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Specifically, it is "cracked" ribs vs broken. "I cracked two ribs after I beat this guy up (with my chest into his foot, I'm thinking) two weeks ago". "So you broke them?" "No, they're just cracked."
Wait - you mean there isn't a difference? 😱Why does every patient in my town think there is a difference between a break and a fracture? And they differ on which is "the bad kind" and what each means. Is this some form of stupidity exclusive to Vegas or is it everywhere?
Guess I'd better get the 90-day refund on my MD from this guy.
Wait - you mean there isn't a difference? 😱
Guess I'd better get the 90-day refund on my MD from this guy.

I'm just imagining the possible "talk" with the admins:
Admin: Dr. B, we received a complaint about you. This patient was upset that you do not know the difference between a break and a fracture.
Doc B: There is no difference. I explained that to the patient.
Admin: A-hem, umm... are you sure?
Doc B: Yep, I'm sure. I even stopped the chairman of Orthopedics in the hall on my way in here for confirmation. It made him laugh that I would even ask.
Admin: Well, next time just pretend there's a difference, OK?

