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[SilentSoldier]

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[Whatyousay]

Wow, Bmello / Iguanodon / Crazy Fingers has been getting a lot of tops lately...

 

[Buttermellow]

Wow, Bmello / Iguanodon / Crazy Fingers has been getting a lot of tops lately...

Oh god... I think I'm turning into.... a gunner!

 

[BHaus9]

Wow, Bmello / Iguanodon / Crazy Fingers has been getting a lot of tops lately...

Yeah. Ninjitsu to the maxorz. It's like when I was going to be the first human being ever to reach the summit of Mt. Makaugla. I was about 30 m below the peak, and then this dwarf pops out of my backpack, sprints ahead of me, and plants a flag. We do all the work, she spits in our eyes and takes the cake.

 

[TheMightySmiter]

FACT: I frequently dislocate my shoulders. It's sometimes intentional. For instance, I can only achieve the optimal arm-under-pillow angle during sleepy-bye time with my shoulder out of joint.

Wow that's kind of nuts. 😱

Same pinky disconfigurement here. Its a blessing and a curse

You guys are both freaks!

Seriously tho... it's a deal breaker if a girl doesn't like meat.

Am I right or am I right?

If a girl doesn't like meat, then she's really not the type of girl you should be trying to pick up.

 

[Buttermellow]

Wow that's kind of nuts. 😱



You guys are both freaks!



If a girl doesn't like meat, then she's really not the type of girl you should be trying to pick up.

 

[Whatyousay]

Oh god... I think I'm turning into.... a gunner!

Is this your posse?

 

[Buttermellow]

Is this your posse?

Only that skinny red white and blue fellow in the front.

 

[CodeBlu]

If a girl doesn't like meat, then she's really not the type of girl you should be trying to pick up.

TMS, true say. I didn't think about that.

 

[BHaus9]

If a girl doesn't like meat, then she's really not the type of girl you should be trying to pick up.

I don't understand... ? If she doesn't eat meat, she probably weighs a lot less and can be hoisted onto the shoulder more easily.

 

[Buttermellow]

I don't understand... ? If she doesn't eat meat, she probably weighs a lot less and can be hoisted onto the shoulder more easily.

Obviously that sentence can be thought of in many different ways.

 

[CodeBlu]

I don't understand... ? If she doesn't eat meat, she probably weighs a lot less and can be hoisted onto the shoulder more easily.

She's a fish taco eater otherwise... hint hint

 

[Whatyousay]

She's a fish taco eater otherwise... hint hint

Donut fest.

 

[TheMightySmiter]

She's a fish taco eater otherwise... hint hint

OMG gross image.

 

[Buttermellow]

Donut fest.

I'm pretty sure if I were a vegetarian I would eat mostly baked goods.

 

[Whatyousay]

I'm pretty sure if I were a vegetarian I would eat only baked goods.

Fixed.

 

[BMEN]

Obviously that sentence can be thought of in many different ways.

So it could be that way...

Thank god, I thought i just had a gutter mind

 

[CodeBlu]

Hahaha nice guys. Very nice.

 

[Buttermellow]

Fixed.

I might put some fruits and veggies in the baked goods.

 

[TheMightySmiter]

So it could be that way...

Thank god, I thought i just had a gutter mind

There are few people who have as dirty a mind as I do.

 

[Whatyousay]

I might put some fruits and veggies in the baked goods.

Mmm.......

 

[CodeBlu]

There are few people who have as dirty a mind as I do.

I beg to differ... I could out dirty you any day.

 

[Buttermellow]

I beg to differ... I could out dirty you any day.

Have you ever played Dirty Minds? I suck at that game because all I can think of is the dirty word.

 

[CodeBlu]

Have you ever played Dirty Minds? I suck at that game because all I can think of is the dirty word.

I gave up on that game... because I can't not think of the dirty word

 

[BMEN]

Have you ever played Dirty Minds? I suck at that game because all I can think of is the dirty word.

like this


http://imgur.com/C8hHZ?

 

[BHaus9]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gocxkl_HXB0[/YOUTUBE]

P.S. I have the dirtiest mind.

 

[CodeBlu]

like this


http://imgur.com/C8hHZ?

1st word.... is SPINE... mwahahah

 

[Buttermellow]

I gave up on that game... because I can't not think of the dirty word

Exactly! It's so difficult.

Wow, I almost said "it's so hard" and then had to edit it...

 

[CodeBlu]

Exactly! It's so difficult.

Wow, I almost said "it's so hard" and then had to edit it...

