Ah, it's silly because some 21-year-old deems it so: logical.
I've worked in 3 of the largest 5 markets in this country and, let me tell you, some people 100% prefer DOs. In the same vein, some people 100% prefer MDs. It's called life, people have differing preferences-- shocking.
If the scaffolding for your argument is based in the foundational understanding of the common man then I must lol and walk away. Because if you've ever worked in a hospital then you can count the number of non-medical personal who daily get asked if they are the docktor: RT, CNA, RN, Pharmacist, Registration, (hell, even chaplains from time to time-- no pun intended), etc.
Your statements fall under such a small, minute percentage of people that it is, quite frankly, extremely odd that so much of your world is devoted to it. Honestly, I kind of feel bad for you..
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