I did that at my son's high school graduation two weeks ago. I was getting all misty-eyed remembering when I went into labor with him. Somewhere in the middle of labor I said "F*ck this ****!! I'm outta here!" and started to put my shoes on. The doctor and the nurses caught me with one shoe on and one shoe in my hand trying to walk out the door.
And now my baby is a man! *sniff*
Oh, well. We've all got, what, a year and a half before the apocalypse? I wonder what I'll be doing in 2012.