@GuyWhoDoesStuff you think people who had skin problems like their skin problems? no, they just know how to deal with them. I would bet people who had pipe problems in their home growing up and had to fix them would be better suited for a plumber.
You're analogy doesn't make sense, but I guess it was supposed to be funny?
You probably scored the lowest of the physics section, good thing you never had to take the math GRE or the heaven forbid the LSAT. (you woulf do poorly at the comparison section)
Which hospital are you doing you're residency in, I hope it's not in UCSF, UCLA, UPenn, NYP or MGH but I'm sure you weren't smart enough to get in them
With some of your comebacks, I forget you guys are so limited and have focused your entire life on becoming a doctor, I have the option of a PhD, MD, or JD hell or even MBA.