DENTAL RAPS...express yourself

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" dentin my brain (fixed at last)"
Let me take a moment and put this enrollment check down...relax my mind and just take a look around...I'm twenty two now and it seems like yesterday I was playing doom in the basement in the seventh grade, talking about the mixer dance being only 6 months away, and bragging about the way I rocked that perfect double play. Mom and Dad still packing my lunch and sending me off to class, forging a signature on a yellow hall pass, Eating go gurt and gushers for a midnight snack, and hoping that I can finally put up the 60lb weight stack. Believe me...I never thought it would be this easy to make it this far...I mean it was tough at times and Gross left a scar, but I was able to overcome the endless tests and tasks, able to finally slap this monkey off my frickin back. This uncertainty has been wearing on me for like 4 years, tugging at my every thought like an aunt tugs on ears...every where I went everything I did, people asked me if I thought I was gonna get in...Well hell, this wasnt all that bad, now all they want is money i'll gladly give them that. Its over now...I'm in and i'll be out...with a thriving profession that is self governing, no doubt. In four years I'll look back and see that i've done something real, and that's something not everyone gets a chance to feel. If i hadnt got in, my life would be an utter mess, but I've worked hard, i've dug deep, Now I'll BE A D. D. S. -the amalgamanic
 
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2 comments:

a.) Gushers brings me right back to 4th grade.

b.) You are lucky you're not getting a DMD, wouldve totally messed up your final stanza.
 
Please tell me you are not going to U of M, cause I actually want to chill and go out with reasonably cool people. Maybe you should go into writing those cards for hallmark in you spare time??
I will lose my insanity if people like you are in my class.


Tim Theisen said:
" dentin my brain (fixed at last)"
Let me take a moment and put this enrollment check down...relax my mind and just take a look around...I'm twenty two now and it seems like yesterday I was playing doom in the basement in the seventh grade, talking about the mixer dance being only 6 months away, and bragging about the way I rocked that perfect double play. Mom and Dad still packing my lunch and sending me off to class, forging a signature on a yellow hall pass, Eating go gurt and gushers for a midnight snack, and hoping that I can finally put up the 60lb weight stack. Believe me...I never thought it would be this easy to make it this far...I mean it was tough at times and Gross left a scar, but I was able to overcome the endless tests and tasks, able to finally slap this monkey off my frickin back. This uncertainty has been wearing on me for like 4 years, tugging at my every thought like an aunt tugs on ears...every where I went everything I did, people asked me if I thought I was gonna get in...Well hell, this wasnt all that bad, now all they want is money i'll gladly give them that. Its over now...I'm in and i'll be out...with a thriving profession that is self governing, no doubt. In four years I'll look back and see that i've done something real, and that's something not everyone gets a chance to feel. If i hadnt got in, my life would be an utter mess, but I've worked hard, i've dug deep, Now I'll BE A D. D. S. -the amalgamanic
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Tim Theisen said:
" dentin my brain (fixed at last)"
Let me take a moment and put this enrollment check down...relax my mind and just take a look around...I'm twenty two now and it seems like yesterday I was playing doom in the basement in the seventh grade, talking about the mixer dance being only 6 months away, and bragging about the way I rocked that perfect double play. Mom and Dad still packing my lunch and sending me off to class, forging a signature on a yellow hall pass, Eating go gurt and gushers for a midnight snack, and hoping that I can finally put up the 60lb weight stack. Believe me...I never thought it would be this easy to make it this far...I mean it was tough at times and Gross left a scar, but I was able to overcome the endless tests and tasks, able to finally slap this monkey off my frickin back. This uncertainty has been wearing on me for like 4 years, tugging at my every thought like an aunt tugs on ears...every where I went everything I did, people asked me if I thought I was gonna get in...Well hell, this wasnt all that bad, now all they want is money i'll gladly give them that. Its over now...I'm in and i'll be out...with a thriving profession that is self governing, no doubt. In four years I'll look back and see that i've done something real, and that's something not everyone gets a chance to feel. If i hadnt got in, my life would be an utter mess, but I've worked hard, i've dug deep, Now I'll BE A D. D. S. -the amalgamanic
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That was terrible. Reminds me of "Fisticuffs" from the Chapelle Show. "Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and...SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI!!!"
 
