First of all...thanks to all the input from my farting problem from a few months back. I've taken the dietary advice and it has worked well. Now for the penis pimple. So last night...I'm trying to study in my boxers and, as usual, I reach down to give my penis a nice scratchin'. instead of the usual relief...oh crap, there's a zit on mr. penis. first thing i did was remember the last time i had something similar...i remember that i squeezed it really hard and blood came out...and then it healed. but that was years ago and i was in middle school and not medical school. so, i waited until today and i gave it a good squeeze. this white crap came out of a little hole in the tip and it deflated a little. much like how a zit reacts. so, i'm trying to figure out what it is and what i should do next. here are some more details: it's definitely attached to the skin because i can move it around with the skin while the tissue below is held in place. doesn't hurt unless i squeeze it gets pretty hard (the pimple)...i've deflated it a little but it hasn't been "popped" seems bigger today than it was yesterday Question: what is it and what should i do to get rid of it. i don't wanna go to the doctor...i'm all about self medication. i thought of pulling my scapel out but that's sacrilegious.