This all sounds terrible
I'm really worried if I ever get get an epidural
I want to do an unmedicated (or no epidural) childbirth for the freak out factor and other benefits, but I know a breakdown of willpower is likely
How do the patients fare with LOR to air vs saline?
I'm tall but very very thin, how deep should I let someone go in me? What lubricant is going to be more comfortable? How do I know if it's being done right? what are signs that it's going wrong? Seriously.
Oh good Lord. The only thing you need to worry about is writing your acceptance speech for this years "Most Up-Tight Person" award. I get that for the un-initiated, an epidural seems like a big scary procedure, but it's really a simple bread and butter procedure which every BC anesthesiologist has probably performed in excess of 1000 times. If and when you end up in labor, ask to speak to the anesthesiologist early and have them explain everything to you well before you get to the point of feeling like you need one. No need to stress about it now in an online forum.
And asking if pts do better with LOR to air v. saline is like asking if pts do better when their Dr. uses a Littman v. a Welsch Allen stethoscope. It's simply a technique/feel preference and you want your anesthesiologist doing whichever he does on every other epidural he's ever placed. Now take a deep breath, take a shot, or a bong hit, or whatever chills you out, and repeat after me "Everything is gonna be OK"
Now, getting back to technique, I do what PGG does. LOR to saline with a small 1/4 to 1/2 cc air bubble. It gives you that bounce and squish we all like so much, and it also gives a little objective feedback as well. If you can inject fluid without compressing the air bubble, you're in the epidural space. If you can't inject any fluid without that bubble getting compressed first, then you not there yet. This really helps in those fluffy pts or even just those that have soft mushburger ligaments.
With regards to paramedian technique for lumbar epidurals, I find that this is significantly more uncomfortable for the pt as you are going through muscle instead of ligament which is poorly innervated by comparison. In fact, if I'm going for midline, and the pt is experiencing more discomfort than usual, I take this as a good sign that I'm probably not as midline as I thought.