Elite School Master Race

[babaloo]

This thread is for all the other pretentious gunners out there shooting for Harvard, Stanford, Hopkins, UCSF, Penn, etc. etc.

How're the interviews going? Where are you hoping to go? What are you still waiting on?

Plebs are also welcome because we are kind people here.

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[efle]

This thread is for all the other pretentious gunners out there shooting for Harvard, Stanford, Hopkins, UCSF, Penn, etc. etc.

How're the interviews going? Where are you hoping to go? What are you still waiting on?

Plebs are also welcome because we are kind people here.

1/10 you have to at least start off normal and reveal the trolling gradually

 

[SSSMDt]

This thread is for all the other pretentious gunners out there shooting for Harvard, Stanford, Hopkins, UCSF, Penn, etc. etc.

How're the interviews going? Where are you hoping to go? What are you still waiting on?

Plebs are also welcome because we are kind people here.

Was recently accepted to all of the above with full-rides but turned them down.

 

[779163]

This thread is for all the other pretentious gunners out there shooting for Harvard, Stanford, Hopkins, UCSF, Penn, etc. etc.

How're the interviews going? Where are you hoping to go? What are you still waiting on?

Plebs are also welcome because we are kind people here.

 

[tantacles]

As a reminder, if you believe someone is trolling, please report and then ignore them. Otherwise, please keep threads on topic and professional.

 

[greenturtle22]

I considered myself too elite for these lowly schools so I didn't even bother applying

 

[efle]

if you believe someone is trolling

You say this like it's not blatantly obvious. Get on our level you pleb mod.

 

[SSSMDt]

Yeah full disclosure, I was trolling the trolling OP..

 

[babaloo]

I'm really sorry for my trollish tone haha but I actually was serious about hoping to engage in discussion about these schools.

 

[RogueBanana]

>OP joined today.

> First post is about Top Tier Master Race

.......

 

[efle]

I'm really sorry for my trollish tone haha but I actually was serious about hoping to engage in discussion about these schools.

I just hope they do a good job of filtering the plebs out. Don't want to dirty our future match list with people that just got lucky, ya know?

 

[babaloo]

Ugh I regret trying to joke around now lol

 

[RogueBanana]

Ugh I regret trying to joke around now lol

Jokes are for the dirty dirty plebs. It helps them deal with the unsavory lot they've been dealt in this life. Good thing us Bourgeoisie never have to dirty our hands by touching those ignorant tuberculars.

 

[babaloo]

I can't believe I'm being trolled right now

 

[RogueBanana]

I can't believe I'm being trolled right now

You don't come into my house with some busch-league clickbait title and expect to not get counter-trolled.


You philistine.

 

[Lawpy]

i like turtles

 

[efle]

Plebs are also welcome because we are kind people here.

i like turtles

Look what you've done, inviting the simpleton plebs into our discourse. Shame on you @babaloo.

 

[libertyyne]

The elitist of schools aren't even in America ! I'm talking about real ivies AIA,sgu,Ross. It's not a real school unless there is an ocean view and carribean beauties fanning me with palm leaves and feeding me coffee beans while I prep for step 1.

 

[Lawpy]

The elitist of schools aren't even in America ! I'm talking about real ivies AIA,sgu,Ross. It's not a real school unless there is an ocean view and carribean beauties fanning me with palm leaves and feeding me coffee beans while I prep for step 1.

no way. the real and only elite is Trump University Medical School and Casino Resort. it's gonna be YUGE!

source: @gonnif so it's legit

 

[babaloo]

Reporting you all for trolling

 

[Espressso]

This thread is for all the other pretentious gunners out there shooting for Harvard, Stanford, Hopkins, UCSF, Penn, etc. etc.

How're the interviews going? Where are you hoping to go? What are you still waiting on?

Plebs are also welcome because we are kind people here.

So do you view yourself as a pretentious gunner?

 

[babaloo]

So do you view yourself as a pretentious gunner?

Yeah in all seriousness I got into Hopkins and UCSF this cycle

 

[Lucca]

This thread is for all the other pretentious gunners out there shooting for Harvard, Stanford, Hopkins, UCSF, Penn, etc. etc.

How're the interviews going? Where are you hoping to go? What are you still waiting on?

Plebs are also welcome because we are kind people here.

I dont see a problem with the OP, this thread seems pretty inclusive of the entire preAllo community

 

[efle]

Maybe we should go over to the "Community You Want" thread and petition for a new subforum, where you must be verified with a top 10 admit to post?

 

[ToastCrunch]

Yeah in all seriousness I got into Hopkins and UCSF this cycle

The truth comes out...thread was a thinly veiled opportunity to brag

 

[babaloo]

The truth comes out...thread was a thinly veiled opportunity to brag

Took you all long enough to get to the set up

 

[babaloo]

Maybe we should go over to the "Community You Want" thread and petition for a new subforum, where you must be verified with a top 10 admit to post?

+1

Make it Top 3

 

[Espressso]

The truth comes out...thread was a thinly veiled opportunity to brag

Which is cool with me, but I'm confused why you would want to self-describe yourself as pretentious

 

[redsox93]

The elitist of schools aren't even in America ! I'm talking about real ivies AIA,sgu,Ross. It's not a real school unless there is an ocean view and carribean beauties fanning me with palm leaves and feeding me coffee beans while I prep for step 1.

if you have to study for Step 1 you're doing it wrong

 

[efle]

thinly veiled

It looked to me like a naked "let's have a humblebrag circle-j" thread from the start

Yeah in all seriousness I got into Hopkins and UCSF this cycle

Let this thread stand as a monument to all those misguided SDN posters that throw around the word "holistic" in their reverent discussions of schools like UCSF

 

[babaloo]

Let this thread stand as a monument to all those misguided SDN posters that throw around the word "holistic" in their reverent discussions of schools like UCSF

I'm actually a very nice person I promise

 

[Toutie]

Yeah in all seriousness I got into Hopkins and UCSF this cycle

So which one is better for Public Health, Health Disparities, and Underserved Populations? There's someone in another thread that needs to know.

