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what the hell, class shirt? man i would never buy this, haha
Your kids do drugs . . . without getting arrested.
They have a bumper sticker that proudly reads: "My kid's a drug dealer"
Their child can actually tell them what that pill is called.
Their child can support them during economic hardships.
In a nursing home, they're the ones that can hook people up for favors.
I'll try to think of others. Viagra's just too easy.
Their child can actually tell them what that pill is called.
Their child can support them during economic hardships.
In a nursing home, they're the ones that can hook people up for favors.
I'll try to think of others. Viagra's just too easy.
Your prescription always gets filled without a wait?
You learn not to pay extra for the letter "X": Xyzal, Clarinex, Xopenex...
http://www.theangriestpharmacist.com/2008/09/23/removing-the-wool/
(Although in that vein, an actual question: the hospital where I work stocks both albuterol and Xopenex. Why use both if there's no difference?)
Now you can finally get medication for the anxiety attacks your child caused you while growing up!
Some say there is, some say not. Do a Medline search using PubMed and read some of the studies. I believe in rats, the (S)-isomer may cause inflammation, so there's a reason to use xopenex in rats. Other people say it's worth the cost because total hospital expenses are comparable, and favorable because less doses have to be administered....q 8h
If it was my asthma, I would say give me the racemate q 4-6 h-boo on Septracor!
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So parents now will genetically engineer and rear their kids just for the purpose of being pharmacists? That's scary. Look what your shirt is doing to the world.
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as long as I get money
Try: In a nursing home, they're celebrities.
You actually get paid back for all the money you spent on them growing up, even though it's drug money.
You have no problem accepting drug money from them.
If you're not happy with the service, you can ground them. 😀
You pay for generic and they slip you brand name.
You actually get paid back for all the money you spent on them growing up, even though it's drug money.
You have no problem accepting drug money from them.
If you're not happy with the service, you can ground them. 😀
You pay for generic and they slip you brand name.
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