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witchbreath

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The people here are boring. My classes are making me think boring. Too much one-dimensional thirst for knowledge. I guess that's what happens when you get to the top. No one's willing to go against the flow. Sometimes I wonder if people here are ******ed or if I'm the one who's ******ed. That's what happens when everyone is fake.
 
witchbreath said:
The people here are boring. My classes are making me think boring. Too much one-dimensional thirst for knowledge. I guess that's what happens when you get to the top. No one's willing to go against the flow. Sometimes I wonder if people here are ******ed or if I'm the one who's ******ed. That's what happens when everyone is fake.
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This.
 
witchbreath said:
The people here are boring. My classes are making me think boring. Too much one-dimensional thirst for knowledge. I guess that's what happens when you get to the top. No one's willing to go against the flow. Sometimes I wonder if people here are ******ed or if I'm the one who's ******ed. That's what happens when everyone is fake.
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The people here are boring awesome. My classes are making me think boring awesome. Too much one Copious amount of multi-dimensional thirst for knowledge. I guess that's what happens when you get to the top. No Everyone's willing to go against with the flow. Sometimes I wonder if people here are ******ed how people here can be so helpful or if I'm the one who's ******ed how I can be more helpful. That's what happens when everyone is fake real.
 
If you could condense this entire website into a room full of real people...Oh man!

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engineer16 said:
Got a real Holden Caulfield on our hands.
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Haha, glad we are on the same wavelength, I'd (is this a kosher contraction for I had?) been constructing a phony reply the whole time I was reading through the thread 🙂
 
witchbreath said:
The people here are boring. My classes are making me think boring. Too much one-dimensional thirst for knowledge. I guess that's what happens when you get to the top. No one's willing to go against the flow. Sometimes I wonder if people here are ******ed or if I'm the one who's ******ed. That's what happens when everyone is fake.
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You're a premed. I would exactly call that the "top." You have a LONG, LONG way to go before that. :laugh: Think medical school AND then residency AND then possibly fellowship, all before you have a real "job."
 
witchbreath said:
The people here are boring. My classes are making me think boring. Too much one-dimensional thirst for knowledge. I guess that's what happens when you get to the top. No one's willing to go against the flow. Sometimes I wonder if people here are ******ed or if I'm the one who's ******ed. That's what happens when everyone is fake.
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Be more specific?
 
Only boring people are boring.

witchbreath said:
The people here are boring. My classes are making me think boring. Too much one-dimensional thirst for knowledge. I guess that's what happens when you get to the top. No one's willing to go against the flow. Sometimes I wonder if people here are ******ed or if I'm the one who's ******ed. That's what happens when everyone is fake.
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witchbreath said:
The people here are boring. My classes are making me think boring. Too much one-dimensional thirst for knowledge. I guess that's what happens when you get to the top. No one's willing to go against the flow. Sometimes I wonder if people here are ******ed or if I'm the one who's ******ed. That's what happens when everyone is fake.
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*tips fedora*
 
But seriously OP, you cannot be a doctor with those grammar skills.
"My classes are making me think boring. Too much one-dimensional thirst for knowledge."
Jesus, the first sentence doesn't make sense at all, and the second sentence is a fragment.
 
Life Sucks said:
But seriously OP, you cannot be a doctor with those grammar skills.
"My classes are making me think boring. Too much one-dimensional thirst for knowledge."
Jesus, the first sentence doesn't make sense at all, and the second sentence is a fragment.
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This is what happens when the written portion of the MCAT doesn't take spelling and grammar into consideration (or is removed entirely).
 
While I am aware that this post is likely as real as its subject line...
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Interesting people don't like to hang around boring people- they don't really contribute anything to the fun and can be a bit of a downer. Perhaps you can't find the interesting people because they avoid you like the plague because of your lack of interests/attitude/demeanor. What was the last interesting story you had to tell? What was the last interesting thing you did? What hobbies do you have that are not academic that are interesting? Lastly, if someone were to write a book about you, would anyone care to read it, or would it be boring as all hell? If these questions leave you at a bit of a loss, you might just be boring.

Make your life an adventure, and you'll find the types that want to come along for the ride. Just don't let time pass you by, as life is short, and there is so much of it to be lived and enjoyed, even (and I would argue, especially) in your premed years.
 
Life Sucks said:
I hope you're not joking. Did it really not count those issue you mentioned?
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Grammar and spelling were not included in the scoring rubric, the scoring J-T was based upon how well your argument was constructed per their instructions. You could type like OP and still get a T, technically, though I believe there was a 'readability' judgment that came into play.

Either way it didn't matter, the written portion of the MCAT had no statistical significance when it came to admissions.
 
OP, I totally understand. You're asking the wrong questions tho. I believe a famous philosopher once said:

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
 
Microglia said:
OP, I totally understand. You're asking the wrong questions tho. I believe a famous philosopher once said:

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
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Wasn't that Wittgenstein?
 
For all the big phonies!

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amazing tekkers said:
Plegde against the R-word

http://www.r-word.org/r-word-why-pledge.aspx
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No. It is being used in its proper context with its meaning unchanged. It's one thing to campaign against 'gay' as an insult - using it in that manner adds negative context and insinuates that 'gay' is a substitute for 'stupid' or 'bad', lumping those characteristics together in people's minds. Using ******ed in this context does not add meaning to the word and does not conflate it with anything. What would you prefer people use? Stupid? *****? Idiot? Those, too, in their day, were technical medical terms for different levels of learning and cognitive ability. They originated exactly the way '******ed' did, and are only acceptable now because the medical field has moved on. In 20yrs, probably, the medical field will find a new term to replace '******ed' due to the current outrage against it being used properly in common parlance, and then people will pick up on that one, and the so-called 'r-word' will be what the next generation suggests as a tactful substitute.

So, no. I will not pledge, and I will not support the pledge.
 
witchbreath said:
The people here are boring. My classes are making me think boring. Too much one-dimensional thirst for knowledge. I guess that's what happens when you get to the top. No one's willing to go against the flow. Sometimes I wonder if people here are ******ed or if I'm the one who's ******ed. That's what happens when everyone is fake.
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LOL. What kind of person expects people to go against the flow. You're in college, not in some crazy magical unicorn world 😛
 
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