Today I went to an expensive restaurant to celebrate my wife's birthday. We were seated in a smaller room, just with 3 tables, with another pair that was chatting quietly like us.
After 20 minutes or so, in comes a group of 3 middle-aged people, looking like husband and wife, plus female friend. The two women talk loudly for the next one hour or so. We initially don't really pay attention, but then it becomes impossible not to overhear them. At one point the female friend, who is a mixture of dowager countess snobbery and O'Brien level trash, starts telling the pair about her expensive cruises, her $89 truffles, the Mercedes limousine service she used, and her expensive lifestyle in general. All this while being very noisy, and trash talking friends, completely insensitive to the people around her, specifically us sitting at a table 5 feet away.
The conversation reminds me literally of Sandra Bullock's snob friends in the restaurant in The Blind Side. My wife and I reach a common conclusion of nouveau-rich stay-at-home trash, and we ignore as much as we can, until the end, when while waiting for the credit card we overhear her mentioning her great decisions in life, namely becoming the a nurse anesthetist, working independently, and the first in her state to bill as a third-party (whatever that means), and how well she is doing blah-blah. Generally the kind of public grandstanding that would disgust anybody in a physician. Cheeky, arrogant, mediocre, but obviously very ambitious person, pretty insupportable even for my very tolerant wife, who rushes out of the restaurant, so the story ends here.
While all the stupid sucker anesthesiologists are becoming AMC and academic slaves, these borderline sociopath crnas are becoming the new business leaders in anesthesia, making the big money (especially those in private practice, especially if compared based on hourly wages and responsibility levels), and living the good life. Food for thought for all the salaried suckers, who are wasting their time on fellowships, instead of developing better business skills/degrees, better hospital contacts and administrative involvement, and taking over the initiative from midlevels, especially independent ones. Because nobody else can stop them, nobody else knows how little they know, and how dangerous they are; they are to physician anesthesiologists as subprime borrowers are to the 800+ credit-score holders.
P.S. I obviously don't have all the pieces of the puzzle (I really wanted to ignore Dr Trash, CRNA, DNP, MSN, BSN, ACLS, CCRN, FAANA, and focus on my wife), but the little I overheard makes me think seriously about becoming a modest but happy independent contractor rather than a slightly richer fully employed and overworked slave, while the crnas and corporations are laughing all the way to the bank.