Pt came in this morning at about 11:00 AM. C/O she stubbed her toe in a door last night causing about a 0.5cm lac between her 4th and 5th left toes. She came in this morning because she "Woke up and saw that the cut was still there." Patient arrived by......Everyone say it together......Fire Rescue!!!! Thank God those brave souls risked life and limb to get this obviously emergent pt to the hosptial so she could get a band aid and some polysporin. Makes you feel warm inside. If I were the paramedic, I think I would have blasted the siren and run red lights just to screw with the patient.