Class of 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This forum made possible through the generous support of SDN members, donors, and sponsors. Thank you.
Members don't see this ad.
The anti-rape condom:

rapex-condom.jpg

http://www.hammeruncut.com/new-condom-with-teeth-ouch/

Ouch!
 
my fortune cookie just said:

"a cheerful letter is on its way to you"

i wanted to share that fortune w/ you guys, especially the ones that are still looking for that "letter". happy valentines
 
brooklynblunder said:
my fortune cookie just said:

"a cheerful letter is on its way to you"

i wanted to share that fortune w/ you guys, especially the ones that are still looking for that "letter". happy valentines
Click to expand...

yea that's a good sign.

I had one that said "Your biggest enemy is your own stupidity."

I was like....wtf?
 
i can see that happening, some girl forgets to remove it, and her partner gets pwned.
 
Sammich117 said:
See? No one cares.

Don't share my drunken texts.

That wasn't even the funniest one.

Keeping all my drunken oblivion to yourself.

Selfish.

Selfish.

Sounds like shellfish.

Oyster.
Click to expand...

Hahaha I think you should be glad I kept the rest to myself. And I couldn't even read all of it.

I was incredibly disappointed that nobody even commented on that, though.
 
GoSpursGo said:
Hahaha I think you should be glad I kept the rest to myself. And I couldn't even read all of it.

I was incredibly disappointed that nobody even commented on that, though.
Click to expand...

What did I say? I don't remember. And stupid effing razor doesnt hold like ANY texts. It has the memory of a slug.

I assume they have bad memories.

I mean, seriously. They're SLUGS.

Gosh, they're gross. And slimy.

Know what else is slimy?

Slime.
 
Spurswich,

has there always been a santa hat on your avatar?

Just saying.

That I've never noticed one.

Until this moment.

Well, really a moment ago. Took me time to type it out.
 
Spurs (via aim) : so last year, someone randomly came along in the 2013 thread and posted something like, "I JUST HAD THE BEST SEX EVER!!! That is all." Seeing as I'm trying to be a good influence, i think you should totally do that

That's the advice I was given.


It may be true, but still.
 
I see you brooklyn and dingy!

It's like I have eyes.

Other than my real eyes.

That can see you.

Even if you're not in real life.
 
Sammich117 said:
Spurswich,

has there always been a santa hat on your avatar?

Just saying.

That I've never noticed one.

Until this moment.

Well, really a moment ago. Took me time to type it out.
Click to expand...

Nope. It's new, for the holidays. It's probably a little early; I might take it back off until after Thanksgiving.
 
GoSpursGo said:
Nope. It's new, for the holidays. It's probably a little early; I might take it back off until after Thanksgiving.
Click to expand...

It's wicked early.

That's what we say up here in bahstahn.

That's boston.

With an accent.

yep. I did it.

Spursarino,

I want your mod powers.
 
Spursy refuses to comment.

but don't be fooled.

he's awake.

We're e-drinking together.

He's being a butt munchkin and not posting on this forum though.

Poopmonster.
 
I wonder if I can take up a whole page.

Everyone who was with me left, so I'm by myself now.

Spursiental is keeping me e-company.

But he's making me drink.

So I'm awake.

And drunk.

And bored.
 
Sammich117 said:
Spursy refuses to comment.

but don't be fooled.

he's awake.

We're e-drinking together.

He's being a butt munchkin and not posting on this forum though.

Poopmonster.
Click to expand...

I am busy.

Sammich117 said:
I wonder if I can take up a whole page.

Everyone who was with me left, so I'm by myself now.

Spursiental is keeping me e-company.

But he's making me drink.

So I'm awake.

And drunk.

And bored.
Click to expand...

I am NOT making you drink. YOU made ME drink 😛
 
Ugh. I just got off work. Spurs and Sammich, why are you up so late tonight??
 
Sammich117 said:
HI STONE!!!

How are you? How was work?

Spursalicious is making me stay drunk.
Click to expand...

I'm good! Unfortunately, I had a Red Bull to stay up at work, and now I can't sleep because of it. Work was work... the usual. 🙄

So I see you and Spurs have been e-drinking? How does that work?
 
lstone13 said:
I'm good! Unfortunately, I had a Red Bull to stay up at work, and now I can't sleep because of it. Work was work... the usual. 🙄

So I see you and Spurs have been e-drinking? How does that work?
Click to expand...

I've never had a red bull.

No wings for meeeee.

I hate those commercials.

I'm not really sure how e-drinking works. I had real people over so I did real life drinking, but somehow Spursasaurus Rex has convinced me to continue now that they are gone.
 
Sammich117 said:
I've never had a red bull.

No wings for meeeee.

I hate those commercials.

I'm not really sure how e-drinking works. I had real people over so I did real life drinking, but somehow Spursasaurus Rex has convinced me to continue now that they are gone.
Click to expand...

Eh, those commercials were never anything special, but I wouldn't say I hated them...

What's your drink of choice tonight?
 
I had some passion fruit malibu + diet coke, some baby guinesses, and....

Hm. I feel like I had something else.

Oh, 99 apples and diet coke.
 
Sammich117 said:
Eminem - Till I collapse = best drunk song EVER MADE.

So.

Good.

Oh eminem.
Click to expand...

but not the besteminem song

Sammich117 said:
HI STONE!!!

How are you? How was work?

Spursalicious is making me stay drunk.
Click to expand...

am. not. she told me to start drinking again.

lstone13 said:
I'm good! Unfortunately, I had a Red Bull to stay up at work, and now I can't sleep because of it. Work was work... the usual. 🙄

So I see you and Spurs have been e-drinking? How does that work?
Click to expand...

you drink togerher, over aim and//or dtexts and see what happens 😀

Sammich117 said:
I've never had a red bull.

No wings for meeeee.

I hate those commercials.

I'm not really sure how e-drinking works. I had real people over so I did real life drinking, but somehow Spursasaurus Rex has convinced me to continue now that they are gone.
Click to expand...

again. i blame sammich.
 
GoSpursGo said:
but not the besteminem song



am. not. she told me to start drinking again.



you drink togerher, over aim and//or dtexts and see what happens 😀



again. i blame sammich.
Click to expand...

Never said it was the best eminem song.

I love him.

You totally made me drink more. wtf.

I am not to blame here.
 
Spursanator -

No one is going to read these posts tomorrow.

Which is sad. I feel like we're entertaining right now.
 
Alrighty. I am going to try my best to sleep now. We'll see how well that works... I hate the feeling when you're so tired but can't sleep due to too much caffeine. That feeling usually only happens after floorsets at work and during finals week for me though.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

hommefatale
Elective Class Pass/Fail
Replies
3
Views
488
Goro
Goro
L
pass/no pass physical education class
Replies
4
Views
258
LizzyM
LizzyM
H
Not taking planned calculus class anymore
Replies
2
Views
490
holajola
H
aprilandaflower
Course classification of design courses
Replies
1
Views
285
wysdoc
wysdoc
A
Marking an audited class as a repeat?
Replies
1
Views
280
Mr.Smile12
Mr.Smile12
Top