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Good luck you Cougar you.

Bend... and SNAP!

Also... bottom?

It has a 98% success rate of getting a man's attention and, when used appropriately, it has a 83% return on a dinner invitation"

I know I laugh at the most random things but Daisy, last night there was a moment where you made me laugh for like 3 minutes straight. I don't even think you were trying.

Also, top!
 
hooray for the mods!

Watching people respond seriously to P and M was actually more annoying than the trolling itself. Especially because their threads were so repetitive, but some people don't log in enough to notice that, so they would troll different groups of people each time >.>

I'm late to the game, but Sun this is so true. Muff and Protag's MO was so well known, and yet people would wander aimlessly into the the trap.
 
I'm late to the game, but Sun this is so true. Muff and Protag's MO was so well known, and yet people would wander aimlessly into the the trap.

We obviously forgot his obstinate stance that Caucasian ladies <<<< Latinas (or whatever the hell it was), backed up by years of experience. Short memories.
 
We obviously forgot his obstinate stance that Caucasian ladies <<<< Latinas (or whatever the hell it was), backed up by years of experience. Short memories.

Oh yea. It was the other way around I think but that seriously made me cringe.

Edit: nope you were right...he said he'd never date a caucasian girl.
 
anyone recall a quiz you could take to find out what specialties you might be fit for?
 
I'm late to the game, but Sun this is so true. Muff and Protag's MO was so well known, and yet people would wander aimlessly into the the trap.

I guess I give people the benefit of a doubt even on the internets. But I look back on that muffion thread about the party and all I can do is facepalm at how I fell for that one.
 
I should also add his various avatars, which I actually believe may be him, make me want to find someone of matching...aesthetic phenotype, we'll call it, and deliver a swift neck-punch.

Throat punches are a gift. They get the job done while also being hilarious.
 
Good luck! Can't wait to hear the stories 😀

Also, this morning I finally withdrew from the school that waitlisted me. It was my favorite school when I first interviewed, but as time went on I started to like it less and less, but I never wanted to actually withdraw just in case the decided to stroke my ego and accept me. So I withdrew today, and it feels good. Like a polite little "eff you *****s, should have jumped on this when you had the chance!"

Ditto on the stories!

I'm seriously having the exact same debate about withdrawing from the school that WLed me. It was my favorite going into this process, and I have stayed on it because I want to see if I can go 3 for 3 on my interviews, but I also haven't really made any effort to come off the WL. And ditto on the "you should have jumped on this when you had the chance!" 👍

We obviously forgot his obstinate stance that Caucasian ladies <<<< Latinas (or whatever the hell it was), backed up by years of experience. Short memories.
LOL, what about the gif in the sig with the disclaimer about his gf?

next on the chopping block is hopefully UES

Dude, if I had my way, I would have gotten rid of all three of them months ago. But others are more forgiving than I am. 😎

I'm not sure where he is in the queue, but he purchased a one-way ticket quite some time ago.

I've thought of him as nothing but a troll for awhile. *sigh*
 
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gross my top 2 are derm and optho. I'd better start studying 👎

I'm surprised most surgeries are only in the middle of my list, considering that any sort of surgery is currently tops in my (ill-informed premed) view. It's probably because I said that I love me some personal time.
i forget if it was from the uBuff or the UVA test, but my very top match was occupational/environmental med, followed by every type of surgery haha.
 
I got peds in one of those tests, which is funny because I don't have any skills with kids (IMO).
 
It has a 98% success rate of getting a man's attention and, when used appropriately, it has a 83% return on a dinner invitation"

I know I laugh at the most random things but Daisy, last night there was a moment where you made me laugh for like 3 minutes straight. I don't even think you were trying.

Also, top!
I'm glad you find me entertaining... although I'm not sure if you were laughing with me or at me.

