Has your school ever lost a rotational site due to a bad student?
Yes, sadly, more than once. It's happened at other med schools as well.
April 11th of the 3rd Year of the Osteopathic Medical School,
It’s been 8 months since we were deployed to the Non-Year Long Rotation theater. It’s been so long since I launched from the safety of pre-clinical years. Just fresh out of Step-Camp, they threw us right into the War for Rotation Sites.
In New York the IMGs put up a good fight, but we managed to claw back some of the IM sites. In Eastern Seaboard (Operating) Theater the lines between the Osteopaths and Low Tier Allopaths have stabilized—we have an informal truce for now, since no one wants to set off Dr. Baum, the surgeon we’re all pretty sure that has IE Disorder.
But nothing prepared us for them… the Site Killers. The worst of the worst from the drudges of the of the Medical School. No one knows where they really came from or how they passed anything related to Professionalism. But they may be the end of rotations for our school as we know it.
First there was Cancer Girl—she straight up told a patient with a cold his LAD was a sign of cancer. By the time the attending came out of the room we were packing our gear in full retreat from that private UC rotation.
Then there was Late Larry the Liar. Always came to the inpatient neurology rotation 15min behind schedule, always with a different excuse. He fired em off with wanton abandon—traffic, weather, dead grandma, newly diagnosed hernia. When the post-call attending saw him at the bar while the rest of us were in the middle of a CVA we were kicked out before the tPa got popped.
Tinder Tommy was a real piece of work. While we were all hoping to Match into the Sub-I, he was bragging about how many hospital staff he had matched into. The attendings bought the “Oh, I’m just on UptoDate” line for the first week or so, but then a nurse reported him for sending an unsolicited nude in the middle of a case presentation and we knew it was over.
That’s all for now—just got paged at the community EM rotation we’re holed up in. A code red, a good chance to practice our sutures… if Vasovagal Vinny doesn’t faint again and make the attending regret taking us on as a favor to the Dean.
AT Still help us.