The manufacturers of Neuticles (TM) are quaking in their boots...
Speaking of Neuticles, when I went to their website to confirm spelling because I am obsessive/anal retentive even when crackin' jokes, I saw this:
PermaStay -- Ear implantations for Canines (patent pending)
Ultra thin, lightweight, undetectable and humane -
PermaStay Ear Implantation will restore bent, folded or broken ears on canines whose ears should stand straight but dont.
Good for life -
PermaStay Ear Implants is veterinarian tested and approved.
These will replace the [SIZE=+1]
New!TempoStay® Ear Supports For Canines[/SIZE]
Imagine not having to bandage your puppies ears after cropping. Not having to worry about costly visits to the vet to change the dressing. Not having to worry about your pup ripping off the bandages or the discomfort and stress post operative bandaging creates for you and your beloved pet.
Or, imagine not having to tape your young adult canines ear because of a failed ear crop or post crop break? No more taping, no more discomfort or pet ear hair loss...
TempoStay External Ear Implants are here - and is revolutionizing post ear cropping bandaging and postings!
http://www.neuticles.com/