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Well if I had known I would have invited you ladies to my huge birthday bash two weeks from tomorrow!!!🙂
Happy Birthday to us!

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aw, same. happy bday!!! 😀
 
I just sent a slightly inappropriate IM to FlowRate on accident and now I feel bad.


haha, why would you feel bad for being inappropriate? I'm sure he appreciated it. lol
 
Fit is very important to UChicago in general. To get into undergrad you need to be... eccentric is the best way I can put it.

I got accepted as an undergrad, but ended up going somewhere else. I always felt that for med school they were a better choice for me. I wonder if they will still think of me as a "fit"..hmmm
 
Just got interview invite from U Chicago! 😱
 
Thanks! I submitted my secondary July 1st. I'm just in shock right now. I wasn't expecting invites until august.
 
Thanks! I submitted my secondary July 1st. I'm just in shock right now. I wasn't expecting invites until august.


OMG!!!!!!! That is so awesome. Congrats!!!!!👍👍👍
 
Okay, here is my random icebreaker question:

If you were the first to describe some sort of truth about the human condition and have a "law" named after you along the lines of Murphy's Law or Godwin's Law, what would it be? Try to come up with an actual prediction of events instead of just a philosophical statement

P.S. Why can't we have secondary application essays like this? I'm sick of "what is your interest in ____ School of Medicine, specifically?" or "Describe an experience which demonstrates your commitment to diversity"

P.S.S. nice, Kip!
 
Okay, here is my random icebreaker question:

If you were the first to describe some sort of truth about the human condition and have a "law" named after you along the lines of Murphy's Law or Godwin's Law, what would it be? Try to come up with an actual prediction of events instead of just a philosophical statement

P.S. Why can't we have secondary application essays like this? I'm sick of "what is your interest in ____ School of Medicine, specifically?" or "Describe an experience which demonstrates your commitment to diversity"

P.S.S. nice, Kip!

You're icebreaker question takes far too much thinking.
 
Okay, here is my random icebreaker question:

If you were the first to describe some sort of truth about the human condition and have a "law" named after you along the lines of Murphy's Law or Godwin's Law, what would it be? Try to come up with an actual prediction of events instead of just a philosophical statement

P.S. Why can't we have secondary application essays like this? I'm sick of "what is your interest in ____ School of Medicine, specifically?" or "Describe an experience which demonstrates your commitment to diversity"

P.S.S. nice, Kip!


I can't name it because that would be giving away my name 😛 I'd call it the _(Insert my name here)__ Heart.

But it would have to do with something that Paul Schmidtberger calls a design flaw of the human condition (I didn't steal it; I recognized it long before I read his book😉). Specifically, that even when humans are presented over and over again with evidence that love leads to heartache and pain, we still try over and over and over again to find it.
 
Okay, here is my random icebreaker question:

If you were the first to describe some sort of truth about the human condition and have a "law" named after you along the lines of Murphy's Law or Godwin's Law, what would it be? Try to come up with an actual prediction of events instead of just a philosophical statement

P.S. Why can't we have secondary application essays like this? I'm sick of "what is your interest in ____ School of Medicine, specifically?" or "Describe an experience which demonstrates your commitment to diversity"

P.S.S. nice, Kip!


Because of human nature, no pure ideology is truly attainable. Flow's Law.
 
aww you two are so...lofty. 😍

My law was going to say 'an orgasm never feels as good as you think it's going to,' but now I'm going to try and think of a more elegant one 😎

But if anyone is ever having sex and afterwards thinks about Suncrusher's Law, that would make me soooooo happy. Like, I would just quit med school because my life would be complete.
 
aww you two are so...lofty. 😍

My law was going to say 'an orgasm never feels as good as you think it's going to,' but now I'm going to try and think of a more elegant one 😎

But if anyone is ever having sex and afterwards thinks about Suncrusher's Law, that would make me soooooo happy. Like, I would just quit med school because my life would be complete.

