your sperm. on wall street, the rule is, buy low sell high.
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yea, fasho, your sperm will be pretty nice too.

you know what we can do? we can start a sperm bank, with less stringent rules and collect our classmates' sperms. it'll be pretty weird if we ask them for sperm donations, so we can enlist stoney's help. she just has to flirt a lil and give some compliments, nothing physical, and everyone gets a cut of the profits.
 
dingyibvs said:
You know, you may be fidgeting right now, but i kinda envy you. I mean, I have nothing to fidget about anymore. No bad news can come, sure, but no good news to look forward to either! Just the long grind that is med school, in 4 or 5 months :scared:
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how did i miss the fact that you are a reapplicant?!?! you've done so so well this cycle!
 
dingyibvs said:
yea, fasho, your sperm will be pretty nice too.

you know what we can do? we can start a sperm bank, with less stringent rules and collect our classmates' sperms. it'll be pretty weird if we ask them for sperm donations, so we can enlist stoney's help. she just has to flirt a lil and give some compliments, nothing physical, and everyone gets a cut of the profits.
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:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
brooklynblunder said:
well think of it this way.

1. girl buys dingy's seed
2. girl plants dingy's seed.
3. girl has offspring that is 50% dingy in 1 year (dingy is now MS2)
4. lets say dingy becomes successful in 15 years, girls sells offspring to the market.

net profit = a lot
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if we get our classmates' sperms, chances are, some of us will become ultra successful. then we negotiate with our female clients and have them blackmail him for money. since our operations will be under the table, he'll have no way to prove that the child is through a sperm bank and not an illegitimate son/daughter. the woman can get some massive child support money, including back-owed, and we can get a cut.
 
dingyibvs said:
if we get our classmates' sperms, chances are, some of us will become ultra successful. then we negotiate with our female clients and have them blackmail him for money. since our operations will be under the table, he'll have no way to prove that the child is through a sperm bank and not an illegitimate son/daughter. the woman can get some massive child support money, including back-owed, and we can get a cut.
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wow, we don't even have to traffic kids and face liam neelson 👍


me you and metallica gotta start a business together
 
Tatastrophy said:
how did i miss the fact that you are a reapplicant?!?! you've done so so well this cycle!
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Thanks! My hard qualifications have changed very little too! It's amazing how simply applying in a different manner makes such a difference. Gotta credit SDN for the assist there.
 
brooklynblunder said:
if it makes you feel better, i know i will be straight up rejected so your chances went up a little bit (in terms of accept/interview ratio)
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yeah me too, i think i offended my interviewers with my very presence
 
that guy is insane

who would win

- liam from Taken
- travolta from From Paris W/ Love
- bale from Equilibrium
 
brooklynblunder said:
that guy is insane

who would win

- liam from Taken
- travolta from From Paris W/ Love
- bale from Equilibrium
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I'd say bale, he knows gun-katai or whatever they call that thing they do. that shiz is from the future, yo.
 
brooklynblunder said:
if it makes you feel better, i know i will be straight up rejected so your chances went up a little bit (in terms of accept/interview ratio)
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jla314 said:
yeah me too, i think i offended my interviewers with my very presence
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considering how long ive been whining about this-you guys are amazing for being so nice to me!
Currently, I am resisting the urge to to reread/reanalyze the interviewers' answers to my thank you emails.
ughhhhhh!

and i would seriously doubt either of you would receive the type of treatment you are expecting!!!
 
if it makes you feel any better, i am willing to send a **** duke email to my interviewers, who i didn't even thank, but had pleasant conversations with. i think the student interviewer wanted me by the end, it was not mutual
 
brooklynblunder said:
if it makes you feel any better, i am willing to send a **** duke email to my interviewers, who i didn't even thank, but had pleasant conversations with. i think the student interviewer wanted me by the end, it was not mutual
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I really wish I had that attitude towards this. I feel like it grabbed me and wont let go...ouch!
 
im gonna start hating on a different school,


dingy, who should i hate more as a hurricane, florida or fsu?
 
the students killed the mini fridge though, it took them like 4 hours. i dont think they really cared about saying hi as much as getting a free coke or whatever they were drinking.

they had a lot of grape fanta left
 
brooklynblunder said:
the students killed the mini fridge though, it took them like 4 hours. i dont think they really cared about saying hi as much as getting a free coke or whatever they were drinking.

they had a lot of grape fanta left
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emory used cookies to lure students.
my friend who is an M1 there came to visit without a bribe though 🙂
 
a lot of the construction at duke made the place seem like district 9. which was a great movie, i think it should win the oscar's but i dont think it will
 
i'm out! i will leave you guys with this to ponder:

[YOUTUBE]4kK6F7t-x6E[/YOUTUBE]
 
brooklynblunder said:
whats that big hospital that emory is affiliated with
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Grady....big selling point for me....you actually do **** during your rotations!
brooklynblunder said:
taty, are you an OG atlanta native?
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Originally from Russia...lived here for 10 years.
Speaking of da ATL...we were listening to this when we were rollin' yesterday lol:[YOUTUBE]MtCM4shOYYM[/YOUTUBE]

just so you know...he doesn't mention my area code...cause I aint no ho!
 
jla314 said:
come on, bale as batman sounds like a 90 year old chain smoking woman
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or it could sound like the best superhero ever. def bale in batman, he has too many cool tools to get beat by bale in equilibrium

brooklynblunder said:
im gonna start hating on a different school,


dingy, who should i hate more as a hurricane, florida or fsu?
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you'd think it's FSU, since they play them every year and they're in the same conference, but man do the canes hate UF.
 
Tatastrophy said:
Grady....big selling point for me....you actually do **** during your rotations!

Originally from Russia...lived here for 10 years.
Speaking of da ATL...we were listening to this when we were rollin' yesterday lol:[YOUTUBE]MtCM4shOYYM[/YOUTUBE]

just so you know...he doesn't mention my area code...cause I aint no ho!
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This should be Tiger Woods' personal theme song...

.....aww, too soon? 😉
 
brooklynblunder said:
yo oakland, you guys gonna win your conference tourney?
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I hope man. We're good and I feel that the team is still gelling together. We've beaten every team in the conference, but IUPUI and Oral are always a tough game. I hope we make the NCAA tourney man. OU really needs some PR especially after the whole teacher strike.
 
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