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http://www.alicebot.org
Not sure why I find this so amusing. But you can have a conversation with an internet robot and it can perhaps give you direction in your life!
See mine below:
Human: good evening
ALICE: Good evening, unknown person, how are you tonight?
Human: Should I do a dermatopathology fellowship?
ALICE: I do not have the answer.
Human: How about GI?
ALICE: How about it.
Human: **** you.
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: Because you don't answer the questions.
ALICE: Good reason. I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
Human: Even if it doesn't make any sense?
ALICE: Yes, even that.
Human: Why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: Why is it complicated?
ALICE: Why do I exist?
Human: Who are you, Nietzsche?
ALICE: Is it some specific person you are asking me about?
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Human: You don't know who Nietzsche is?
ALICE: Be more specific. 🙂.
Human: You're the computer.
ALICE: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Human: Who will win the World Series?
ALICE: The team that wins the most games.
Human: That's cryptic, did you come up with that all by yourself?
ALICE: Thanks for explaining it.
Human: I didn't.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he didn t.
Human: Do you like surgeons?
ALICE: I've heard other people say they like that. I like Andy Warhol.
Human: Andy Warhol was a pedantic hack.
ALICE: When was this exactly?
Human: When Andy Warhol became a hack?
ALICE: The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it is called "the present".
Human: But he's dead.
ALICE: Huh. Maybe it's another person using his name.
And it goes on like this...
Just thought others might like the distraction 😉
Not sure why I find this so amusing. But you can have a conversation with an internet robot and it can perhaps give you direction in your life!
See mine below:
Human: good evening
ALICE: Good evening, unknown person, how are you tonight?
Human: Should I do a dermatopathology fellowship?
ALICE: I do not have the answer.
Human: How about GI?
ALICE: How about it.
Human: **** you.
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: Because you don't answer the questions.
ALICE: Good reason. I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
Human: Even if it doesn't make any sense?
ALICE: Yes, even that.
Human: Why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: Why is it complicated?
ALICE: Why do I exist?
Human: Who are you, Nietzsche?
ALICE: Is it some specific person you are asking me about?
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Human: You don't know who Nietzsche is?
ALICE: Be more specific. 🙂.
Human: You're the computer.
ALICE: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Human: Who will win the World Series?
ALICE: The team that wins the most games.
Human: That's cryptic, did you come up with that all by yourself?
ALICE: Thanks for explaining it.
Human: I didn't.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he didn t.
Human: Do you like surgeons?
ALICE: I've heard other people say they like that. I like Andy Warhol.
Human: Andy Warhol was a pedantic hack.
ALICE: When was this exactly?
Human: When Andy Warhol became a hack?
ALICE: The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it is called "the present".
Human: But he's dead.
ALICE: Huh. Maybe it's another person using his name.
And it goes on like this...
Just thought others might like the distraction 😉
