Desperate times call for desparate measures

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Megalofyia

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How does one actually go about bribing a medical school? Do you just hand 10,000 to each member of the admissions committee? Add a wing to the school? Just give money directly to the dean of admissions? Can this be done in montly payments? For those that are poor and female are there ways to prostitute your body, and how do you go about proposing this?
 
Megalofyia said:
How does one actually go about bribing a medical school? Do you just hand 10,000 to each member of the admissions committee? Add a wing to the school? Just give money directly to the dean of admissions? Can this be done in montly payments? For those that are poor and female are there ways to prostitute your body, and how do you go about proposing this?

The answer is burn down the office of admissions and then have your parents pay for a new one.
 
And what happens while your serving jail time for arson? That doesn't eliminate you from admissions to a medical school or from being able to get a medical licence?
 
Megalofyia said:
And what happens while your serving jail time for arson? That doesn't eliminate you from admissions to a medical school or from being able to get a medical licence?

I never said anything about getting caught.
 
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