I need some help on this PS:
As I took my first bite in the falafel, I realized that its texture seemed crumblier than usual. And that's when the man next to me passed out.
With my keen vision, I realized that he was choking on a meatball. It occurred to me that it was strange that a man would be choking on a meatball in a restaurant that didn't serve the item,but that didn't stop me from performing the Heimlich maneuver. As the meatball flew out of the man's mouth, I realized that in the confusion, a fire had started in the kitchen. I had previously dealt with these type of fires while volunteering with a local fire department in California, where I was personally responsible for saving 10,000 homes from a raging wildfire. I quickly put out the fire using only a wet sock. As I surveyed the mess in the kitchen, I found the source of the fire - a burnt chocolate cake. I tasted it. Seems like whoever had left this cake unattended had also used too much sugar. Thank goodness the fire prevented anyone else from tasting this travesty.
Later on, as I went to the City Hall to receive an award from the mayor, I thought about how I could use the award money to save a village in Africa.
Unfortunately, the local orphanage had recently burned down, so I decided to use my prize money to rebuild the orphanage with my bare hands.I vowed that I would return to Africa after I finished nurturing 500 abandoned puppies back to health.
In my spare time, I cured cancer, but I couldn't have done it by myself. Well, actually I did. I'm looking to cure diabetes next, but I don't want to bring a lot of attention to myself, so I'll wait a few years before I start on that. I didn't intend on becoming a doctor, but after receiving handwritten letters for millions of children imploring me to turn to medicine, I realized that I couldn't refuse their cries for help.