My personality is so magnetic, I am unable to carry credit cards. I never say something tastes like chicken. Not even chicken. I am the only man to ever ace an inkblot test. If I were to give you directions, you'd never get lost, and you'd arrive at least five minutes early. My reputation expands like the universe. I'm a lover, not fighter, but I'm also a fighter, so don't get any ideas. My legend precedes me, just like lightning precedes thunder. I am, the most interesting man in the world.
I don't always get a 45 on my mcat, but when I do I drink dos equis