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Anyone want to make crazy high scores on the DAT? Well here are my steps for absolute success on this awesome test.
Step 1 - Ask mommy and daddy to borrow their credit cards so that you can buy as many ridiculously expensive study guides as you can. I'm talking everything people. You need Cliffnotes, Kaplan, Dat destroyer, Dat crusher, Dat killer, Dat stomper, Dat master, master the dat, Dat done right, DAT test is going down, DAT's the easiest thing ever, DAT aint nothing, and DAT: the test that babies and people from oklahoma fail.
Step 2 - Now that you have all this stuff your ready to set up a grueling study regime. Proceed to lock yourself in your room for 13 hours a day counting tiny cubes and trying to figure out all you possibly can about the exciting world of solubility and meiosis.
Step 3 - After two weeks of this, realization should sink in. You are a douchebag. You didnt need all the expensive hype. You knew about chromosomes and organic synthesis when you took your basics.
Step 4 - Find dumb kid at your school who you can unload all your junk on for a nice price.
Step 5 - With this money proceed to local bar. There purchase several drinks and work on those social skills. Trust me alot of you kids could use some of those.
Step 6 - Realize that there is more to life and to being a dentist than some ridiculous test which tests your knowledge of angle ranking and basic chemistry. At the end of the day that stuff doesnt matter quite as much as the person that you are inside. So work on that instead. Do something nice for someone tomorrow. Say a kind word, give the homeless guy on the street some money, do a favor for a friend, bring your mom/grandma/gf some flowers. Girls, bring your dad/grandpa/bf some food. You know, something kind and unexpected.
Step 7 - Finally, know this fact. Some of you guys might study and make a 23. You might also not study and make a 19. Regardless of which one you choose to do, you're not getting in anywhere unless you are a GOOD person with a GOOD heart. So tomorrow instead of reading some obscure science facts, ask yourself just what are you doing for others? Ask yourself just what kind of man/woman you really are, and how your life is helping those around you?
Step 1 - Ask mommy and daddy to borrow their credit cards so that you can buy as many ridiculously expensive study guides as you can. I'm talking everything people. You need Cliffnotes, Kaplan, Dat destroyer, Dat crusher, Dat killer, Dat stomper, Dat master, master the dat, Dat done right, DAT test is going down, DAT's the easiest thing ever, DAT aint nothing, and DAT: the test that babies and people from oklahoma fail.
Step 2 - Now that you have all this stuff your ready to set up a grueling study regime. Proceed to lock yourself in your room for 13 hours a day counting tiny cubes and trying to figure out all you possibly can about the exciting world of solubility and meiosis.
Step 3 - After two weeks of this, realization should sink in. You are a douchebag. You didnt need all the expensive hype. You knew about chromosomes and organic synthesis when you took your basics.
Step 4 - Find dumb kid at your school who you can unload all your junk on for a nice price.
Step 5 - With this money proceed to local bar. There purchase several drinks and work on those social skills. Trust me alot of you kids could use some of those.
Step 6 - Realize that there is more to life and to being a dentist than some ridiculous test which tests your knowledge of angle ranking and basic chemistry. At the end of the day that stuff doesnt matter quite as much as the person that you are inside. So work on that instead. Do something nice for someone tomorrow. Say a kind word, give the homeless guy on the street some money, do a favor for a friend, bring your mom/grandma/gf some flowers. Girls, bring your dad/grandpa/bf some food. You know, something kind and unexpected.
Step 7 - Finally, know this fact. Some of you guys might study and make a 23. You might also not study and make a 19. Regardless of which one you choose to do, you're not getting in anywhere unless you are a GOOD person with a GOOD heart. So tomorrow instead of reading some obscure science facts, ask yourself just what are you doing for others? Ask yourself just what kind of man/woman you really are, and how your life is helping those around you?
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