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[Goro]

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector

Do you realize that this is the 12th year we’ve run this series? Time really flies when you don’t have something lodged up your butt. But for those of you who do, read on to see if you made this year’s list of the weirdest stuff that entered America’s orifices. If not, there’s always next […]

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I wonder if this is better suited for the EM forum, but you do need to know what you're getting into!

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[LunaOri]

None of those beats my all-time favorite: the (very large) butternut squash!

 

[crazieblue]

Recently I saw my favorite: a live eel

 

[LunaOri]

^^^ I think we have a winner!

 

[eyeeye_captain]

Many years ago I was seeing a consult in the ED and a gen surg friend called me over for a curbside on “a brown eye”. Bud Light if I remember correctly.

 

[sarcasmrules]

This reminds me of an X-ray meme I saw. To anyone who hasn't been on That 70's Show, the dad, Red Forman, often threatens to kick people's asses in very creative manners. In an Instagram dedicated to that show, I saw a meme saying "Nobody, Red Forman:" and an X-ray of a foot in someone's ass. Not real, but pretty hilarious.

 

[eyeeye_captain]

I can tell you that picture is 100% real and not a meme. What I cannot tell you is how that individual managed to get the bottle in. Definitely Bud Hard instead of Bud Light

 

[sarcasmrules]

I can tell you that picture is 100% real and not a meme. What I cannot tell you is how that individual managed to get the bottle in. Definitely Bud Hard instead of Bud Light

I don't doubt this is real. I doubt the one with a foot in someone's ass is.