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Yeah, you want one....you know it....you could wear it the first time you mow your grass in your green and yellow lawnmower in a few weeks.
God damn, I'm from West Virginia.
It's actually part of my "trivia shark" getup that won me 115,000 tickets at Dave & Buster's. The more people that play, the more tickets can be won. People would think twice about playing a kid with a school of pharmacy shirt on. But if I wear this and a dirty WVU ball cap...maybe a pair of Wrangler jeans....speak in my natural Western Appalachian accent...I'm just a simple country boy...I don't know anything about history or science...I bet if you and your 5 friends from MIT played me, you'd be sure to whip me.....mmmhmmm...a few hours later, I win a Playstation 3.
But that doesn't matter...I smile as I taste your sweet, sweet tears of jealousy.