 

[Iso4ane]

This thread is for all the other pretentious gunners out there shooting for Harvard, Stanford, Hopkins, UCSF, Penn, etc. etc.

How're the interviews going? Where are you hoping to go? What are you still waiting on?

Plebs are also welcome because we are kind people here.

3.99 GPA 37 on Old MCAT, handful of extracurriculars. wasn't good enough for an Elite School,

 

[ToastCrunch]

"let's have a humblebrag circle-j"

There's nothing humble about it...

 

[RogueBanana]

Reporting you all for trolling

Hello pot. Meet kettle.

 

[efle]

I'm actually a very nice person I promise

Well of course we are civil with equals, right? Don't tell me you enjoy interactions with dirty plebs though. I always make sure to wash my hands after meeting a doctor that went to their state school.

 

[babaloo]

So which one is better for Public Health, Health Disparities, and Underserved Populations? There's someone in another thread that needs to know.

Omg you were brutal to that poor girl lol

 

[babaloo]

Well of course we are civil with equals, right? Don't tell me you enjoy interactions with dirty plebs though. I always make sure to wash my hands after meeting a doctor that went to their state school.

I usually autoclave my hands after touching state school docs

 

[RogueBanana]

I usually autoclave my hands after touching state school docs

Good. That way their mediocrity won't spread to our scared top tier institutions.

I once bumped into a nurse practitioner in the hospital elevator. I nearly died washing my arm with acid afterwards.

 

[libertyyne]

Good. That way their mediocrity won't spread to our scared top tier institutions.

I once bumped into a nurse practitioner in the hospital elevator. I nearly died washing my arm with acid afterwards.

You shared an elevator with an NP. Barred for life from the elite school secret society meetings.

 

[efle]

I once bumped into a nurse practitioner in the hospital elevator.

You shared an elevator with an NP. Barred for life from the elite school secret society meetings.

Surely your hospital has separate entrances and exits for midlevels?

 

[Gurkhali]

I'm actually going to school for my DMD, doctor of MD. Harvard specifically created the program for me because I was of too high an intellect. It's lonely at the top

 

[RogueBanana]

Surely your hospital has separate entrances and exits for midlevels?

I was entering via the servants entrance, as I desired to gaze upon the faces of the destitute and damned. It brings me joy in my darkest moments.
Whilst entering the elevator to return to the safety of the academic offices the mid-level scum bumped me as she exited. My arm shall recover, and I did not receive a permanent ban from the Elite Society, merely a 1 month probation for making physical contact. Had I shared the elevator things would have surely been more severe.

Regardless, I had the knave fired for having the audacity to occupy space that was reserved for her betters.

 

[Ad2b]

I'm actually a very nice person I promise

Doubtful but you'll meet your kind wherever you land; glad I and most of the others on here, won't be with you. Yuck.

BTW: 4.0, 523 MCAT, 1000s hours ECs, family in major/international museum of medicine. I'm going to AUC.

 

[RogueBanana]

Doubtful but you'll meet your kind wherever you land; glad I and most of the others on here, won't be with you. Yuck.

BTW: 4.0, 523 MCAT, 1000s hours ECs, family in major/international museum of medicine. I'm going to AUC.

Can I ask why you made the choice to go carrib? Given your stats you surely have a shot at several competitive US MD

 

[Ad2b]

Can I ask why you made the choice to go carrib? Given your stats you surely have a shot at several competitive US MD

Can't stand elitists... grew up surrounded by white Wonder bread with Audis and VWs in the driveway of 2-story colonial mansions built by iron ore barons. and it was icy cold

Decided palm trees and helping turtles into the sea would be a great way to spend my evenings while studying...

(and apparently, I can add "Suck at sarcasm" to my list of negative attributes sarcasm @ my stats... GPA is close, MCAT is ~/= --- but until I formally take the damn thing for real estimated scores are worthless, ECs are accurate, family name is indeed in a medical school museum; she was my great aunt - the only aunt I ever really knew and she had no kids so "adopted" my brothers and I)

 

[RogueBanana]

Can't stand elitists... grew up surrounded by white Wonder bread with Audis and VWs in the driveway of 2-story colonial mansions built by iron ore barons. and it was icy cold

Decided palm trees and helping turtles into the sea would be a great way to spend my evenings while studying...

(and apparently, I can add "Suck at sarcasm" to my list of negative attributes )

Can't fault you for that. You're definitely intelligent enough to be one of the few successes of the carib. As long as you put the effort in to studying for step on your own between turtle shuttling

 

[Ad2b]

As long as you put the effort in to studying for step on your own between turtle shuttling

I'm hoping my residency program match potentials like my 178 Step 1 scores and offset that with my helping 100s of turtles escape the depraved sand dunes of St. Maarten!

EC's are EC's, right? AMIRITE!?

 

[RogueBanana]

I'm hoping my residency program match potentials like my 178 Step 1 scores and offset that with my helping 100s of turtles escape the depraved sand dunes of St. Maarten!

EC's are EC's, right? AMIRITE!?

you right you right

 

[flapjack3d]

Ew.