LOL As part of the recruitment, allow me to also extend to you an official interview invite to Spongebob Academy. Don't worry, you cannot "bomb" this interview; you also cannot withdraw. On interview day,
@researchismymiddlename will give you a tour and
@gettheleadout will lead spongebob trivia-based MMI. Then, you will be allowed 3 string pulls to the magic conch to determine your admission.
"Magic conch, can (your name here) join our Spongebob club?"
<string pull>
Conch: ".... yes"
Lastly for those of you looking for dual-degree programs may be excited that we offer several joint-degree programs including: MD/BM (Masters in Boating) with the Puff Boating School, MD/DC (Doctor of Clarinetting) with the Squidward Institute of Music, MD/MPP (Masters in Penny-pinching) at the Krabs Business School (located in Krusty Krab, table 10. Look for the official paper sign. Non-refundable $100,000 dollar one-time tuition fee).
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@researchismymiddlename and I are lost in application process.
"Magic conch, what shall we do to get interview invite to our dream schools?"
Conch: "...Nothing"
Sits down to do nothing. Then:
Did someone ask for an interview invite?... LIKE THIS?!
At least that's what keeps our hopes alive in my head.