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BWSTW said:
What's wrong hon....
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I got pulled over by the cops. I was out on the town. Driving down a fairly busy street.

I don't drink and drive. But I got pulled over, cuz it's one of those random stop checkpoints for drinking and driving. I wear contacts so my eyes were glazed over. I actually didn't DRINK at all.

They start shooting their mouths at me... telling me they don't believe me. I'm a lot of a conspiracy theorist in this event, and I know my rights and the law.

They were rude, uncouth and DOUCHEBAGS! They accused me of lying, they tried to catch me in lies... they twisted my words. It was disgusting. Then they humiliated me, made me take my shoes off, and do the drunk cerebellar tests (hopping on one foot, finger to nose stuff). At this point, I was livid. I kept my cool, but I purposely failed the cerebellar tests. My cousin is a cop, so I knew they had to breathalyze me to even try anything.

They breathalyze me, and I blow 0.000. They were sooooo mad. Then they tore my effin car apart looking for drugs or whatever. They didn't find anything except my dad's cigarettes. They didn't even bother to put it back together.

I got their badge numbers, and I told them that my sister in law was an attorney who deals with people like them all the time. I name dropped (they looked REEEEEAL scared). They apologized and THEN they put my car back together. WTF!!!!!
 
BHaus9 said:
Yeah, unfortunately, my dog kept licking my balls and the ink ran off 🙁

EDIT: This is 100% true as well, despite the apparent lack of subtlety
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That sucks. Really. But you can't blame a dog for wanting to lick your balls--sometimes they get tired of licking their own.
 
CuttingCorneas said:
Looks like topsies for me...

[YOUTUBE]sD4z6bBnlIc[/YOUTUBE]
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This vid is hilarious!!

CodeBlu said:
I got pulled over by the cops. I was out on the town. Driving down a fairly busy street.
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😡 Who do I need to take out?

BHaus9 said:
Yeah, unfortunately, my dog kept licking my balls and the ink ran off 🙁
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Guy walks into store on a hot humid day and sees an old man in a rocking chair and a dog licking his balls laying on floor next to him. The guy says, "man I wish I could do that." The old man says, "Well, you can, but the dog might bite."
 
BWSTW said:
Guy walks into store on a hot humid day and sees an old man in a rocking chair and a dog licking his balls laying on floor next to him. The guy says, "man I wish I could do that." The old man says, "Well, you can, but the dog might bite."
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:laugh:
 
CodeBlu said:
I got pulled over by the cops. I was out on the town. Driving down a fairly busy street.

I don't drink and drive. But I got pulled over, cuz it's one of those random stop checkpoints for drinking and driving. I wear contacts so my eyes were glazed over. I actually didn't DRINK at all.

They start shooting their mouths at me... telling me they don't believe me. I'm a lot of a conspiracy theorist in this event, and I know my rights and the law.

They were rude, uncouth and DOUCHEBAGS! They accused me of lying, they tried to catch me in lies... they twisted my words. It was disgusting. Then they humiliated me, made me take my shoes off, and do the drunk cerebellar tests (hopping on one foot, finger to nose stuff). At this point, I was livid. I kept my cool, but I purposely failed the cerebellar tests. My cousin is a cop, so I knew they had to breathalyze me to even try anything.

They breathalyze me, and I blow 0.000. They were sooooo mad. Then they tore my effin car apart looking for drugs or whatever. They didn't find anything except my dad's cigarettes. They didn't even bother to put it back together.

I got their badge numbers, and I told them that my sister in law was an attorney who deals with people like them all the time. I name dropped (they looked REEEEEAL scared). They apologized and THEN they put my car back together. WTF!!!!!
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I hate cops. sorry of good cops but all the ones i've interacted with and my friends have too have been douche bags.
 
Do you know the way to beat the sobriety test?

Step 1: Refuse breathalyzer
Step 2: Get taken to station for blood test
Step 3: Say you're allergic to iodine so they swab you with alcohol instead
Step 4: Blood test is invalid, can't hold up in court
Step 5: ????
Step 6: Avoid jail time. And profit, obvi.

This is what my university's law school teaches their first years. Fine, fine knowledge.
 
Submitted my first secondary w/ an essay in 10 days!!! 7 more to go. Hopefully I can do 2 a day starting tmrw.
 
