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Going to the store today for last minute 4th of July stuff was not fun. Too many people stole my idea. 👎
 
Skinny girls aren't attractive...

neither are skinny guys... I'm in my normal BMI limits or whatever...

But I need to put weight on... since I'm turning into a muscle milk junky.

Hey now! I'm right on the border of underweight/normal. I don't look emaciated or anything, not like Leeann Rimes lately:

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Don't pretend like y'all ain't shallow, too.

Yeah, but usually guys can do something about their body. Scrawny? Put on some muscle. Fat? lose a bit of weight (even though there are tons of chubby guys that get hot women). Most women just aren't built to be like celebrities.
 
Don't pretend like y'all ain't shallow, too.

Haha. Well, I can appreciate an attractive guy, but a lot of really attractive guys are d-bags because they know how good-looking they are. Douchiness is a big turnoff. I like guys who are smart and can make me laugh. Looks come way behind that.
 
Haha. Well, I can appreciate an attractive guy, but a lot of really attractive guys are d-bags because they know how good-looking they are. Douchiness is a big turnoff. I like guys who are smart and can make me laugh. Looks come way behind that.

👍 I love a guy who can make me laugh (especially if I can make him laugh, too).
 
Most women just aren't built to be like celebrities.

No, they have to be built like hourglasses:

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I'm just kidding. I'm a personality-oriented sort of guy, even if it's just because I'm no looker myself :laugh:
 
Yeah, but usually guys can do something about their body. Scrawny? Put on some muscle. Fat? lose a bit of weight (even though there are tons of chubby guys that get hot women). Most women just aren't built to be like celebrities.

It's... not that simple 🙁. I don't think most guys are built to be like celebrities either. I'm 6'4" and have never weighed more than 185. That may sound like a lot, but it's pretty trim. Plus, Leann Rimes is a girl, and she looked to modify her physique pretty effectively (actually, that was kinda gross).

Haha. Well, I can appreciate an attractive guy, but a lot of really attractive guys are d-bags because they know how good-looking they are. Douchiness is a big turnoff. I like guys who are smart and can make me laugh. Looks come way behind that.

Then how come you turned down my bro Melvin when he asked you to prom? Yeah, I know all about that. It's easy to say, but you know deep down you'd sacrifice some IQ points for some luscious abdominals. Either that or you secretly believe you will someday find a super model who is also the wittiest and funniest man you've ever met. NEVER SETTLE
 
No, they have to be built like hourglasses:



I'm just kidding. I'm a personality-oriented sort of guy, even if it's just because I'm no looker myself :laugh:

Haha, the luxury of standards.
 
Then how come you turned down my bro Melvin when he asked you to prom? Yeah, I know all about that. It's easy to say, but you know deep down you'd sacrifice some IQ points for some luscious abdominals. Either that or you secretly believe you will someday find a super model who is also the wittiest and funniest man you've ever met. NEVER SETTLE

Nah, I can say with complete honesty that I'd much rather have the extra IQ points than fine abs. People who spend all their free time on their looks are pretty boring, and I hate boring people.


Also, I was never even asked to prom by ANYONE. :laugh::laugh:
 
Beauty is fleeting, but a good poopy joke will always be hilarious.
 
Nah, I can say with complete honesty that I'd much rather have the extra IQ points than fine abs. People who spend all their free time on their looks are pretty boring, and I hate boring people.

Some of us don't have to try.

JK.

Sorta.

Nah, I am.


Also, I was never even asked to prom by ANYONE. :laugh::laugh:

Awww. People intimidated by you? Did you ever ask anyone? I kinda like it when a girl takes the initiative. Mainly because if things are left up to me they find a way of not getting done.
 
It's... not that simple 🙁. I don't think most guys are built to be like celebrities either. I'm 6'4" and have never weighed more than 185. That may sound like a lot, but it's pretty trim. Plus, Leann Rimes is a girl, and she looked to modify her physique pretty effectively (actually, that was kinda gross).

Hmm, maybe it's not that simple. I feel like guys can lose weight easier, but I guess not every man is meant to be totally ripped.
 
Hmm, maybe it's not that simple. I feel like guys can lose weight easier, but I guess not every man is meant to be totally ripped.

Yeah. I'm sure it's easier, but how much of this is physiologicla vs. how much is due to a generally more active lifestyle is unclear to me. I don't mean to say that girls are inactive, but even like a half hour of basketball is really pretty intensive, and hard to emulate in other ways.
 
I don't mean to say that girls are inactive, but even like a half hour of basketball is really pretty intensive, and hard to emulate in other ways.

As an aside, I would totally break your ankles 1v1.

Right before you ripped me in half :laugh:
 
Awww. People intimidated by you? Did you ever ask anyone? I kinda like it when a girl takes the initiative. Mainly because if things are left up to me they find a way of not getting done.

I went through an awkward phase that lasted about 19 years haha. And I was too shy to ask anyone.
 
Hmm, maybe it's not that simple. I feel like guys can lose weight easier, but I guess not every man is meant to be totally ripped.

There was one summer in high school where a friend and I were determined to get really ripped.

After a summer of doing crazy workouts, he had gained about 15 pounds of muscle.
I think I gained about one. 🙁
 
It's... not that simple 🙁. I don't think most guys are built to be like celebrities either. I'm 6'4" and have never weighed more than 185. That may sound like a lot, but it's pretty trim. Plus, Leann Rimes is a girl, and she looked to modify her physique pretty effectively (actually, that was kinda gross).



Then how come you turned down my bro Melvin when he asked you to prom? Yeah, I know all about that. It's easy to say, but you know deep down you'd sacrifice some IQ points for some luscious abdominals. Either that or you secretly believe you will someday find a super model who is also the wittiest and funniest man you've ever met. NEVER SETTLE

What's a girl going to do with those abs beside touch them and ogle them anyways?
 
As an aside, I would totally break your ankles 1v1.

Right before you ripped me in half :laugh:

Actually, I really did break my ankle playing basketball freshman year of high school. But that's cuz someone landed on my leg and not because I got made to look a fool.

But I would love to play you 1v1. I could've been a starting guard at Sterling College. Yeah, that's right.
 
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