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I hope so, dude. I kinda value intelligence/work ethic over looks so I hope I can find a girl in medical school. 👍 Maybe you'll find your trophy wife there, as well.

If I had to choose between UM and OSU I would take UM in a second because Ann Arbor is a much better local (much more hip, if you get what I mean). The no class module at OSU sounds pretty sweet, however.....
 
I don't want to marry a doctor... I want a woman who sits on her butt all day and refuses to clean or do anything other than mate. Maybe she will graduate med-school and decide she's too pretty to be a doctor??

Shopping in 4.5 hours sounds pretty awesome. I need to purchase a better energy bar. The Clif bars I eat now are way too dry and I can't eat them without choking on them.
 
I must agree with Trey Songz, when I am a docta' all I'm finna prescribe is Cranberry and Vodka.
 
Question: do surgeons actually play music while operating? I feel as though I operate (study) best when I have a little alcohol (or tobacco) in me and have some rap playing in the background. Would it be alright if I lit up a hooka or a cigar while blasting rap in the OR?
 
Question: do surgeons actually play music while operating? I feel as though I operate (study) best when I have a little alcohol (or tobacco) in me and have some rap playing in the background. Would it be alright if I lit up a hooka or a cigar while blasting rap in the OR?

They do play music in the OR!
 
I'll be running wet t-shirt contests and mardi gras nights out of the OR. Hell one day I'll even bring college girls gone wild into the OR, unfortunately you can't videotape or photograph in the OR due to HIPAA, but we'll figure something out. Maybe the radio stations can come too. I'll pay DJ Pauly Delvecchio to come DJ for a surgery one night.
 
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I would never do peds, other people's kids piss me off.

Surgery I could do, but I would have to be ballin' out of control in the OR.

I'm thinking EM, I love stress.
 
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I think it would be a cool study to see how often pre-med students get laid compared to the average college student. It would be cool to see male vs. female too. Although, I feel as though I would skew the numbers.
 
I wonder how often med-students get laid compared to the average person their age and the male vs. female discrepancy. It'd also be cool to see alcoholism and drug abuse in med-school vs. other graduate school programs.
 
Someone made a poll about that awhile back and the mods locked it down fast:laugh:.

Haha that is awesome.

I have just been wondering about it lately because one of my friends who is a college athlete recently became single and he has just been going nuts w/ it and taking advantage of his status. I was wondering if being in med-school gets you groupies, or like if med-students are stressed and bang like rabbits or if they are so focused on studying that they don't ever get laid. I know from the female doctors I have talked to that single female doctors don't get laid enough. Male doctors on the other hand seem to do fine. That stuff kind've interests me. Like the whole social network of the hospital.
 
Probably depends on the specific med student. I haven't tried playing the future doctor card, but I have a feeling the doctor card's effectivness is more SDN legend than anything.
 
your sig is wrong. much like marriage, medicine is a business deal.
 
I just wanna go wherever hoody gets in. I'm gonna need a nurse to start IV's on me so I can go to class cause I'll be hungover every morning (I'll still be drinking in celebration of the fact that I actually got into medical school).
 
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