Well it isn't soft...

I made a funny at my "interview" the other day... I said something, and the adcom totally took it in a dirty way, I totally tried to brush it off. He wouldn't let it go. Hahaha

 

[TheMightySmiter]

I beg to differ... I could out dirty you any day.

It's on.


I probably edit about half of the dirty jokes I have in general...because people aren't as accepting of a girl who makes dirty jokes. It's easier to get away with as a guy.

 

[BHaus9]

It's on.


I probably edit about half of the dirty jokes I have in general...because people aren't as accepting of a girl who makes dirty jokes. It's easier to get away with as a guy.

Unlike sexual harassment.

EDITED for taste

 

[BHaus9]

Well it isn't soft...

I made a funny at my "interview" the other day... I said something, and the adcom totally took it in a dirty way, I totally tried to brush it off. He wouldn't let it go. Hahaha

Did he ask what you had for breakfast, and it ended in you describing how you like warm glaze dribbling down your face?

 

[CodeBlu]

It's on.


I probably edit about half of the dirty jokes I have in general...because people aren't as accepting of a girl who makes dirty jokes. It's easier to get away with as a guy.

I need a girl that is dirty... lifes too short to not be perverted.

 

[Buttermellow]

Well it isn't soft...

I made a funny at my "interview" the other day... I said something, and the adcom totally took it in a dirty way, I totally tried to brush it off. He wouldn't let it go. Hahaha

Better than the adcom saying something and you taking it a dirty way haha.

 

[BHaus9]

Hypothetical: Your adcom insinuates you will be offered admission in return for a sexual favor. How do you react?

 

[CodeBlu]

Did he ask what you had for breakfast, and it ended in you describing how you like warm glaze dribbling down your face?

Not a glaze kind of guy. Although you just painted a hilarious picture of my toaster strudels days.

"Hey girls, do you like frosting?"
"How much do you like frosting?"
"Don't you just love licking the frosting off your lips?"

When girls eating ice cream...

"You lick with style!"
"Whoa, you have a big mouth."
"Do you enjoy licking?"

 

[CodeBlu]

Hypothetical: Your adcom insinuates you will be offered admission in return for a sexual favor. How do you react?

Man up. Lick, suck whatever it takes to get that acceptance.

A GUNNER WOULD DO IT

GWDI... WOULD YOU?

 

[TheMightySmiter]

I need a girl that is dirty... lifes too short to not be perverted.

😀

Better than the adcom saying something and you taking it a dirty way haha.

Haha. That's be hilarious, though. Automatic acceptance if you turn something the adcom says into a dirty joke.

"So, what would you say has been the hardest thing you've ever done?"

"Well, Dr. Adcom, I'd have to say it would be my ex-boyfriend."

 

[blizzah]

Hypothetical: Your adcom insinuates you will be offered admission in return for a sexual favor. How do you react?

"Want me on top or bottom"

 

[TheMightySmiter]

Hypothetical: Your adcom insinuates you will be offered admission in return for a sexual favor. How do you react?

Hypothetically, I'd give him sexy eyes and ask for a promise in writing.


Realistically, I'd leave the room and would probably be unable to speak for being so offended.

 

[CodeBlu]

Hypothetically, I'd give him sexy eyes and ask for a promise in writing.


Realistically, I'd leave the room and would probably be unable to speak for being so offended.

TRUE! Get that **** in writing!!!!!

 

[Buttermellow]

😀



Haha. That's be hilarious, though. Automatic acceptance if you turn something the adcom says into a dirty joke.

"So, what would you say has been the hardest thing you've ever done?"

"Well, Dr. Adcom, I'd have to say it would be my ex-boyfriend."

 

[BMEN]

Hypothetical: Your adcom insinuates you will be offered admission in return for a sexual favor. How do you react?

untape the tape recorder that was taped to my body and replay the comment.

 

[SilentSoldier]

itd have to be a sexy adcom member and I would definitely have to get it in writing before i proceed.

 

[Whatyousay]

Hypothetical: Your adcom insinuates you will be offered admission in return for a sexual favor. How do you react?

"You can have me."

 

[CodeBlu]

Where do you want it?

 

[Whatyousay]

itd have to be a sexy adcom member and I would definitely have to get it in writing before i proceed.

Heck, I don't even think they would have to be sexy...

 

[SilentSoldier]

Heck, I don't even think they would have to be sexy...

okay, but at least female

 

[BHaus9]

yesh

 

[BHaus9]

eye iz PRO