THis was so funny! Please tell me you are going to Pitt, I really want people this goofy in my class!! You are halarious!
 
sunphish said:
THis was so funny! Please tell me you are going to Pitt, I really want people this goofy in my class!! You are halarious!
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I agree, I thought it was pretty cool! I guess i'm not "cool" like one of the other posters stated. 🙁
 
Dutchboy said:
I agree, I thought it was pretty cool! I guess i'm not "cool" like one of the other posters stated. 🙁
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The rap is totally rad. these people clowning on your raps got no skills thats why they gotta front like they do. as for that kid going to u of m who is too cool for you I hope he loses his "insanity"
 
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Give this kid a record deal!

Tim Theisen said:
" dentin my brain (fixed at last)"
Let me take a moment and put this enrollment check down...relax my mind and just take a look around...I'm twenty two now and it seems like yesterday I was playing doom in the basement in the seventh grade, talking about the mixer dance being only 6 months away, and bragging about the way I rocked that perfect double play. Mom and Dad still packing my lunch and sending me off to class, forging a signature on a yellow hall pass, Eating go gurt and gushers for a midnight snack, and hoping that I can finally put up the 60lb weight stack. Believe me...I never thought it would be this easy to make it this far...I mean it was tough at times and Gross left a scar, but I was able to overcome the endless tests and tasks, able to finally slap this monkey off my frickin back. This uncertainty has been wearing on me for like 4 years, tugging at my every thought like an aunt tugs on ears...every where I went everything I did, people asked me if I thought I was gonna get in...Well hell, this wasnt all that bad, now all they want is money i'll gladly give them that. Its over now...I'm in and i'll be out...with a thriving profession that is self governing, no doubt. In four years I'll look back and see that i've done something real, and that's something not everyone gets a chance to feel. If i hadnt got in, my life would be an utter mess, but I've worked hard, i've dug deep, Now I'll BE A D. D. S. -the amalgamanic
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I'm glad to see that not all dental students are boring..lol...although the rap was kinda cheezy...makes me at least look forward to meetin some interestin ppl in D-skool
 
I can rap, or I can explain the mechanism of xylocaine...you take your pick...
"Flow Ride"
I'd rather spit rhymes about oral health, than just fly under the radar like a tongue tied stealth...if I go to school in the fall and people are lame I'm going to numb them up with some lidocaine, slap a nitrous mask on their face, and yank all their teeth at a medium pace. The introvert is a typical dentist, and the typical dentist is not what I'll be, but introversion is something that is aquired it's extroverts I want to see. I want a lab full of bright and happy friends, not a lab of rats and pessimist men. I want a bunch of love filled clinics, not dungy operatories chalked full of cynics. Please, for me and the other dental students alike, lets not go into this with a silent mic., lets be as outgoing as we possible can, and help each other to steady our hands, to give it our all but at the same time be humble, because without your good spirit my spirit will crumble. -the amalgamaniac
 
Well you made me rap once and I was hoping I's done, but I guess you got excited and wanted some fun, I already mentioned that money is an issue, why pay 100 thousand more to cut at the same tissues? Regardless of the school that all us predents choose, when we think about it lots we've got nothing to lose. We'll be fillin' drillin' chillin' illin' for the next four years, sometimes we'll really hate it and soak our books with tears. But through the clin requirements and the struggle and the hell, we'll get out there in the BEST DAMN JOB and we'll do really well! Dentistry is awesome in every single way, you get all kinds of procedures in any given day. We'll get to chat with patients and balance our lives, too. I'll be able to play the piano and have a baby or even two! So for a moment let's stop thinking about the money or the stress, the studying, the sleepless nights, the anger and the tests. We're going to be DENTISTS!!! Lots of us really GOT IN!!!! our undergrad paid off!!! we're ready to BEGIN!! So let's hear three cheers for dental freaks, however nerds we be! Congrats to us for getting here, AMAZING PEOPLE WE!
 
