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- Cheap Viagra
- Cheap Methadone or Opiates
- Cheap GHB
- Access to Plan B without being embarrassed

That's all I got.
 

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Pharmacists can actually pay their parents back after they graduate.
 

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what the hell, class shirt? man i would never buy this, haha
 

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my parents joke I'm going to keep them hopped up in the basement on Haldol or something similar to keep them out of my hair.
 

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They have a bumper sticker that proudly reads: "My kid's a drug dealer"
Their child can actually tell them what that pill is called.
Their child can support them during economic hardships.
In a nursing home, they're the ones that can hook people up for favors.

I'll try to think of others. Viagra's just too easy.
 

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You can write something up about how retail Pharmacists work in a giant vending machine.
Or they can control if their parents get that desperately needed Neosporin.
 

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Now you can finally get medication for the anxiety attacks your child caused you while growing up!
 

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(Although in that vein, an actual question: the hospital where I work stocks both albuterol and Xopenex. Why use both if there's no difference?)

Some say there is, some say not. Do a Medline search using PubMed and read some of the studies. I believe in rats, the (S)-isomer may cause inflammation, so there's a reason to use xopenex in rats. Other people say it's worth the cost because total hospital expenses are comparable, and favorable because less doses have to be administered....q 8h

If it was my asthma, I would say give me the racemate q 4-6 h-boo on Septracor!
 

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So parents now will genetically engineer and rear their kids just for the purpose of being pharmacists? That's scary. Look what your shirt is doing to the world.
 

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Try: In a nursing home, they're celebrities.

You actually get paid back for all the money you spent on them growing up, even though it's drug money.

You have no problem accepting drug money from them.

If you're not happy with the service, you can ground them. :D

You pay for generic and they slip you brand name.
 

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This is the worst idea for a shirt ever. Is this suppose to be for the parents to wear, or the students?
 

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My son is the only person at Walgreens that speaks English.
 
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