The profanity and chants used at U of M hockey games are absolutely amazing.
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Hockeytown = Detroit. Nothing is better than sneaking a smelly octopus in your pants and throwing it onto the ice.
End of the period (1:04 left in each period)
[SIZE=-1]When the clock reaches 1:04, say "How"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]When the clock reaches 1:03, say "much"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]When the clock reaches 1:02, say "time"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]When the clock reaches 1:01, say "is"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]When the clock reaches 1:00, say "left?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Announcer will answer "One minute left to play in the period, one minute."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Fans then respond with a polite "Thank you!"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Sometimes during the 3rd period, Glenn Williams, Yost PA Announcer, may respond with a cordial "You're welcome."

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