I'mFillingFine said:
Well you made me rap once and I was hoping I's done, but I guess you got excited and wanted some fun, I already mentioned that money is an issue, why pay 100 thousand more to cut at the same tissues? Regardless of the school that all us predents choose, when we think about it lots we've got nothing to lose. We'll be fillin' drillin' chillin' illin' for the next four years, sometimes we'll really hate it and soak our books with tears. But through the clin requirements and the struggle and the hell, we'll get out there in the BEST DAMN JOB and we'll do really well! Dentistry is awesome in every single way, you get all kinds of procedures in any given day. We'll get to chat with patients and balance our lives, too. I'll be able to play the piano and have a baby or even two! So for a moment let's stop thinking about the money or the stress, the studying, the sleepless nights, the anger and the tests. We're going to be DENTISTS!!! Lots of us really GOT IN!!!! our undergrad paid off!!! we're ready to BEGIN!! So let's hear three cheers for dental freaks, however nerds we be! Congrats to us for getting here, AMAZING PEOPLE WE!
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This may sound ridiculous of me, but I think this is amazingly good. Where are you going to school next year, I am filling fine? I am probably more impressed with this rap than any normal person should be, but man, I have to say it, good job! This thread sure keeps me entertained!
 
sunphish said:
This may sound ridiculous of me, but I think this is amazingly good. Where are you going to school next year, I am filling fine? I am probably more impressed with this rap than any normal person should be, but man, I have to say it, good job! This thread sure keeps me entertained!
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haha, thank you so much, sunphish!! 🙂 🙂 Much appreciated. It's usually to the annoyance of my friends when I insist on making IM limericks (each person does a line) or I make up songs and sing them to myself, so it's a refreshing break to have people actually enjoy my insanity! 😎

And I'll probably be at Buffalo, unless Penn decides that they would just LOVE to give me 300K. Yourself?
 
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I know not where to begin, but i know where its 'bout to end, the rules are set to contain us, but they're there for us to bend. Let's get pump'd up fo the life that we A-bout to live, as dentists who make G'z only to enable us to give. To Communities charities universities, heaal it don't matter, just so long as we make sho our wealth keeps gettin' fatter. Yea money def ain't the most important thang in life, far more important it is to get a lovely wife. But no doubt it would be nice to have with a loving fam'ly, A Crib, Condo, Yatch, and a B-M-Dubbuya Z!
 
Dr. Parm said:
I know not where to begin, but i know where its 'bout to end, the rules are set to contain us, but they're there for us to bend. Let's get pump'd up fo the life that we A-bout to live, as dentists who make G'z only to enable us to give. To Communities charities universities, heaal it don't matter, just so long as we make sho our wealth keeps gettin' fatter. Yea money def ain't the most important thang in life, far more important it is to get a lovely wife. But no doubt it would be nice to have with a loving fam'ly, A Crib, Condo, Yatch, and a B-M-Dubbuya Z!
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Yeah yeah!!!
 
This is like sitting in on a freshmen composition or poetry appreciation class - who needs nitrous when you can supply one of these 'raps' to an unsuspecting patient instead.
 
ItsGavinC said:
Wow, this thread is really and truly terrible.
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sprgrover said:
This is like sitting in on a freshmen composition or poetry appreciation class - who needs nitrous when you can supply one of these 'raps' to an unsuspecting patient instead.
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*ahem!* To both of you dear mods, feel free to give such lofty insight right after you leave a creative and improvisational rap of your own.

😉
 
Tim Theisen said:
" dentin my brain (fixed at last)"
Let me take a moment and put this enrollment check down...relax my mind and just take a look around...I'm twenty two now and it seems like yesterday I was playing doom in the basement in the seventh grade, talking about the mixer dance being only 6 months away, and bragging about the way I rocked that perfect double play. Mom and Dad still packing my lunch and sending me off to class, forging a signature on a yellow hall pass, Eating go gurt and gushers for a midnight snack, and hoping that I can finally put up the 60lb weight stack. Believe me...I never thought it would be this easy to make it this far...I mean it was tough at times and Gross left a scar, but I was able to overcome the endless tests and tasks, able to finally slap this monkey off my frickin back. This uncertainty has been wearing on me for like 4 years, tugging at my every thought like an aunt tugs on ears...every where I went everything I did, people asked me if I thought I was gonna get in...Well hell, this wasnt all that bad, now all they want is money i'll gladly give them that. Its over now...I'm in and i'll be out...with a thriving profession that is self governing, no doubt. In four years I'll look back and see that i've done something real, and that's something not everyone gets a chance to feel. If i hadnt got in, my life would be an utter mess, but I've worked hard, i've dug deep, Now I'll BE A D. D. S. -the amalgamanic
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Ok. Lets go,

My name is Hot Pickle Baby and I am here to play this rap game, I cant believe I responded since its really really lame.