BMEN said:
I hate cops. sorry of good cops but all the ones i've interacted with and my friends have too have been douche bags.
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Bullies from high school, now bullying other people in the real world. For a living.
 
CuttingCorneas said:
Do you know the way to beat the sobriety test?

Step 1: Refuse breathalyzer
Step 2: Get taken to station for blood test
Step 3: Say you're allergic to iodine so they swab you with alcohol instead
Step 4: Blood test is invalid, can't hold up in court
Step 5: ????
Step 6: Avoid jail time. And profit, obvi.

This is what my university's law school teaches their first years. Fine, fine knowledge.
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That's actually quite brilliant.
 
BMEN said:
I hate cops. sorry of good cops but all the ones i've interacted with and my friends have too have been douche bags.
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Yeah, it sucks how one bad cop can ruin it for 10 good cops. I used to work with quite a few too - good and bad.
 
CuttingCorneas said:
Bullies from high school, now bullying other people in the real world. For a living.
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Purty much. One cop tried to argue with me about a speeding ticket. so i took it to court and engineered his sorry butt with a physics explanation as to what was said to happen could not happen based on the evidence. Out scot free.
 
CuttingCorneas said:
Do you know the way to beat the sobriety test?

Step 1: Refuse breathalyzer
Step 2: Get taken to station for blood test
Step 3: Say you're allergic to iodine so they swab you with alcohol instead
Step 4: Blood test is invalid, can't hold up in court
Step 5: ????
Step 6: Avoid jail time. And profit, obvi.

This is what my university's law school teaches their first years. Fine, fine knowledge.
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Don't some states suspend your license if you refuse? or something to this effect?
 
BMEN said:
Purty much. One cop tried to argue with me about a speeding ticket. so i took it to court and engineered his sorry butt with a physics explanation as to what was said to happen could not happen based on the evidence. Out scot free.
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:laugh: So that's what physics is good for. Until now, I never knew...
 
CuttingCorneas said:
:laugh: So that's what physics is good for. Until now, I never knew...
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Its like lawyering someone. But it calls upon a higher set of laws. Netwon's Laws :laugh:

The first time i got pulled over in high school i was wearing scrubs for a surgery shadowing. Cop thought I was a young looking doctor so he let me off with a warning. :laugh:
 
BWSTW said:
Don't some states suspend your license if you refuse? or something to this effect?
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I think they might. The main point is getting your way out of the DUI charge, at least that's what my friend told me. A lot harder to explain a DUI and probation than to justify a suspended license. :laugh:
 
BMEN said:
The first time i got pulled over in high school i was wearing scrubs for a surgery shadowing. Cop thought I was a young looking doctor so he let me off with a warning. :laugh:
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:idea: I should just wear scrubs all the time, and pull the "since I'm a girl I'm an ob/gyn" card. I hardly doubt a cop would hold up a woman trying to deliver a baby...:laugh:
 
CuttingCorneas said:
:idea: I should just wear scrubs all the time, and pull the "since I'm a girl I'm an ob/gyn" card. I hardly doubt a cop would hold up a woman trying to deliver a baby...:laugh:
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He asked me what the rush was. I told him honestly i was running late for open heart surgery :laugh:
 
BMEN said:
He asked me what the rush was. I told him honestly i was running late for open heart surgery :laugh:
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I purposely leave my hospital ID badge that says medical student (misprint by the HR department)... on my rearview mirror.

Sooooooo CLUTCH. Got out of a speeding ticket once like that.
 
CodeBlu said:
I purposely leave my hospital ID badge that says medical student (misprint by the HR department)... on my rearview mirror.

Sooooooo CLUTCH. Got out of a speeding ticket once like that.
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Haha i had something similar. My hospital ID said student. So it made it look more credible. Luckily he never asked for ID.
 
CodeBlu said:
I purposely leave my hospital ID badge that says medical student (misprint by the HR department)... on my rearview mirror.

Sooooooo CLUTCH. Got out of a speeding ticket once like that.
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Nice 👍

My ONE and ONLY speeding ticket was when I first moved to KS and I didn't know what the speed limit was. I even had a huge atlas in the front seat of my car. The cop stopped me and I told him that I was used to the speed limits being 75. After he gave me my ticket he asked me if I needed help with directions on where I was going. What a nice guy. 🙄
 
CodeBlu said:
I purposely leave my hospital ID badge that says medical student (misprint by the HR department)... on my rearview mirror.

