Wrong, I got an A+ in "Using metaphors 101."
....oh, and I was in the low to mid 700s on all three parts........wait for it........on the first sitting. Just a little nugget for you to snack on. I can assure you that I would have had chunks of you in my stool in both the classroom and the clinic if we were in school together.
Would you care to know my SAT scores as well? They're really impressive. Also, I have amazing fashion sense, awesome hair, and a wife that my teenage neighbors drool over. Let's be honest, though, I could lose a few. But you know what, when your wife's hot and she thinks your slight beer gut is "kind of cute," it really takes the fun out of trying to lose it.
There, I rarely self-promote, but I just figured I'd get it all out in one post.
One more little morsel to chew on.....all of the people I know who work for or have worked for AB were in the bottom of their class. Just something to think about. Since you seem to have struggled with prescribing glasses, something most ODs would probably agree is not terribly difficult (if you were well trained,) I'd say my assumptions are probably in line.