Class of 2019!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Getting in the mood for v day:

Your body is 65% water, and I'm thirsty 😉
 
Do you have 11 protons? Cause you are sodium fine
 
I can't believe I'm going to join in on this but...

"Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long"
 
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a sweet ass

T-rayza, your lines are so good ... too good ... you must actually use these all the time. Little turayza hedgehog, just going around picking up all the boyz with her sweet lines.


I can't believe I'm going to join in on this but...

"Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long"

:claps:
 
I can't believe I'm going to join in on this but...

"Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long"

This is a kind of rapey pickup line 😕
only qualifies for pchem homework 😡
 
T-rayza, your lines are so good ... too good ... you must actually use these all the time. Little turayza hedgehog, just going around picking up all the boyz with her sweet lines.


Oh yup. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
 
I can't believe I'm going to join in on this but...

"Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long"
omg hahahhaha more like 5 mins and i am done JK JK hahahha
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear
careful they might say but you look like youre wearing diaper! LMAO

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a sweet ass

No the next morning i brought breakfast in and said, hey there mighty fine print, so i ran out of sugar, mind dipping your finger into my coffee?
 
omg hahahhaha more like 5 mins and i am done JK JK hahahha

careful they might say but you look like youre wearing diaper! LMAO



No the next morning i brought breakfast in and said, hey there mighty fine print, so i ran out of sugar, mind dipping your finger into my coffee?

Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
 
i don't think that pickup line would work unless the recipient is a farmer



Yeah that's not even a pickup line
This is a kind of rapey pickup line 😕
only qualifies for pchem homework 😡
Oh come on lol I was just trying to fit in 🙁....

You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
 
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply😏
 
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply😏
hahahha, dude....restraining orders yet? jk nice one though....
 
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