This thread should have been closed down before it even started, for white male pre-dents to start rapping is sorta retarted,

The sky is blue and the grass is green, the horrible responses to my posts make me get real mean,

I think I should stop right about now because I suck at this bit,
Maybe Ill just log off and go take me a pre-dental $hit.

baby baby uh.
 
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I'mFillingFine said:
*ahem!* To both of you dear mods, feel free to give such lofty insight right after you leave a creative and improvisational rap of your own.

😉
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One doesn't need to fall on one's face in order to understand that it would be painful. 😀
 
Sprgrover said:
One doesn't need to fall on one's face in order to understand that it would be painful. 😀
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Fair enough, fair enough. Though one must admit that to trip takes merely an inappropriate use of gravity. But, to rhyme! O, to rhyme!




(....I'll get off my pretentious horse now 😀....I must be reading too much George Eliot)
 
I'mFillingFine said:
Fair enough, fair enough. Though one must admit that to trip takes merely an inappropriate use of gravity. But, to rhyme! O, to rhyme!




(....I'll get off my pretentious horse now 😀....I must be reading too much George Eliot)
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dork
 
Mods, thanks so much for banning hot pickle/apple! I didn't say anything because I try to avoid drama over the internet (I need to SEE people I argue with! 🙂), but it was really becoming offensive. Thanks again!
 
Hey, I like your definition of DDS, creative! 👍
 
I'mFillingFine said:
Mods, thanks so much for banning hot pickle/apple! I didn't say anything because I try to avoid drama over the internet (I need to SEE people I argue with! 🙂), but it was really becoming offensive. Thanks again!
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I second this. When I saw it, I started humming "Ding dong the witch is dead" to myself. It really was thoughtful of the mods to give us predent SDNers such a lovely christmas present...and it was just what we wanted too!

As for all the raps, personally if given the choice between reading another of those abominations and having #'s 6-10 extracted with a spoon sans anaesthesia I would most certainly choose the latter.

P.S. I also found your unique DDS definition hilarious
 
To be honest this is the first thread, where bordum didn't drop me dead. It may be gay to be rappin to ya'll, but the readability is worth it even if it CALLS for a little understanding, or standing... for something you believe in....something to sink your teeth in....while we waitin for these letters....these bed wetter letters...so we can get off this website forEVER. Keep the embarressment goin....Send in your rhymes even knowin...that peeps will keep mowin...them down... but stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say. How about I just go eat some hay. I could make things out of clay, and lay by the bay, I just may. What d'ya say?
 
What do I say....I say you're GAY.....

I'm just saying what you were all just thinking.
 
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kew said:
What do I say....I say you're GAY.....

I'm just saying what you were all just thinking.
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Hmm, that's funny! How could we be thinking it when no one's said it?? 😉 Since you joined the world of dental rapping, my dear kew, even if it was only to "mock" us, you really have nothing to stand on for your argument!

And thanks duh? and hermey; I just couldn't look at "Registered User" any longer! 😎

Oh, and Hermey, since you offered, why don't you come over and I'll continue on with the #6-10 extraction!! I'd LOVE to get some practice before d-school mars me with all their TECHNIQUE 🙄
 
Sprgrover said:
Racial, sexual, and religious epithets are violations of the TOS.
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I understand racial and religious ones; however, I can't just find tolerance for the middle one.

Anyway, thanx for your clarification.
 
I think he's trying to make us all cry..
They should use this for torture..
 
I speak my mind from day to day, the powers that be are really gay, they take my raps and flush them down the drain, to ban this cool cat is quite insane!
 
adamlc18 said:
I know no one wants to see this thread revived, but I just had to post. I just saw this and it cracked me up. For all you white rappers out there, this is how it is done:

http://www.youtube.com/watch_fullsc...40&fs=1&title=SNL - The Chronic of Narnia Rap
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I LOVED it 😀 😀 😀 The best part is how innocent it is 😎


(By the way, if people insist on hearing bad or punny jokes, don't even THINK of asking me to read off my 8 bumper stickers!!! I'm warning you!)
 
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