THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS of problems at some US medical schools. So, Dr.Goofy, on a quest for truth, interviewed several medical students across the country, via the student doctor forums. This is some of the disturbing comments he heard when asking students about reported school problems.
Dr. Goofy: "As a medical resident, what can you tell me about cocaine?"
Reply: "I used to work with the stuff"
Dr. Goofy: "So why, in your opinion, is science losing credibility?"
Reply: "I made some lucky rats very, very happy."
Dr. Goofy: "So are you saying you use cocaine?"
Reply: "Yes, I smoke it."
Dr. Goofy: "So why not inject it?"
Reply: "Remember that the free base form (crack) can be smoked, which means it is easily absorbed via the lungs."
Dr. Goofy: "As a black medical student, do you feel that the media, myself excluded, is putting too much pressure on you for your habit?"
Reply: "Yes they are. If your black the news says your on crack. If you a white you are "freebasing", much more elegant. Oh well thats the media."
Dr. Goofy: "Don't you think you're being irresponsible spending more money on cocaine than on your medical education?"
Reply: "I actually think i costs less. A gram of coke is about 40 bucks, a vial of crack is 10 i think, but i dont know how much is in that. I know crack gives you more bang for your buck. The "serving size of each is a unit of the above prices.
Dr. Goofy: "So, what have you learned from all of this?"
Reply: "My impression (from being in a pharmacokinetic lab that used to, and still does cocaine) is that, 'If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.'
This is Dr. Goofy, signing off. Just to prove my point, this was PROOF that medical schools are getting LESS COMPETITIVE!!!!
My apologies for butchering comments and quoting out of context at the expense of a good laugh, it was worth it.
