Dental Jokes

[tsarasua]

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A rich dentist, a poor dentist and the toothfairy were walking down the road together.

They walked past an ATM machine and noticed $1000 on the floor.

There was nobody else around, so one of them decides to take the money.

Who took it???










The rich dentist.............the other two don't exist 😉

 

[heywhatsup]

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge."

"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."

 

[DMD to Be]

Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.

Assistant: Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

 

[dentwannabe]

Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.

Assistant: Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

LOL

 

[The Wop]

lame, lame, AND... lame.

 

[tbcthk]

Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.

Assistant: Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

great haha

 

[license2drill]

A guy and a girl met at a restaurant. They're getting along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands.
He then takes off his pants and washes his hands.
So the girl looks at him and says: "You must be a dentist!"
The guy all surprised says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?"
The girl replies: "Easy, you keep washing your hands".
One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says: "You must be a GREAT dentist!"
The guy was very very surprised, he says: "Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?"
The girl says: 'Easy ... I didn't feel a thing."

 

[utahdent123]

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."



What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.



Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.

 

[utahdent123]

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: $90.00.

Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???

Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.



A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth. "Aha, caries! I'll have to drill this one out!" says the dentist. "Oh no, I'd rather have a child!!!" cries the lady. "In that case, let me adjust the chair first," replies the dentist

 

[utahdent123]

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."

"That's still too expensive," the man says.

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20."

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

"Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10."

"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"

 

[utahdent123]

There once was a lady whose tooth was hurting, so she went to the dentist. He called her into his office; but as he put on his gloves, he could tell she was getting nervous. To calm her down, he asked, "Do you know how they make rubber gloves?"
"No," the lady admitted.

He said, "What you do is, you stick your hands in a big bowl of rubber and take them out again. Then you stick them up in the air and let them dry. When they finish drying, you pull off a pair of rubber gloves."

The lady didn't say a word for several moments, then started to giggle. "What's so funny?" the dentist asked.

The lady laughed and said, "I bet I know how they make condoms!"

 

[DMD to Be]

There once was a lady whose tooth was hurting, so she went to the dentist. He called her into his office; but as he put on his gloves, he could tell she was getting nervous. To calm her down, he asked, "Do you know how they make rubber gloves?"
"No," the lady admitted.

He said, "What you do is, you stick your hands in a big bowl of rubber and take them out again. Then you stick them up in the air and let them dry. When they finish drying, you pull off a pair of rubber gloves."

The lady didn't say a word for several moments, then started to giggle. "What's so funny?" the dentist asked.

The lady laughed and said, "I bet I know how they make condoms!"

Hahaha. That's a good one. 😛

 

[bwestern]

whats the difference between a dentist and a doctor?

They both can afford a boat but the dentist gets to use his whenever he wants

 

[tsarasua]

DENTIST is the most suitable male profession - the only man that can tell a
woman when to open and when to shut her mouth, and get away with it


>_-

 

[aphistis]

I routinely joke that it wasn't until I started seeing patients in clinic that I ever had to tell a woman her mouth was too small. Believe it or not, it usually goes over pretty well. 😉