Unfortunately for you, I've had the opposite of suncrusher's law, as has my ex girlfriend =P
 
Unfortunately for you, I've had the opposite of suncrusher's law, as has my ex girlfriend =P

Awww, you mean Love is heartache and pain so no more trying for love?


Having a dog restores my faith in love daily. The fact that I pick up her excrement is the purest evidence on the planet that love exists.

Edit: Kip congrats on the interview invite!!!
 
Suncrusher's Law, Part II: Scully will never, ever believe Mulder at first

What do you guys think? Is it an improvement? Eventually, I'll think of something profound, I swearz...
 
aww you two are so...lofty. 😍

My law was going to say 'an orgasm never feels as good as you think it's going to,' but now I'm going to try and think of a more elegant one 😎

But if anyone is ever having sex and afterwards thinks about Suncrusher's Law, that would make me soooooo happy. Like, I would just quit med school because my life would be complete.
Unfortunately for you, this can not be called a law b/c it does not have validity everywhere. I have repeatedly proved your conclusion to be wrong after much R & D on the topic. 😀

Perhaps your experimental methods are wrong 😛
 
Easier icebreaker:

Name one color of clothing you refuse to wear.
 
Easier icebreaker:

Name one color of clothing you refuse to wear.

Salmon, because it is actually Pink. Guys should not wear pink, even if they call it salmon, fuchsia, or any other name.
 
Easier icebreaker:

Name one color of clothing you refuse to wear.

Totally. Orange.

I will wear coral, but only in small doses. But NEVER ever orange.

Until recently I also didn't wear green, but it turns out it looks good on me.

Edit: Two more secondaries to write today...I can do this...I can do this....
 
If I were making a "things I hate" list, two of the items would be drying off with a wet towel, and the color orange. am i right or am i right?
 
Dear Brown,

You ask me what you think I will have accomplished in 2030. All I can think of is that I really should have gotten a hovercraft by then. I feel as though I was promised one at least 5 years ago.

I hope that this is an acceptable answer.


Love,

Cougs.
 
I didn't really realize what schools I don't want to go to until it came to writing secondaries. Honestly I'm scared poopless of massive debt, so any school that I know is unlikely to give any merit aid and/or has high tuition is a more daunting task.
 
I didn't really realize what schools I don't want to go to until it came to writing secondaries. Honestly I'm scared poopless of massive debt, so any school that I know is unlikely to give any merit aid and/or has high tuition is a more daunting task.
sounds like uchicago should be your number 1!!! 😛. I understand though. I lucked out big time in that i still ended up with a good amount of free money. Im still going to be 100k+ in debt, but i suppose its better then the 240k others are in with no aid at all...but looking back if i had your stats i would only apply to schools with free monies!
 
I actually had someone say to me recently "Don't worry, the money will work itself out".

Douche.
 
I actually had someone say to me recently "Don't worry, the money will work itself out".

Douche.
ignorance is bliss? I freak out about money everyday...increasing tuition + obama + medicare cuts = walmart salary for physicians:laugh:?

I just figure its honestly too late now so ill run with it and hope i dont look 10 years back and think how stupid i was lol.

on a happier note i think i finally found housing today! god this was wayyy to hard. Its not with a med student but w/e. A tip for those of you when you get accepted. Med schools taht have on campus housing make life wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy easier for M1 years. After that it doesnt matter as much but finding housing with random people when you live in another state or live like 8 hrs away...is a fail process.
 
sounds like uchicago should be your number 1!!! 😛. I understand though. I lucked out big time in that i still ended up with a good amount of free money. Im still going to be 100k+ in debt, but i suppose its better then the 240k others are in with no aid at all...but looking back if i had your stats i would only apply to schools with free monies!
I do like UChicago, but especially for that reason.
I actually had someone say to me recently "Don't worry, the money will work itself out".