I took the UVA test and it said my #1 was neurosurgery. Now I shall see what Buffalo deems me fit for.
Edit: Buffalo says gastroenterology, colon and rectal surgery, then otolaryngology are my top 3. Too bad 2 of those involve dealing with a lot of poopoo.
 
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Also, this morning I finally withdrew from the school that waitlisted me. It was my favorite school when I first interviewed, but as time went on I started to like it less and less, but I never wanted to actually withdraw just in case the decided to stroke my ego and accept me. So I withdrew today, and it feels good. Like a polite little "eff you *****s, should have jumped on this when you had the chance!"

I withdrew from there as well last week. I should have done it sooner, but I'm lazy. (I couldn't in good faith go through the additional steps they want you to do in order to be seriously considered from the "waitlist," so I guess I was effectively silently rejecting them. 😉)

I'm seriously having the exact same debate about withdrawing from the school that WLed me. It was my favorite going into this process, and I have stayed on it because I want to see if I can go 3 for 3 on my interviews, but I also haven't really made any effort to come off the WL. And ditto on the "you should have jumped on this when you had the chance!" 👍

Pssh. Be happy with your batting average. 😛
 
better call bleargh :meanie:

in all seriousness, that's lame. i'm sorry cougs.
It's ok cliff....it isn't his fault. I feel bad for him. He's in a poop storm. Apparently the guy had not been doing well for awhile; he hadn't graded any papers all semester and they found a stack of a couple of hundred in his office, and my friend now needs to go give a speech in his stead in a week that he is absolutely not prepared for.

We may meet up tonight or tomorrow but I am seriously doubting it.


On the upside....had an AMAZING lobster lunch. Male Bostonian servers are so good at fluffing up diners. I quite enjoy my mealtime flirts.
 
Haha cougs I was sitting in a restaurant yesterday and saw the marathon results on ESPN and thought of you!!

Then I proceeded to pull out my graphing calculator iphone app to calculate the average mile for the winner. It's around 4:40 in case you guys were wondering 😎

EDIT: Btw, it feels grrrrrrreat to be back. I was getting serious separation anxiety from this thread.
 
Haha cougs I was sitting in a restaurant yesterday and saw the marathon results on ESPN and thought of you!!

Then I proceeded to pull out my graphing calculator iphone app to calculate the average mile for the winner. It's around 4:40 in case you guys were wondering 😎

EDIT: Btw, it feels grrrrrrreat to be back. I was getting serious separation anxiety from this thread.
The girl who ran the marathon is the one who wants to lick you like an ice cream cone, Beast.

I saw the winner go by! Was awesome.
 
I find myself staring at your new avatar longer than is appropriate...

Blame julie- it's my coachella-tar

The girl who ran the marathon is the one who wants to lick you like an ice cream cone, Beast.

I saw the winner go by! Was awesome.

Sweet! What was her time? I only allow girls who can maintain sub 7 minute pace to lick me like an ice cream cone...
 
On the upside....had an AMAZING lobster lunch. Male Bostonian servers are so good at fluffing up diners. I quite enjoy my mealtime flirts.

Sorry it didn't happen today Cougs. Sounds like you had a good time though. Mmmm....lobster.
 

I've done both of these before, and I always seem to get different results. We'll see what I get this time...

Edit: PM&R is my first for the Buffalo test. Woohoo! Occupational med is first for the other one. Hmm. FM, rheumatology, and neurology rank high on both of them as well.

He flaked. Something about his adviser having a stroke. Whatever.

Lame! Sorry about the guy having a stroke, but it's still sucky. At least you still had a yummy lunch.

(That reminds me, one of my professors in undergrad didn't show up to lecture one day. We were all waiting in the classroom for a while, ranting about how inconsiderate she was, and eventually everyone left. Well, we get an email from the department chair later that day saying that the professor had a stroke and didn't make it. 😱 I felt so incredible horrible for bashing her for not showing up to class.)

