# Favorite Jokes

Discussion in 'Pre-Dental' started by Freddy King, Apr 5, 2002.

1. ### Freddy King Junior Member 7+ Year Member

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Yah-E, steiner19er: I expect substantial participation.

A hillbilly kid walks into a Nashville whorehouse and says, "I want a woman, but I've always been scared, because my momma told me a woman has teeth between her legs." The ***** says, "Don't be silly. I'll take care of you." She brings him up to a room, gets undressed, lies on the bed, and spreads her legs. She says, "See? There's no teeth between my legs." The kid says, "Of course you don't have teeth down there. Look at the shape your gums are in...

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2. ### SuperDuperSky Junior Member 7+ Year Member

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Hello, here is something for you guys

Today Mom is 21 years older than the son. In 6 years, mom's age will be 5 times of the son's age.

Question: Where is the "DAD" today?
<img border="0" alt="[Laughy]" title="" src="graemlins/laughy.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Laughy]" title="" src="graemlins/laughy.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Laughy]" title="" src="graemlins/laughy.gif" />

Come on guys, use your superb DAT math skillZ!

(Hint: Solve for son's age)
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Let mom = m
son =s
M = S + 21
M+6 = (S+6)*5
Solution S = -3/4

Which means, in 9 month, the son will be born. And right now, dad is......on top of mom.... =P

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