Harvard vs. St. George's

[Dr. Lawyer]

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Like, I don't get it. What's the difference?

 

[Trajan]

It still amazes me how childish and toolish premeds can be.

 

[Street Philosopher]

in defense of premeds, this assclown is probably from the prelaw boards at princeton review.

 

[Dr.Tong]

my god, get a sense of humor

 

[Deuce 007 MD]

I think a more important question is King Kong vs Godzilla, or maybe even better Jenna Jameson vs Tera Patrick.

 

[X]

Well then I would have to say King Kong and Jenna Jameson.

 

[cipher]

Originally posted by Deuce 007 MD
... or maybe even better Jenna Jameson vs Tera Patrick.

Well, I have no idea what you're talking about. Are these actors of some sort? *cough*terapatrick*cough*

 

[Dr. Lawyer]

Hello, help. I was wondering if please someone could answer my question. I'd very much like to be medical.

 

[TexasGuy41]

Dear Dr. Lawyer,

I have a question for you. Should I go to

Law School A where I can learn how to screw people or Law School B where I can learn how to screw people.

Seriously, I want to be a lawyer, help me out. Thanks in advance

 

[lilnix]

Originally posted by cipher
Well, I have no idea what you're talking about. Are these actors of some sort? *cough*terapatrick*cough*

 

[JM.]

Originally posted by TexasGuy41
Dear Dr. Lawyer,

I have a question for you. Should I go to

Law School A where I can learn how to screw people or Law School B where I can learn how to screw people.

Seriously, I want to be a lawyer, help me out. Thanks in advance

Well - I know that at Law School A only the standard positions are used for the thorough screwing; whereas School B gets a little freaky in its screwing. There is also a little more "hands-on" screwing seen in School B (its curriculum is often called problem based). Those of you that lie the beauty and art of abstract screwing will probably be more happy at School A - studying in "The Theory of Screwing" and "The Facts Behind the Figures, Screw to Win".

School A often takes a great number of URM's who go on to be very successful screwers - but School B's class makeup is more homogenous.

Facility wise -School A is a bit stingy in the study areas, not nearly enough room to spread out and a have a gopod go at a screwing. The aforementioned School B has quite an impressive array of study areas available to the connoiseur of fine screwing.

The faculty members at School A, while being conservative in outlook, are always available after class to help with a screw or two. School B's faculty members are a little crazier, but ther screwable time is limited.

Hope that helps

 

[X]

So there is this guy standing in line. He gets a kink in his shoulder and is very uncomfortable. The lady behind him reaches up and starts massagin his shoulder. He turns back somewhat surprised...the lady says "oh sorry about that, I am a massage therapist and I just did it out of habit." The guy answers, "Hey lady, I am a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me."


X

 

[SolidGold]

Definitely St. George's!!! You have to be insane to go to Harvard over St. Georges!!! Who would pass up a medical school in Grenada????

 

[ashkan33]

Originally posted by Deuce 007 MD
I think a more important question is King Kong vs Godzilla, or maybe even better Jenna Jameson vs Tera Patrick.

you got one vote for tera patrick here. however, i am pretty fond of jenna in her younger days.

 

[SolidGold]

I actually became a little digusted with Jenna after her lastest round of plastic surgery. Whats with chicks getting their face lifted like that?? Her older work was great though....lets see if I still have them laying around........

 

[X]

No vote for Tera Patrick...none.

Jenna - yep better in the younger times.

I will like to cast a vote for Janine though. 😀


X

 

[Smurfette]

Originally posted by SolidGold
Definitely St. George's!!! You have to be insane to go to Harvard over St. Georges!!! Who would pass up a medical school in Grenada????

😀 😀 😀

If you go to St. Georges, you can change that "Camp Grenada" song (not sure of actual song title) to be about med school, providing you with hours and hours of entertainment.

"Hello motha,
Hello fatha
Greetings here from
Camp Grenada

Workload's light here,
found the tavern.
but I still smell like
fresh cadaver...."

(ok, so creativity is not one of my strong suits!) 😛

 

[lattimer13]

Originally posted by Street Philosopher
in defense of premeds, this assclown is probably from the prelaw boards at princeton review.

ha ha...you called him an assclown!

 

[phar]

Originally posted by Dr. Lawyer
Like, I don't get it. What's the difference?

Ooops i poop again...like, i don't get it, i am still a zygote....

 

[What the pho]

Originally posted by X
No vote for Tera Patrick...none.

Jenna - yep better in the younger times.

I will like to cast a vote for Janine though. 😀


X

How can you say no to Tera Patrick, she is 100% natural, I can just imagine how soft those jugs are compared to the fake ones on jenna. On top of that, jenna has had so much done to her, just look at the young jenna and the jenna now, I'm sure shes got a chin implant now. And Tera Patrick is half asian and half white she is so exotic looking while jenna now a days is just looking older and more like trailer trash.

 

[Adcadet]

St. G's. Who could resist a medical school who's students had to be rescued by US Marines?