I am aware that you are joking, but I am sure there are several ppl out there who take this question seriously but cannot post questions due to embarrassment.
To those ppl, I know this one guy, and he met his girl friend who is an undergrad at his research lab. She was such a cutie and I was hitting on her while having lunch and found this out. She was talking about how smart he is, how lovely he is and etc. She seemed to be not only good looking which instigated me to hit on her but also a super nice girl.
If your school is located near pharm and nursing schools, you can meet many pharmacy and nursing girls who love to date med students. They need to study a lot as well, so it's definitely possible to spend a lot of time with them. And trust me, they are hot.