I withdrew from there as well last week. I should have done it sooner, but I'm lazy. (I couldn't in good faith go through the additional steps they want you to do in order to be seriously considered from the "waitlist," so I guess I was effectively silently rejecting them. 😉

Yeah, I even wrote them some "pick me! pick me!" letters in the beginning. (At least one of which the office lost.) But after a while I was really struggling to find a good reason why I wanted to go there, so that was that.

Blame julie- it's my coachella-tar.

You're welcome everyone 😀
 
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Geeks....the school in your city just called me with a $5k/yr scholarship. Bizarre.

Huh... I want to say better than nothing, but since every school here is >$40K, it's still chump change. Also, BOO on the flaker!

Just became part of the class of 2015!
Congratulations!
 
Ok, in case anyone was wondering, having your friend's little sister who's in beauty school dye your hair is NOT a good idea!!!!!!!! I went from pretty blonde to weird dull-reddish-brownish-blonde. Ugh.

Oh well, I have an appointment with my regular hair lady for Thursday afternoon to fix it. But until then I get to rock this awesome shade. How funny that I wanted to save some $$$ and let the girl do it, but now I'm probably gonna spend the same amount (or more) anyway. C'est la vie, lesson DEFINITELY learned.

Edit: And congrats on the acceptance Rocher! Sorry to steal your thunder with my crazy hair drama. 😳
 
I haven't dyed my hair in FOREVER. Does it at least look nice again, Julie?

This .gif is always hilarious to me...
rpattzshimmy.gif
 
I haven't dyed my hair in FOREVER. Does it at least look nice again, Julie?

This .gif is always hilarious to me...
rpattzshimmy.gif

Well I'm getting it fixed on Thursday so I'll let you know then!

And I've never seen that gif before... very nice. 👍
 
Ok, in case anyone was wondering, having your friend's little sister who's in beauty school dye your hair is NOT a good idea!!!!!!!! I went from pretty blonde to weird dull-reddish-brownish-blonde. Ugh.

Oh well, I have an appointment with my regular hair lady for Thursday afternoon to fix it. But until then I get to rock this awesome shade. How funny that I wanted to save some $$$ and let the girl do it, but now I'm probably gonna spend the same amount (or more) anyway. C'est la vie, lesson DEFINITELY learned.

Edit: And congrats on the acceptance Rocher! Sorry to steal your thunder with my crazy hair drama. 😳
My hairdresser would yell at me for a good 15 minutes if I ever tried to do something like that :laugh: I hope your normal hair lady is nicer than mine!

Your story makes me think of that song from Grease... "Beauty school dropout, go back to high school..."

Congrats Rocher!

Geeks, that .gif is too much. If you want another disturbing .gif, look at Kaustikos' avatar.
 

That is all kinds of weird and disturbing.

Congrats Zoidberg!

Oh and back to my online stats class question from a while ago- I looked up the San Diego City College ones you guys had mentioned and due to "state budget cuts" they only enroll full-time students for summer school. Sadness. Anybody know of other online options? Preferably schools that are on the semester system which can finish summer school classes by early July.
 
My hairdresser would yell at me for a good 15 minutes if I ever tried to do something like that :laugh: I hope your normal hair lady is nicer than mine!

Your story makes me think of that song from Grease... "Beauty school dropout, go back to high school..."

Congrats Rocher!

Geeks, that .gif is too much. If you want another disturbing .gif, look at Kaustikos' avatar.
yeah, that avatar gave me the creeps
 
My hairdresser would yell at me for a good 15 minutes if I ever tried to do something like that :laugh: I hope your normal hair lady is nicer than mine!

Your story makes me think of that song from Grease... "Beauty school dropout, go back to high school...".

I know, I know, I can't believe I did it. She'll probably yell at me too! (I've been friends with her daughter since preschool actually, and she used to give me chores when I'd go over to their house in high school so I'm sure she'll have no problems yelling at me like my own mother.)
 
bleargh, you should send jared jeffries a batch of brownies as a thank you for gift wrapping that game for your celts.
 
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