jetproppilot said:
Uh, dude, I noticed you said one of my "associates" instead of one of my "partners". Freudian subliminal slip? I think not. You're obviously pissed off that your "associates" are holding you back from the holy grail of anesthesia....satisfied/safe patients, happy surgeons, and a high 6 figure income for you.
We need to hook up, bro. We could bring down the house of this business together. Throw in UT, you-the-Force-ninja-warrior, and me-the florida-cracka, and we'd be retired in 2015. 😀
Reminds me how important the THREE A's of anesthesia are:
1) Amicability: good personality, leaves home problems at home, keeps the environment light with staff and surgeons alike
2) Availability: Minimize obstructionalism. Instead of saying "whats wrong here? GEEZ....the sodium is low....I don't know...", SAY TO YOURSELF, WHAT CAN I DO TO GET THIS CASE DONE???? IS THIS NEBULOUS LAB CRAP IN AN ASYMPTOMATIC PATIENT REALLY IMPORTANT???
Surgeon calls the OR at 5:30 pm..."Hey Jet...just saw Ms Migilllicutty in my office and I really need to do something..." You say, "GREAT, DUDE. I'm SENDING FOR YOUR PATIENT NOW. I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET HERE. LATER, DUDE."
....Instead of, "GEEZ, DUDE, DO you really have to do it tonite? Did you order a cbc/chem 7/pt-ptt/fibrinogen level/BMP/echo/heart cath? I'll do the case when hell freezes over and all those useless labs are posted."
3)ABILITY: see above posts for the ABILITY to practice PRIVATE-PRACTICE-MINIMAL-OBSTRUCTIONALISM-ANESTHESIA. Get the cases done. Quick. Tell the surgeon you're ready whenever they are. Talk about porsches/sportbikes/etc in the OR instead of complaining about the dude posting a 6pm case.
Yes, you reserve the right to cancel/delay if it doesnt look good. But believe me, folks, it is RARE that a case cant be done likkity split. Lose the obstructionalist stance and you'll gain with more cases/satisfied surgeons...and you can do it SAFELY.
Believe me. Youll be happy, the surgeons will be happy, the OR staff will be happy, and you'll have to open another bank account.