I'm sure you are all smart people. Open the fricken letter!!!! It's not like it's a christmas present or something.
p1:What is it?
p2:It's a box
p1:Well, what kind of box?
p2:It's sort of small, and squarish.
p1:Hmm, what color?
p2:I would say bone.
p1:Right, what does it sound like if you shake it?
p2:It sounds like broken glass.
p1:I wonder whats in the box.
p2:If only there was some way of discovering what exactly is in this box.
p1: yeah, like some sort of x-ray device.
me: open the fricken box you ******ed fools. (snatching box from p2's hand). It's a goddamn glass you *****s!!!! *@*##. I tell ya, if i dind't know you had a 4.0 average I'd handcuff you to a radiator and beat you with a freakin curtain rod.
Note from the producers of this scenerio: Nobody was hurt during the making of said scenerio.
Rampart