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I read somewhere that in 1962, D.O would attend a $65 seminar to convert their licensed to an M.D.

I was wondering if D.O. can still do that now?
 
yes, you would have to first get your D.O. degree, than spend about $150,000 at a M.D. School and you are now an MD with a DO degree.









in other words, no. 🙂
 
Or give around $30,000 to that school in the caribbean that sells MD degrees to DOs.
 
these threads have to stop. its f-ing irritating already.
 
DO>VOODOO MAGIC>MD>WITCH DOCTOR, why would anyone want to become a MD?


I think i may have just accidentally invited allopathic premeds over.

(i guess even my mac thinks the same as me, it doesn't recognize the word allopathic but did suggest me that i may have meant to have written osteopathic... go APPLE).
 
DO>VOODOO MAGIC>MD>WITCH DOCTOR, why would anyone want to become a MD?

I think i may have just accidentally invited allopathic premeds over.

So be it. What you say is 100% verifiable truth. I talked to my friend's dad who is an orthopaedic surgeon and he confirmed that DO>VOODOO MAGIC>MD>WITCH DOCTOR. I **** you not.
 
you may want to check with this website, i hear you can get an MD degree without a DO degree, and a MD degree without, well... a MD degree. Don't believe me, just look at the website.
 
yes osteopathic can specialize in pediatrician
 
I read somewhere that in 1892, an MD began yanking and pulling on peoples bodies for 46 cents, and changed his license to DO.

I was wondering if an MD can still do that now????

😴
 
.....and I think his name was Andrew...
 
I heard DOs even get to use pull up underwear. No more huggies. WEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
I read somewhere that in 1892, an MD began yanking and pulling on peoples bodies for 46 cents, and changed his license to DO.

I was wondering if an MD can still do that now????

😴

I heard he was a ninja
 
So be it. What you say is 100% verifiable truth. I talked to my friend's dad who is an orthopaedic surgeon and he confirmed that DO>VOODOO MAGIC>MD>WITCH DOCTOR. I **** you not.


So since I shadowed someone that practices VooDoo magic can I count that experience in applying for an MD program?
 
So since I shadowed someone that practices VooDoo magic can I count that experience in applying for an MD program?

as long as the person you shadowed was practicing in the states. If he was practicing in the Caribbean it doesn't count, its a whole different voodoo degree over there.
 
Mmm... Can't wait until we get to sacrifice a goat in OMM
 
I heard DOs even get to use pull up underwear. No more huggies. WEEEEEEEEEEEE

That's hot.
I think that was the selling point for me.
 
Mmm... Can't wait until we get to sacrifice a goat in OMM

Its amazing actually....just make sure to wear your smock, which of course is made of goat skin.....we use the whole goat
 
Its amazing actually....just make sure to wear your smock, which of course is made of goat skin.....we use the whole goat

I'm disappointed...no tribal-ware? Like designs on face?
 
Chevre-cal HVLA is supposed to be pretty intense
 
I'm disappointed...no tribal-ware? Like designs on face?

I was trying to at least leave a surprise for you guys....but yes, we do get the tribal-ware and face paint. In fact, each person gets a unique design that is given to you during the "white coat" ceremony (the name is just a cover really). I guess it really should be the "white goat" ceremony. We get our skins at the ceremony, which is held around a huge bon fire and worship a statue of A.T. Still. Once that is over, we get to drink the blood of former gunners and then have a wrestling match in the ring of fire. The winner gets to sacrifice the first goat, whose blood is used for that student's face paint and tribal design on the skin. Of course, our tablets are really rock that we chisle using the remaining goat bones. It is really a fantastic night.
 
I was trying to at least leave a surprise for you guys....but yes, we do get the tribal-ware and face paint. In fact, each person gets a unique design that is given to you during the "white coat" ceremony (the name is just a cover really). I guess it really should be the "white goat" ceremony. We get our skins at the ceremony, which is held around a huge bon fire and worship a statue of A.T. Still. Once that is over, we get to drink the blood of former gunners and then have a wrestling match in the ring of fire. The winner gets to sacrifice the first goat, whose blood is used for that student's face paint and tribal design on the skin. Of course, our tablets are really rock that we chisle using the remaining goat bones. It is really a fantastic night.

Sorry, I am known to ruins surprises at time, especially with these traditional osteopathic practices. Is each design and goat skin predetermined from Osteopathic fate of the gods?

I heard if you are "the one" A.T. Still winks at you during the ceremony? Bestill my heart.

Do they use OMM after the wrestling matches like an hour later? Is there a tribal shower (lmao)?

Definitely will bring the camera that night.
 
Definitely will bring the camera that night.

Bad idea. Every DO knows that if you allow the civilized world to take your picture, your soul is taken away from you.
 
Bad idea. Every DO knows that if you allow the civilized world to take your picture, your soul is taken away from you.


Oh no. Good thing you warned me, and good thing I had 2 years advance on this one, I can spread the word on my sojourn to the different DO galaxies. :idea:
 
Oh no. Good thing you warned me, and good thing I had 2 years advance on this one, I can spread the word on my sojourn to the different DO galaxies. :idea:
Make sure you use your powers wisely young padawan. May the OMM be with you
 
Make sure you use your powers wisely young padawan. May the OMM be with you

My powers are telling me we are both at our 94th post. We need to go on the sojourn together. Shazam. :laugh:
 
Sorry, I am known to ruins surprises at time, especially with these traditional osteopathic practices. Is each design and goat skin predetermined from Osteopathic fate of the gods?

