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In all seriousness, what is your favorite and most useful EM mnemonic? What is your favortie mnemonic link? I am finding them to be more useful than I ever imagined.
I'll start
Carpal Bones
Sally Lowered Tommy's Pants, He C*me Three Times
Sally Lowered Tommy's Pants, He C*me Three Times
SOB...well now phased out of the hospital back home. Pt or pt's family heard the abbreviation when the paramedics were reporting in and thought they were calling them sons of...well you know. Now the paramedics are supposed to use SOA (short of air) so that they don't offend the pts that know the truth.
DFO
Done Fell Out.
SOB...well now phased out of the hospital back home. Pt or pt's family heard the abbreviation when the paramedics were reporting in and thought they were calling them sons of...well you know. Now the paramedics are supposed to use SOA (short of air) so that they don't offend the pts that know the truth.
I asked for mnemotics on sedation a while back and got some of my personal favorites:
Obvious: B-52 or 5 and 2 = 5mg of haldol and 2mg of ativan
Not so obvious: HAM sandwich = haldol, ativan and morphine
DRT/ART=Dead Right There/Approaching Room Temperature
How about "Triple I" chest pain. (Aiiii Aiiii Aiiii). Typically an early 20's-30's Hispanic female....
We refer to that as "Aye Tach" or AT. In many cases it's terminal.
fff: fat, fertile, and forty
How about "Triple I" chest pain. (Aiiii Aiiii Aiiii). Typically an early 20's-30's Hispanic female....
i read somewhere on this board before about "status hispanicus". i thought it was pretty funny.
--your friendly neighborhood ED consulting caveman
Or "Cuban conniptions" to quote a Cuban pulmonologist I used to work with.....Also known as "Hispanic Panic" by a former Cuban resident I worked with.
I've also alternatively heard a fifth "f"- fried, in reference to the fact that in some patients greasy foods trigger gallbladder attacks.There are actually 4 f's - fat female fertile and forty
BARF-Brainless Application of Radiological Finding
VOMIT-Victim Of Medical Imaging Technology
I like that BARF one. I've had so many paranoid attendings freak out when a radiologist reads a scan as normal but adds: "Cannot rule out xxx life-threatening condition xxx, clinical correlation is recommended".
I wonder what the sensitivity this has for myocardial ischemia. I smell a study! (OK, not really.)How about "Triple I" chest pain. (Aiiii Aiiii Aiiii). Typically an early 20's-30's Hispanic female....
Do you TTJ these patients? (Transfer To Jesus)Similar to the dreaded tachylodya with an occasional ohhepmejesus.
oh lordy oh lordy oh lordy oh hep me jesus oh lordy oh lordy oh lordy
See, why couldn't we have had this one? That would have made things a lot simpler, but OH NO, we had to be politically correct and use "VAL PLIT HIM" (what the heck does THAT stand for? nothing, I'll tell you, NOTHING)Very Lazy Is The Man Leaving Pecker Tracks!
Valine
Leucine
Isoleucine
Threonine
Methionine
Lysine
Phenylalanine
Tyrosine
How about "Triple I" chest pain. (Aiiii Aiiii Aiiii). Typically an early 20's-30's Hispanic female....
Point and shoot.
Point - parasympathetic = erection
Shoot - sympathetic = ejaculation
Not very knowledge heavy, but funny how it worked out that way. 😀
FOS - "Full of ****"
This one gets used a lot, especially with the malingerers in the psych unit 🙄
Venous Penis (good way to remember where the femoral vein is next to the artery)
this one isn't EM specific, but I'm studying and just ran across it in first aid:
Drugs causing gynecomastia: Spironoloctone, Digitalis, Cimetidine, Risperdal, Alcohol use, Ketoconazole
-Some Drugs Create Really Awesome Knockers