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Me? I'm down, with 2 physician salaries I might be able to afford a porsche.

Sorry oaklandguy, I was trying to quote dingyibvs, but my iphone freaked out; i actually don't know if you're supposed to be my soulmate lol.
 
It's cool. I need a trophy wife anyway. I want to be the first non-athlete on the site athleteswives.com
 
sometimes oakland i have no idea if you're completely joking or being somewhat serious
 
sometimes oakland i have no idea if you're completely joking or being somewhat serious

You'll never know 😉

Nahh, I think I've got myself in a really good place right now with a certain girl. She knows nothing about medicine or the field of healthcare for that matter. And her mom is a trophy wife, so she has the genetics for the position. The problem is that her cooking is too good and she likes to clean. She's too useful. Plus she wants to be a journalist, she's dreaming too big. We'll see how it works out though.
 
You'll never know 😉

Nahh, I think I've got myself in a really good place right now with a certain girl. She knows nothing about medicine or the field of healthcare for that matter. And her mom is a trophy wife, so she has the genetics for the position. The problem is that her cooking is too good and she likes to clean. She's too useful. Plus she wants to be a journalist, she's dreaming too big. We'll see how it works out though.

you wanna trade girlfriends? Mine is all of the above except for the "too useful" part :laugh: (she's not really into cooking/cleaning but she's working on it)
 
is your trophy girlfriend trophy wife material?

first they start out as a trophy girlfriend. You can shop her around and let everyone get a good look at her. But is she truly worthy of the big m? Take a look at some of the questions below that you need to ask yourself when deciding.

  • introduce her around to see how she handles herself in public
  • while dating, is she affectionate enough most of the time?
  • does she go on and on about herself and money?
  • does she appreciate gifts?
  • how does she look when not all dressed up to a ‘t'?
  • does she act trustworthy?
  • how jealous is she?
  • does she eye the younger guys like a barracuda in a school of fish?
  • will she agree to a prenuptial agreement?
  • if you have children from a previous marriage, how does she treat them

The bold statement is extremely essential.
 
you wanna trade girlfriends? Mine is all of the above except for the "too useful" part :laugh: (she's not really into cooking/cleaning but she's working on it)

Well, I'll try to be objective about this, but most guys wouldn't want a girlfriend like mine I don't think. She comes off as very entitled due to her father's wealth and she like refuses to hang out with me when I'm around my friends (which I love because she is very exclusive and I would rather her be separated from my friends anyways). Everyone I know tells me she's a b!t*h, but I'm kind've that way too from a male perspective. Plus she needs the type of guy who is not scared to call her for what she is. She loves being degraded. But these are all things that I personally like about her, I just don't know if you are in the same boat as me 🙂
 
INTJ, but my thinking strength is quite low and my judging is high. I don't know how to reason and I like making fun of people? 😕
 
INTJ, but my thinking strength is quite low and my judging is high. I don't know how to reason and I like making fun of people? 😕

Read the actual description, judging doesn't deal with people. Thinking isn't exactly reasoning and logic.
 
oakland:

hmmm... I think mine is kinda the opposite of yours. She's pretty sensitive and stuff. her and I are kinda opposites from each other but we've been together for 4 years and going. I guess opposites do attract.
 
I need to figure a way to include my quest for a trophy wife into my P.S. It's one of my main reasons for choosing medicine as a career path.
 
hmmm... I think mine is kinda the opposite of yours. She's pretty sensitive and stuff. her and I are kinda opposites from each other but we've been together for 4 years and going. I guess opposites do attract.

Yeah they do. My girl is way more compassionate than me. She helps me to breathe easy at times. But me and her bump heads a ton. I don't know why, but I think she gets turned on when I freak out at her. I've never seen someone egg me on to the extent she does when we are fighting.
 
oakland:

hmmm... I think mine is kinda the opposite of yours. She's pretty sensitive and stuff. her and I are kinda opposites from each other but we've been together for 4 years and going. I guess opposites do attract.
haha, I can't see this phrase without thinking of brooklyn's dipole moment idea now
 
INTJ, but my thinking strength is quite low and my judging is high. I don't know how to reason and I like making fun of people? 😕

Think a little less, and you have a shot at being my wife. Think of the opportunity! Actually, no, don't think.
 
Yeah they do. My girl is way more compassionate than me. She helps me to breathe easy at times. But me and her bump heads a ton. I don't know why, but I think she gets turned on when I freak out at her. I've never seen someone egg me on to the extent she does when we are fighting.

Yeah! My girlfriend and I fight a lot too but we make up quick, except I'm the one that calms her down (I guess it's my "teacher personality")

haha, I can't see this phrase without thinking of brooklyn's dipole moment idea now

That's so nerdy, but so true!
 
crap, I totally lost track of time and just noticed it's 3am...I think I'm gonna call it a night. Goodnight guys.
 
crap, I totally lost track of time and just noticed it's 3am...I think I'm gonna call it a night. Goodnight guys.

G' nite man!

Wish you would've stayed on longer, so I could vent about how much of a bad boyfriend I am. Oh well.
 
This sleep schedule that I'm on is starting to mess with the rest of my life. I was supposed to call three people tonight to talk. 11pm/midnight rolled around and apparently that's when people go to bed?
 
This sleep schedule that I'm on is starting to mess with the rest of my life. I was supposed to call three people tonight to talk. 11pm/midnight rolled around and apparently that's when people go to bed?

You schedule your conversations?? Soooo INTJ of you.
 
This sleep schedule that I'm on is starting to mess with the rest of my life. I was supposed to call three people tonight to talk. 11pm/midnight rolled around and apparently that's when people go to bed?
psh. weak people.

...or normal ones, i guess.
 
Actually, I don't feel like talking on the phone before 10 pm. It's really weird. I also don't call you back unless you leave a message or text telling me to call you back.
 
Actually, I don't feel like talking on the phone before 10 pm. It's really weird. I also don't call you back unless you leave a message or text telling me to call you back.

lol my friends complain that about me all the time
 
You schedule your conversations?? Soooo INTJ of you.

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Lol, I'm just messing with you floatie. I organize everything. I make an agenda out of everyday parts of life, like going to the library, watching playoff hockey, etc. If you go thru my backup you see tons of crumpled up schedules or checklists.
 
Omg there's someone with the username trogdor, but with 0's. Good times in 10th grade english class.

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Lol, I'm just messing with you floatie. I organize everything. I make an agenda out of everyday parts of life, like going to the library, watching playoff hockey, etc. If you go thru my backup you see tons of crumpled up schedules or checklists.

dang, i can never be organized like that. i've tried making schedules, agendas and stuff and i never end up sticking to them
 
dang, i can never be organized like that. i've tried making schedules, agendas and stuff and i never end up sticking to them


I wouldn't be able to function without my schedules. One time I left a party in order to study and finished studying ahead of schedule so I got to go back to the party! I looked like the biggest nerd.
 
No one's heard of Strong Bad!? I guess you guys weren't as cool as I thought...

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I go with the flow when I'm not overloaded with work, but that is rare nowadays lol.
 
I bought a 2010 tassel for my grad cap today. I'm thinking of spelling my name out in elements from the periodic table since I'm a chem major, but there's nothing for the first letter of my name. 🙁

Should I just do the 1st letter normally and the rest will look super cool, or do nothing at all because after 4 yrs I'm finally sick of chemistry?
 
do you get to decorate your cap or something?

and you could just make up a fake element 😛
 
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