Class of 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[BHaus9]

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So much for this game
My stuffed pepper is ready
I bow to you sir

Pepper and mango?
This makes me have to vomit
Like Oprah's nude scene

 

[berriesandcream]

haha, you're quite the adversary for a 10-year-old.... prodigy!

whatyousay is the 10 year old...

EDIT: BAM! TOP AGAIN!. can't touch this..

 

[Whatyousay]

haha, you're quite the adversary for a 10-year-old.... prodigy!

Baby panda bear
Sitting on that silly toy
Haters gonna hate

 

[BHaus9]

i just had a haiku written about me 😍😍😍😍 Oh my gawd😍

noooo, retract, retract!

 

[berriesandcream]

noooo, retract, retract!

🙁

 

[Whatyousay]

whatyousay is the 10 year old...

Dear berriesandcream
Go back to the sidelines please
The men are at work

 

[BHaus9]

whatyousay is the 10 year old...

EDIT: BAM! TOP AGAIN!. can't touch this..

i knew that. i am easily confused

 

[BHaus9]

Dear berriesandcream
Go back to the sidelines please
The men are at work

#winning

 

[Whatyousay]

i knew that. i am easily confused

BHaus9 confused
Everyone stop the presses
I am just kidding

 

[berriesandcream]

Dear berriesandcream
Go back to the sidelines please
The men are at work

🤣

gladly, the view is not bad from here haha

 

[BHaus9]

in case my oprah haiku passed unnoticed at the bottom of last page:

Tummy is gurgling
Hunger, poo? I hope the first
No tp in sight

 

[Whatyousay]

in case my oprah haiku passed unnoticed at the bottom of last page:

Tummy is gurgling
Hunger, poo? I hope the first
No tp in sight

Oh gross

 

[berriesandcream]

🤣

 

[Whatyousay]

Trolling SDN
Instead of starting my apps
Sounds like a good plan

 

[BHaus9]

BHaus9 confused
Everyone stop the presses
I am just kidding

Silly, back for more.
When use of reason fails
Swiftly kick the nuts

Edited for syllable count fail

 

[capn jazz]

hello from work 😀

 

[Whatyousay]

hello from work 😀

You're interrupting our haiku battle.

And sup!

 

[berriesandcream]

in case my oprah haiku passed unnoticed at the bottom of last page:

Tummy is gurgling
Hunger, poo? I hope the first
No tp in sight

As It did go unnoticed
I went back and checked
It made me giggle


Think that is 17, +/- a few maybe.

 

[BHaus9]

As It did go unnoticed
I went back and checked
It made me giggle


Think that is 17, +/- a few maybe.

Five-Seven-Five is
The acceptable format
Stop being a noob

 

[Whatyousay]

Silly, back for more.
When use of reason fails
Swiftly kick the nuts

Edited for syllable count fail

When I write haikus
I edit for syllables
Before I finish

 

[berriesandcream]

Five-Seven-Five is
The acceptable format
Stop being a noob

ugh, I forgot about that rule 🙁


man, i should leave this to the big boys.

 

[Whatyousay]

Five-Seven-Five is
The acceptable format
Stop being a noob

Let's high five online
Because women just don't get
High fives are awesome

 

[BHaus9]

Let's high five online
Because women just don't get
High fives are awesome

I placed hand on screen
And it shocked me, you traitor!
Nut kick is deployed.

 

[BHaus9]

When I write haikus
I edit for syllables
Before I finish

When you are perfect
Your life just edits itself
Must be keyboard flaw

 

[Whatyousay]

I placed hand on screen
And it shocked me, you traitor!
Nut kick is deployed.

To my friend BHaus
You are doing it all wrong
And whose fault is that?

 

[BHaus9]

To my friend BHaus
You are doing it all wrong
And whose fault is that?

Eyes drop, and crest falls
With tears streaming down my face
I beg forgiveness

 

[nadaba]

What have I wrought here
Manliness shrinks in corner
When men write poems

 

[BHaus9]

crest falls = crestfallen... too much of a reach?

 

[Whatyousay]

crest falls = crestfallen... too much of a reach?

Not as much of a reach as my chances are of getting into Harvard (which isn't saying much, I guess)

 

[BHaus9]

What have I wrought here
Manliness shirks in corner
When men write poems

What's that speak of thee,
Who not only doth partake
But birthed the start, too?

 

[Whatyousay]

What have I wrought here
Manliness shrinks in corner
When men write poems

Manhood is sacred
It takes more than a haiku
To strip that away

 

[BHaus9]

Not as much of a reach as my chances are of getting into Harvard (which isn't saying much, I guess)

Have confidence, friend,
Just rescue a whole village,
I got in twice.... today.

 

[berriesandcream]

Have confidence, friend,
Just rescue a whole village,
I got in twice.... today.

that's what he said?

 

[BHaus9]

Manhood is sacred
It takes more than a haiku
To strip that away

Unlike a cherry
Taken irrevocably
By manhood alone

 

[nadaba]

that's what he said?

AAAAAAAH. Ninja!!

 

[nadaba]

I swear, our brains are creepily similar.

 

[BHaus9]

AAAAAAAH. Ninja!!

Pathetic ninja.
Show yourself, come out and play.
Gat beats katana.

 

[berriesandcream]

I swear, our brains are creepily similar.

were you thinking the same? haha

but I'm totally a because I clearly don't belong in the manfolk talk

 

[nadaba]

were you thinking the same? haha

but I'm totally a because I clearly don't belong in the manfolk talk

I was going to type it, refreshed the page, and bam.

 

[BHaus9]

Great minds think alike,
Or at least that's what they say.
Twins are genius?

 

[berriesandcream]

I was going to type it, refreshed the page, and bam.

🤣 I have the mind of a boy dun dun dun.

 

[Whatyousay]

Number 1 beckons
Perhaps drinking that soda
Was not a good thing

 

[BHaus9]

🤣 I have the mind of a boy dun dun dun.

But a boy thinks with....
How do I say this kindly..
The thing in his pants?

 

[BHaus9]

Number 1 beckons
Perhaps drinking that soda
Was not a good thing

Why drink the soda
When there's perfectly good pop
At the grocer's store?

 

[nadaba]

I just got a secondary!

 

[nadaba]

...not really.

 

[berriesandcream]

I just got a secondary!

WHAT WHAT! CONGRATS 😍😍😍



EDIT: ugh.

 

[nadaba]

But how fast is your heart beating now?

 

[berriesandcream]

But how fast is your heart beating now?

I haven't submitted yet 🙁 so I wasn't expecting one anytime soon 🙂

 

[nadaba]

That was mean. I feel bad now.