To-do list for tomorrow:
• Drive parents to airport at 8am
• Go to post office and apply for a passport
• Go to thrift store and buy old clothes that cannot be traced back to me
• Troll my parents' wacko church while they are out of the country
Plus, although my parents do not believe the rapture will occur tomorrow, they do, in fact, believe that their church is the only correct one and that no one outside of their church will be raptured. And...intensely dogmatic? Check. A little unusual? Ultracheck.
But on second thought, I think their church installed security cameras after the last "incident" (I plead the fif). I have skills, but not the type of skills needed to avoid getting caught on camera 🙁