I heard if you are "the one" A.T. Still winks at you during the ceremony? Bestill my heart.

Do they use OMM after the wrestling matches like an hour later? Is there a tribal shower (lmao)?

Definitely will bring the camera that night.

Bad idea. Every DO knows that if you allow the civilized world to take your picture, your soul is taken away from you.

Its true, nothing from the civilized world is allowed, remember, OMM is "not" evidence-based, thus its not civilized, so we can't be either. In fact, we do voodoo chants around the bon fire asking A.T. Still and his powers that be to bring down the evidence-based train of thought, but he hasn't listened yet. We probably need to do cranial on his remains to help his hearing. Fortunately, an OMM doc here at DCOM has learned how to manipulate the soul back into the students, so we don't have to worry about that anymore. You should be seeing that technique soon.

Yes, it is also true that the winner gets "the wink" from Still. That person is then magically healed, and thus, is able to sacrifice the first goat. The rest of us do, in fact, give OMM on each other. That is actually how class rank is determined (and the order of the rest of the goat sacrifices), by how quickly your "patient" heals.

Our face paint and tribal designs are determined by the DO gods. This is where the interview comes into play. You see, our "docs" perform OMM and cranial and receive the designs from the gods thru their magic hands. If they can't see the designs the gods gave you, you are either rejected or wait-listed...but if they do see it, then you are accepted (shhh, you now know the ultimate secrets of the interview process, you must keep it to yourself, or else....).
 
Its true, nothing from the civilized world is allowed, remember, OMM is "not" evidence-based, thus its not civilized, so we can't be either. In fact, we do voodoo chants around the bon fire asking A.T. Still and his powers that be to bring down the evidence-based train of thought, but he hasn't listened yet. We probably need to do cranial on his remains to help his hearing. Fortunately, an OMM doc here at DCOM has learned how to manipulate the soul back into the students, so we don't have to worry about that anymore. You should be seeing that technique soon.

Yes, it is also true that the winner gets "the wink" from Still. That person is then magically healed, and thus, is able to sacrifice the first goat. The rest of us do, in fact, give OMM on each other. That is actually how class rank is determined (and the order of the rest of the goat sacrifices), by how quickly your "patient" heals.

Our face paint and tribal designs are determined by the DO gods. This is where the interview comes into play. You see, our "docs" perform OMM and cranial and receive the designs from the gods thru their magic hands. If they can't see the designs the gods gave you, you are either rejected or wait-listed...but if they do see it, then you are accepted (shhh, you now know the ultimate secrets of the interview process, you must keep it to yourself, or else....).

I never fathomed the details because I was certain the ancient ways were kept secret but thank you for providing the window. See, my question is now...is there like a "maintenance" goat session in between your years as a student and doctor...do all people get in a circle and like renew their pact/covenant/goat-swaps? lol I mean, are the powers of the DO constant or do they dwindle?
I want "the wink."
 
I never fathomed the details because I was certain the ancient ways were kept secret but thank you for providing the window. See, my question is now...is there like a "maintenance" goat session in between your years as a student and doctor...do all people get in a circle and like renew their pact/covenant/goat-swaps? lol I mean, are the powers of the DO constant or do they dwindle?
I want "the wink."

Its called "graduation" 😉 Residency is using other animal sacrifices, which then allow us to treat humans. Of course, we don't sacrifice them, but use our newly learned witch-craft to "heal" them.
 
For all interested parties:
I have recently begun issuing DO--MD conversion packs.
$65 gets you the certificate, $150 puts it in a frame ready to mount on your office wall and $250 will get you a valid DEA # to finally start issuing scripts.

*Please note, exact shipping times may vary as goat slaying season is now in full effect.

PM me for more details. I take Visa/Mastercard/Check/Money Order
 
Its called "graduation" 😉 Residency is using other animal sacrifices, which then allow us to treat humans. Of course, we don't sacrifice them, but use our newly learned witch-craft to "heal" them.

I worded that wrong - so the powers are infinite? Or do you need like a "goating" every x amount of years?

lmao joejones
 
As a D.O. will my patients confuse me with being a dyslexic Optometrist?
 
I worded that wrong - so the powers are infinite? Or do you need like a "goating" every x amount of years?

lmao joejones

I can't believe you question the power of A.T. Still and the DO gods.....of course they are infinite, you silly goose!!! But we do have goat slayings every 5-7 years to make sure those skills stay intact, but we always will possess "the power."

As a D.O. will my patients confuse me with being a dyslexic Optometrist?

This is the trick....if they do, you annoint them with the gunner blood, perform OMM, and they will never, ever confuse you again.
 
I can't believe you question the power of A.T. Still and the DO gods.....of course they are infinite, you silly goose!!! But we do have goat slayings every 5-7 years to make sure those skills stay intact, but we always will possess "the power."



This is the trick....if they do, you annoint them with the gunner blood, perform OMM, and they will never, ever confuse you again.

I would never question - I just needed to know if the greatness stays intact. It's like with Buffy, she is the slayer but there was a point that she kinda lost her strength - so I had the same issue.

Your wisdom is unparalleled!
 
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