I really appreciate you taking the time out of your busy day to respond in such a thorough, yet verbose manner. Now allow me to explain myself: I never claimed to have the pre-dental message board comedy market cornered, nor did I intend to offend you with my previous comments. I simply did not find a reference to harlotry on the part of a dental professional, legal and moral issues aside, to be a very good joke. Also, what gave you the impression that my reference to Xenu was meant to be a joke? Are dentistry and scientology mutually exclusive? I don't think this forum is the appropriate place for attacks on organized religion. I won't say that I am a scientologist or that I'm not; the issue of whether you or I are members of said faith, or any other faith for that matter, is irrelevent. The fact remains that there are many who hold such beliefs and we need to respect their religious choices.
As for the formatting of your paragraph, I see no major problems with it as it is, though I found the excessive use of quotations to be a bit distracting. Also, your opening and closing statements need some work, but overall I think you've done an excellent job. A-
Lastly, I think we need to consider putting this flame war to rest before the powers that be decide to do it for us. As a show of good faith, here is a cookie.