Class of 2017!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[ozzi22]

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Yeah, I mean, we dropped acid last year!

did anyone died?

 

[StudyShy]

🙂

 

[StudyShy]

All your tops are belong to me.

Die a dying death, Deathstar!!!!!! 😛

 

[ozzi22]

There are tubes involved too. You still like?

tubes that go where ?

 

[StudyShy]

did anyone died?

Nope. Some of skin fell off.

 

[senorsquishie]

Variety is the spice of life 😀

 

[ozzi22]

All your tops are belong to me.

i get 20+

 

[StudyShy]

tubes that go where ?

urethra, esophagus, vein, and trachea for good meaure

Don't worry. I have lots of experience.

 

[StudyShy]

i get 20+

 

[Deathstar]

Die a dying death, Deathstar!!!!!! 😛

I wanted to make sure ozzi got 20+ on his mcat tomorrow

 

[StudyShy]

Variety is the spice of life 😀

Yep!

 

[ozzi22]

Nope. Some of skin fell off.

ooooo that's rough

 

[phnerd1105]

OZZI...SHOW YOURSELF

How dare you walk in to MY hood and accuse me of treason?

You have just made an unwanted enemy, my good sir.

 

[ozzi22]

urethra, esophagus, vein, and trachea for good meaure

Don't worry. I have lots of experience.

oh my GAWD 😱

 

[StudyShy]

I wanted to make sure ozzi got 20+ on his mcat tomorrow :cry:

He better get a 30+ or he is out of 2017. 😉


He will...so I'm not worried.

Postpad some more, Deathstar.

 

[ozzi22]

OZZI...SHOW YOURSELF

How dare you walk in to MY hood and accuse me of treason?

You have just made an unwanted enemy, my good sir.

i knew you would come 🙄

 

[StudyShy]

OZZI...SHOW YOURSELF

How dare you walk in to MY hood and accuse me of treason?

You have just made an unwanted enemy, my good sir.

I miss you Phnerd! 🙂

 

[Deathstar]

My posts are primarily tops.

 

[StudyShy]

oh my GAWD 😱

Sometimes it's hard to advance the tube past the prostate. I have to really shove hard.

 

[StudyShy]

My posts are primarily tops.

 

[StudyShy]

ooooo that's rough

I didn't want my skin anyway.

 

[ozzi22]

Sometimes it's hard to advance the tube past the prostate. I have to really shove hard.

i think i'll pass

 

[StudyShy]

i think i'll pass

Some like it. Most don't.

 

[deleted393595]

Sometimes it's hard to advance the tube past the prostate. I have to really shove hard.

 

[ozzi22]

Some like it. Most don't.

i can't even imagine the pain 😱

 

[ozzi22]

sick stuff............. i know

 

[StudyShy]

I almost pissed myself. Should have worn the granny pants today.

 

[phnerd1105]

i knew you would come 🙄

Of course...my allies on the 2016 thread notified me on facebook that someone was accusing me of consorting with the 2017 thread. I had to defend my honor.

....or was this a clever ploy to get me back on SDN? hmmm

I miss you Phnerd! 🙂

Miss you too! Though I always look through your kids photos on FB and die from the cuteness overload 😍

 

[StudyShy]

i can't even imagine the pain 😱

Yeah, I mean sometimes it curls up because it won't advance! No joking, either.

 

[senorsquishie]

Sometimes it's hard to advance the tube past the prostate. I have to really shove hard.

That reminds me of the guy who got a haircurler stuck in his rectum. I love my job 😍

 

[deleted393595]

sick stuff............. i know

I just lost all of my innocence after reading this thread

 

[ozzi22]

I almost pissed myself. Should have worn the granny pants today.

🤣🤣

 

[deleted393595]

That reminds me of the guy who got a haircurler stuck in his rectum. I love my job 😍

Could be worse: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101003182659AA0eJ2L

 

[ozzi22]

I just lost all of my innocence after reading this thread

that's what SDN would do to you. be WARNED

 

[StudyShy]

Of course...my allies on the 2016 thread notified me on facebook that someone was accusing me of consorting with the 2017 thread. I had to defend my honor.

....or was this a clever ploy to get me back on SDN? hmmm



Miss you too! Though I always look through your kids photos on FB and die from the cuteness overload 😍

You should never ever leave SDN.

When I'm out grocery shopping, I always freak people out by saying, "now *kid #1" you be good or I'm going to tell you daddy, and "now kid # 2 if you don't be good I'm going to tell your daddy"... and so forth. I love the looks people give like you dirty huar. lol I miss them right now. 🙁

Thanks, Phnerd! 🙂

 

[ozzi22]

Yeah, I mean sometimes it curls up because it won't advance! No joking, either.

how can you stand this ? i can't do your job. no offense 😱

 

[deleted357625]

we need more hotties!

guess who's back!

 

[StudyShy]

That reminds me of the guy who got a haircurler stuck in his rectum. I love my job 😍

I've never seen that!!!!!

 

[ozzi22]

That reminds me of the guy who got a haircurler stuck in his rectum. I love my job 😍

what job is that ?

 

[senorsquishie]

I've never seen that!!!!!

One of the many joys of being a campus EMT. I also love the naked people who decide to pass out in the shower.

 

[ozzi22]

guess who's back!

sup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[StudyShy]

how can you stand this ? i can't do your job. no offense 😱

It is hard to watch. They are in a lot of pain.

However, if someone hasn't peed in 24 hours and they have over a liter in their bladder...they'll do anything to get that pressure off. In the end, things are good...even if they have a few blood clots floating in the Foley bag.

Just don't become a urologist. If we can't get them, which occasionally happens, we call the doc in.

 

[ozzi22]

One of the many joys of being a campus EMT. I also love the naked people who decide to pass out in the shower.

i want you to save me if i should pass out naked in the shower too

 

[StudyShy]

One of the many joys of being a campus EMT. I also love the naked people who decide to pass out in the shower.

That is an awesome job!!!!!

 

[deleted357625]

was wandering around barnes and noble today and checked out the barron/ tpr review..s*** looks hard lmao

 

[StudyShy]

i want you to save me if i should pass out naked in the shower too

She'll shove a combitube down your throat.

 

[ozzi22]

It is hard to watch. They are in a lot of pain.

However, if someone hasn't peed in 24 hours and they have over a liter in their bladder...they'll do anything to get that pressure off. In the end, things are good...even if they have a few blood clots floating in the Foley bag.

Just don't become a urologist. If we can't get them, which occasionally happens, we call the doc in.

what causes this stuff so i can watch out for them?

 

[StudyShy]

was wondering around barnes and noble today and checked out the barron/ tpr review..s*** looks hard lmao

Don't get Barron or the TPR from the actual book store.

 

[ozzi22]

She'll shove a combitube down your throat.

she'll go easy on me

 

[Deathstar]

It's a natural male reaction to cringe at things being shoved through urethras. I remember watching a documentary in which a snake got into a man's... while he was peeing in the water.