Douche.
That's what the people who end up $600k in debt from UG+MD combined say.
ignorance is bliss? I freak out about money everyday...increasing tuition + obama + medicare cuts = walmart salary for physicians:laugh:?

I just figure its honestly too late now so ill run with it and hope i dont look 10 years back and think how stupid i was lol.

on a happier note i think i finally found housing today! god this was wayyy to hard. Its not with a med student but w/e. A tip for those of you when you get accepted. Med schools taht have on campus housing make life wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy easier for M1 years. After that it doesnt matter as much but finding housing with random people when you live in another state or live like 8 hrs away...is a fail process.
Ah I don't look forward to looking for housing. I've never lived with someone outside my family and I don't wanna end up with fail roommates or fail housing!

Also, when you said walmart salary, I had an apocalyptic vision that walmart and the USGovernment will combine and we'll pretty seamlessly transfer to BraveNewWorld from there.
 
Also, when you said walmart salary, I had an apocalyptic vision that walmart and the USGovernment will combine and we'll pretty seamlessly transfer to BraveNewWorld from there.

Oops, that's not all. After reading that book, I put the word 'pneumatic' into one of my sentences once an hour to amuse myself...it didn't really amuse me, but now it makes for a boring story for you all to read.
 
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After reading that book, I put the word 'pneumatic' into one of my sentences once an hour to amuse myself...it didn't really amuse me, but now it makes for a boring story for you all to read.

1. Doctors here need to learn how to strike/get realistic representation.

2. That word is such an excellent descriptor. I totally forgot about it (I haven't read that book in several years.)
 
aww you two are so...lofty. 😍

My law was going to say 'an orgasm never feels as good as you think it's going to,' but now I'm going to try and think of a more elegant one 😎

But if anyone is ever having sex and afterwards thinks about Suncrusher's Law, that would make me soooooo happy. Like, I would just quit med school because my life would be complete.

I'm officially going to divert any and all energy I was going to spend hitting on you to hit on Flow and rhino - they clearly know what's up.

Easier icebreaker:

Name one color of clothing you refuse to wear.

Pink. I loathe pink. I have one hot pink shirt that I wear on occasion, but otherwise I won't touch it.

I didn't really realize what schools I don't want to go to until it came to writing secondaries. Honestly I'm scared poopless of massive debt, so any school that I know is unlikely to give any merit aid and/or has high tuition is a more daunting task.

Haha, yeah there's some schools that just got put on the backburner. I'm terrified of debt and I'm all about free money. Especially since the odds that I'll get regular aid are slim at best.
 
Maybe they just have lower expectations for their orgasms. Don't abandon your pursuit of mah hot bod. :laugh:

I set the bar high, and I expect you to rise to the challenge. I don't know, it might take me a little while to warm up to you again.
 
I'm officially going to divert any and all energy I was going to spend hitting on you to hit on Flow and rhino - they clearly know what's up.



Pink. I loathe pink. I have one hot pink shirt that I wear on occasion, but otherwise I won't touch it.



Haha, yeah there's some schools that just got put on the backburner. I'm terrified of debt and I'm all about free money. Especially since the odds that I'll get regular aid are slim at best.

I have completed my mental picture of Suncrusher.

We all remember how the last mental picture turned out😉
 
oh good lord I need to keep my mouth shut (fingers tied? what's the expression for when you're typing, again?)

*cough cough* I was talking about my orgasms, not my partner's. Does that get me out of the hole I dug for myself?

Anyways, I'm terrified to ask, but are you going to post your mental picture of me?
 
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I have completed my mental picture of Suncrusher.

We all remember how the last mental picture turned out😉

Hahaha, I still think we should have done this for everyone. I think it will be even better once we start running into each other.

So, let's hear it!
 
k...cougs, you really need to post faster. I am on the edge of my seat, refreshing every few seconds. It's like MCAT score-release day all over again 😛
 
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