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I prefer the term "meat pocket."It feels like a crime to say that without fleshy in front. It adds so much
I prefer the term "meat pocket."It feels like a crime to say that without fleshy in front. It adds so much
Right for the fat joke eh?You know how I know you are fat?
LOL
Umm, you know it's legal in parts of Nevada, right? Or you could just troll OK Cupid and Tinder. I'm sure you're an average looking guy, so you could find an average looking girl who is discretely DTF within a month or two of searching.
Groce.I prefer the term "meat pocket."
Or you could find someone hot for your first time in said 3rd world country. Nobody would ever find out unless you tell them - unless I'm missing something.
You know how I know you are fat?
LOL
I prefer the term "meat pocket."
Sounds too much like food to me
Now I need to make a roast beef sandwich.
You know how I know you are fat?
LOL
I wasn't. I assume all the smilies on this site are being ironic.Don't be mean to TP.
Sorry was driving home from the hospital. Lifestyle speciality and all.Where the f did winged scapula go. I haz a pix to show her 🙁(
I took it as sarcasmI wasn't. I assume all the smilies on this site are being ironic.
Seriously."my mum reads"
🙄
LOL...I was trying to think of a stereotypical bodice ripper man's name and Heath was the first one that came to mind.Your mum must have a different version of Wuthering Heights.
Sorry was driving home from the hospital. Lifestyle speciality and all.
Show me some shooz to drift me off to sleep.
Of course you have a hot pink manicure! 🙂
LOL, Prada bag conveniently located in the picture.
LOL, Prada bag conveniently located in the picture.
Seriously.
But that phrase tripped off my tongue and me brain so easily, I'm thinking I might have a good plan for my post surgical retirement career!
First I'll have to come up with a nom de plume.
I was thinking Chesty LaRue -- romance novelists always have some "Frenchy" sounding name.Are the names restricted to females, or are male pseudonyms acceptable?
Seymore Gooch probably isn't taken. Functions for advertising as well
eagle eyes! I just spotted that. that bag has been converted to my gym bag now. I can shove sneakers in there and off I go!
You don't need to leave the country:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_brothels_in_Nevada
Yeah, but less chance of getting chancroid.Lot more expensive in Nevada than in a place like Thailand or whatever haha.
A woman, or just a female? I mean, my dog likes to give hugs and licks, if that counts.
Related note, time for you to stop using the term female to refer to girls/women in casual conversation.
again if I feel like it.Sunglasses bro, nah I'm just kidding. If you're having a conversation try to look at her face.
Now you've ruined hot pockets for me. Jerk.I prefer the term "meat pocket."
Now you've ruined hot pockets for me. Jerk.
To be fair, hot pockets probably should have ruined hot pockets for you.
Yeah, but less chance of getting chancroid.
Reminds me of those romance novels my mum reads, "Her lips quivered as Heaths throbbing staff, the love that she had so long thirsted for, thrusted itself into her soft fleshy woman folds".
A woman, or just a female? I mean, my dog likes to give hugs and licks, if that counts.
Related note, time for you to stop using the term female to refer to girls/women in casual conversation.
I know!! It gets me everytime lol
Yeah....Or HIV or being offered a 12 year old who was sold in to slavery.
At what point does persisting with women become annoying? The guy that sits besides me in anatomy constantly pursued this girl that obviously ignored him, mostly, now seems she's giving him a chance. I think you can wear anybody down in med school because people are so stressed out they want to get laid and there is no time to date outside of the class.
I'm not a fan of trying to "wear someone down"At what point does persisting with women become annoying? The guy that sits besides me in anatomy constantly pursued this girl that obviously ignored him, mostly, now seems she's giving him a chance. I think you can wear anybody down in med school because people are so stressed out they want to get laid and there is no time to date outside of the class.
I'm not a fan of trying to "wear someone down"
Or she told herself, hey maybe I'm missing something about him, so let me give him a chance. I think it's nice of her. Good for him.I'm not a fan of trying to "wear someone down"
Aren't u supposed to be studying?Right, but the girl in EMDO's example is, I suppose...
Right, but the girl in EMDO's example is, I suppose...
Or she told herself, hey maybe I'm missing something about him, so let me give him a chance. I think it's nice of her. Good for him.
And you wonder why girls don't want to date you.you need lotion