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[berriesandcream]

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Slapped in the face? I prefer to think of it as a unilateral high-five. An expression of deference and acknowledgment that one is in the presence of greatness.

I get high-fived a lot.

My friend calls hugs "a high five with my body."

 

[berriesandcream]

In the face.

Pretty hard.

I wonder if they person who posted it took it down. Let me see...

if this is in all honesty, i really wanna see it I could use some LULz right now.


EDIT:TOP!

 

[Whatyousay]

As in on the right or left side of the face. Duh

EDIT: ouch 🙁

lolololol

"We're sorry, this video is no longer available"

 

[phnerd1105]

lolololol

"We're sorry, this video is no longer available"

ah balls. no more reason to stick around then. off to mcat land!

 

[Whatyousay]

if this is in all honesty, i really wanna see it I could use some LULz right now.


EDIT:TOP!

I do have a video of me being punched in the crotch. But then you would know too much about me

 

[Whatyousay]

ah balls.!

That's....

 

[berriesandcream]

I do have a video of me being punched in the crotch. But then you would know too much about me

I know nothing about you, except that you're a 10 year old with a 35+ MCAT 🙁

 

[Whatyousay]

I know nothing about you, except that you're a 10 year old with a 35+ MCAT 🙁

You know too much already!

 

[berriesandcream]

That's....

...what she said. Thanks.

 

[Whatyousay]

...what she said. Thanks.

I'm a pro wingman.

 

[berriesandcream]

you know too much already!

:x

 

[berriesandcream]

I'm a pro wingman.

yeah you are! thanks, bro.

 

[BHaus9]

You have already dazed her with your brilliant pick-up line. Go in the for the kill.

The only thing I can think to say is gravely offensive... even by my standards. So I'll try another instead:

"Wanna see how many pokemanz i haz?"

 

[berriesandcream]

The only thing I can think to say is gravely offensive... even by my standards. So I'll try another instead:

"Wanna see how many pokemanz i haz?"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[berriesandcream]

My all time favorite lines are, "Are you from Tennessee? because you're the only ten I see"

and "Are you from Jamaica? because you Jamaicain' me crazy"

 

[BHaus9]

My all time favorite lines are, "Are you from Tennessee? because you're the only ten I see"

and "Are you from Jamaica? because you Jamaicain' me crazy"

Mine's "Hey, nice shoes. Let's boink"

yes, use of the word boink is mandatory

 

[Whatyousay]

My all time favorite lines are, "Are you from Tennessee? because you're the only ten I see"

and "Are you from Jamaica? because you Jamaicain' me crazy"

I'm really tempted to run a controlled study to see how effective these pick-up lines are.

I wonder if I would be able to classify it as research experience.

 

[BHaus9]

I'm really tempted to run a controlled study to see how effective these pick-up lines are.

I wonder if I would be able to classify it as research experience.

I have a feeling that somehow I would be more successful doing this than I am currently. I'm spending the weekend in a large and distant city whose denizens I am unlikely to encounter again. Best possible stage for a test run.

 

[berriesandcream]

Mine's "Hey, nice shoes. Let's boink"

yes, use of the word boink is mandatory

can boink be substituted with click?

I'm really tempted to run a controlled study to see how effective these pick-up lines are.

I wonder if I would be able to classify it as research experience.

Hm, you should! you could if you get some good conclusive data that can be published 👍

 

[BHaus9]

Anyone who wants to creep it up in St. Louis this weekend, I'll be the guy with the fanny pack and red marks on his face

 

[Whatyousay]

Hm, you should! you could if you get some good conclusive data that can be published 👍

Anyone who wants to creep it up in St. Louis this weekend, I'll be the guy with the fanny pack and red marks on his face

I wonder if people sell face insurance.

 

[berriesandcream]

I have a feeling that somehow I would be more successful doing this than I am currently. I'm spending the weekend in a large and distant city whose denizens I am unlikely to encounter again. Best possible stage for a test run.

Man oh man, it's all too perfect! you totally should. Better go in with an open mind, and be open to some lateral high fives 👍

 

[nadaba]

Nerds, all of you.

Edit: Berries, you have 777 posts and I have 333. WEIRD.

 

[berriesandcream]

Nerds, all of you.

says the guy who writes haikus? 🙄

EDIT: awww just ruined it 🙁 but awww yay!

 

[Whatyousay]

Nerds, all of you.

nadabababababababababababababababa

Yaba daba doo.

 

[BHaus9]

nadabababababababababababababababa

Yaba daba doo.

Wth? Somehow "dancing queen" is now stuck in my head

 

[nadaba]

Wth? Somehow "dancing queen" is now stuck in my head

People tend to associate me with that song, for some reason

 

[nadaba]

says the guy who writes haikus? 🙄

Fine, no more Haiku's for you.

 

[berriesandcream]

Fine, no more Haiku's for you.

but you never wrote me one 🙁

sorry, i was all up and jealous because Soldier got one, and I didn't 🙁

 

[nadaba]

but you never wrote me one 🙁

sorry, i was all up and jealous because Soldier got one, and I didn't 🙁

Maybe when you get back on my good side. Gonna take some work, though.

 

[BHaus9]

A haiku's a poem
With seventeen syllables
Is your mind blown yet?

 

[berriesandcream]

Maybe when you get back on my good side. Gonna take some work, though.

hmph 🙁 you makez me sad 🙁

 

[nadaba]

A haiku's a poem
With seventeen syllables
Is your mind blown yet?

You know what this means.

Haiku-off!

 

[berriesandcream]

A haiku's a poem
With seventeen syllables
Is your mind blown yet?

😍😍😍😍

 

[berriesandcream]

ah boys having a nerd-off. This feels like a dream 😍

 

[BHaus9]

Challenge accepted.
Your lyrical prowess shrinks
In the face of mine

 

[phnerd1105]

The only thing I can think to say is gravely offensive... even by my standards.

Now I'm curious.

 

[nadaba]

Clunker is failing
Take to bastard mechanic
Bleed bank account dry

 

[berriesandcream]

😍😍😍

 

[Whatyousay]

To haiku writers who write
To achieve fame and glory
I took your women

 

[BHaus9]

Clunker is failing
Take to bastard mechanic
Bleed bank account dry

Better car than heart,
Those damn hospital visits
May make poor AND dead

 

[BHaus9]

To haiku writers who write
To achieve fame and glory
I took your women

I bend you over
Like the naughty child thou art
And spank thee with words

 

[berriesandcream]

carry on boys.

 

[nadaba]

Start to peel mango
Slice hand like butter, oh crap
So much for health food

 

[nadaba]

I bend you over
Like the naughty child thou art
And spank thee with words

Oh balls, that was good.

 

[BHaus9]

carry on boys.

Patience, bossy femme,
Good things come to those who wait.
Just don't stand in street

 

[nadaba]

So much for this game
My stuffed pepper is ready
I bow to you sir

 

[Whatyousay]

I eat mac and cheese
But never with that hot sauce
That is just so weird

YOU HEAR THAT pHNerd?

 

[BHaus9]

Oh balls, that was good.

haha, you're quite the adversary for a 10-year-old.... prodigy!

 

[berriesandcream]

Patience, bossy femme,
Good things come to those who wait.
Just don't stand in street

I just had a haiku written about me 😍😍😍😍 OH MY GAWD😍