Sooooooo CLUTCH. Got out of a speeding ticket once like that.
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BMEN said:
Haha i had something similar. My hospital ID said student. So it made it look more credible. Luckily he never asked for ID.
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My IDs always have "volunteer" somewhere on them...that or no ID needed because I'm a VIP...🙄
 
CodeBlu said:
When it's hanging there... and they lean over with the flashlight... like they do.
They can't miss it.


I HATE COPS!
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When i got pulled over last month for speeding, the cop was talking to me at a weird angle. I like to look at who i am speaking to (good manners) so i put my hand on the door and turn my head. The cop flipped out and screamed "PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE STEERING AND LEAVE THEM THERE". I understand the concern but seriously I'm a college student going out for pizza and talking you are talking to me at a weird angle. No reason to get angry. Just ask nicely.
 
BWSTW said:
Nice 👍

My ONE and ONLY speeding ticket was when I first moved to KS and I didn't know what the speed limit was. I even had a huge atlas in the front seat of my car. The cop stopped me and I told him that I was used to the speed limits being 75. After he gave me my ticket he asked me if I needed help with directions on where I was going. What a nice guy. 🙄
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He still gave you the ticket??? DBAGGGGGGGGG!!!!

Im sorry baby!
 
CodeBlu said:
I HATE COPS!
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I really like Police Women of Broward County. There was a marathon on TLC when it first came out, and a few of us were camped out in our downstairs TV room watching. It was just so addicting...
 
BWSTW said:
Nice 👍

My ONE and ONLY speeding ticket was when I first moved to KS and I didn't know what the speed limit was. I even had a huge atlas in the front seat of my car. The cop stopped me and I told him that I was used to the speed limits being 75. After he gave me my ticket he asked me if I needed help with directions on where I was going. What a nice guy. 🙄
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What a DBag. That sucks.


My last ticket was a result of a stupid speed trap. Speed limits should not switch from 70 to 45 quickly. I coast down to speeds. I shouldn't be ticketed for that. Freaking farm road.
 
But srsly, some cops are ridiculous...:laugh:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz8dsvm0GFo[/YOUTUBE]
 
BMEN said:
What a DBag. That sucks.


My last ticket was a result of a stupid speed trap. Speed limits should not switch from 70 to 45 quickly. I coast down to speeds. I shouldn't be ticketed for that. Freaking farm road.
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Similar thing happened to my friend. A group of us were driving in two separate cars on this little country/woods highway in between Arkansas and Oklahoma, and the speed limit switched from 65 to 55 to 45 to 35. He got in front of us, and got a ticket...we drove by and stared, then laughed. He didn't.
 
I was walking back from a bar with my friend last semester (quite intoxicated, thus the walking), and we saw 3 cops giving a girl a sobriety test. As we tried to look away, we heard that distinctive handcuff sound...I would've hated to be her...
 
CodeBlu said:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah
what's this right here?

that's my penis...

oh... that's your penis.
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I'm not sure who to feel sorry for - the cop or the guy. Either way, this is a lesson to pull your friggin pants up!
 
BWSTW said:
This one was great. (I'm so technical now! yay!)

[YOUTUBE]t6S8dzXHbe0[/YOUTUBE]
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I mean...in his defense...he's white. Maybe he wasn't used to...never mind.
inb4thatsracist
 
CuttingCorneas said:
Do you know the way to beat the sobriety test?

Step 1: Refuse breathalyzer
Step 2: Get taken to station for blood test
Step 3: Say you're allergic to iodine so they swab you with alcohol instead
Step 4: Blood test is invalid, can't hold up in court
Step 5: ????
Step 6: Avoid jail time. And profit, obvi.

This is what my university's law school teaches their first years. Fine, fine knowledge.
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well could they say try to prove that you aren't allergic to iodine in court? And then they'd get you on lying or something or other. Don't know if they'd go that far for a DUI though.
 
BWSTW said:
:laugh:

I didn't realize just how low they go. :meanie:
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Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground...:laugh:

EDIT: Low pants, top post. Winner.

saggy_pants_law_in_flint_michigan.jpg
 
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